Is there another article in there that tells you how to determine if your pooch is gay or not?Yes. It says "Call in the retarded pet pyschic we used on our "Groomer Has it" challenge and she will tell you.
Or, have Xzavier give the dog a rectal and see how much he (the dog) enjoys it.
Carboy, if you ever run into Jonathan tell him he looks like a huge douche in those sunglasses. tia














