Survivor Samoa Islands !!!!!!!EPISODE ONE UP!!!!

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super39	Survivor Samoa Islands !!!!!!!EPISODE ONE UP!!!!	Lead	[-]
Posts: 732 (06/26/06 5:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And the 16 contestants are.......................... Charice Jones, 24, stripper Costa Mesa, CA Byron Roker, 45 Investment Banker, Houston TX Marshall Smith, 22 Model, Vancouver WA Deborah O'Connell,42 (but claims to be 28) Housewife, Calabasas CA John Reed, 62, ex Senator, Lake Minnetonka MN Cidney Yorikel, 43, Winnetka IL Karen Pong, 58, Realtor, Kansas City MO Shaun Johnson, 34, Real estate Developer , Midwest City OK George Estrada, 41, Party Clown, Fargo ND Arlington Woods, 75, Jockey, South Burlington VT Connie Wong, 55, City Developer Woodbury CT Tyson Straker, 26, Bodybuilder, Miami Beach FL Tiffany Tyler, 21, Student, Williamsport PA Steve Hekkler, 48, Miner, Hamlin WVA Peter Jenkins, 36, Pilates Instructor, Akron OH Chipley Hunter, 30, newlywed, Old Orchard Beach ME
fsmdud	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#1	[-]
Posts: 1935 (06/26/06 6:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	THIS SHIT FUCKIN
dannystultz	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#2	[-]
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rolandofthewhite	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#3	[-]
Posts: 1393 (06/26/06 11:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wonder how long Peter will last? You can just tell he's a pilate instructor, though. He looks so very flexible.
fsmdud	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#4	[-]
Posts: 1935 (06/27/06 6:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	YORIKELOWNAGE!!!
super39	Survivor Samoa Islands	#5	[-]
Posts: 732 (06/28/06 10:54 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Survivor Somoa Background Info ________________________________________________ Charice Jones describes herself as being energetic, outgoing, active, and is destined to be the next soul survivor. Yall better watch out Ima one tough black girl yall, and you better not double cross me you mother ****** ** ** Chairce is currently dancing to pay off $500,000 for driving through a house with an uninsured car. Byron Roker is a self-made millionaire, investing for major clients across Texas. Im smart, Im rich and no one will get in my way. NO ONE. Marshall Smith originally from Vancouver Washington, resides in Los Angeles with his girlfriend Rachel. When a opportunity comes my way I take it, even if I already have a girlfriend. Deborah O'Connell, a religious fanatic and self described MILF from Calabasas CA claims to live for adventure, That is why I married my husband who is 25 years older than me This is Deborahs first time out of the greater Los Angeles area. John Redd, ex Senator of Minnesota knows a thing or two about dealing with other people. Hey Im a politician, its not like the first time I have screwed anyone over. Cidney Yorikel is a nurse who resides in Winnetka Illinois with her 4 children and husband. I can survive with anyone, my mother and law just moved out, trust me I can survive with anyone. Karen Pong from Missouri is good at making money No Im not a whore, I sale real estate, I can make friends and screw them in a heart beat! Shaun Johnson from Midwest City OK is having marital problems, and believes this is the vacation he needs from his wife. She is a * 24/7, I hope to meet someone out here to show that * what Im capable of George Estrada from North Dakota has never taken anything seriously, he dropped out of school at grade 7 and has been entertaining people ever since. My humor will lead me to the million dollar prize Arlington Woods originally from Glasgow Scotland currently resides in Vermont with her boyfriend and 5 horses Dont underestimate me, I can be a real *** *. I ride horses all day long that is when Im not riding my 20 yr. old boyfriend hahaha. Woods was also in the British Navy during WWII. Connie Wong immigrated to Connecticut 5 years ago. Ta lowned of appurtunity has bena great to me. Wong an expert in martial arts and isnt scared to kick anyones * on the island. Tyson Straker, originally from Michigan believes he will be the ultimate survivor because he said so Thats right look at me Im 200lbs of raw steel and sex appeal! Tiffany Tyler is your typical college girl whose hobbies include binge drinking, and shaking up with someone every night. I will be great at forming alliances. Everyone will want to pair up with me Steve Hekkler, barely sees any light as he is down in a shaft 20 hrs. a day. He recently lost sight in one eye due to a mine explosion. Hard work will be my key to the prize. Peter Jenkins a Pilates instructor from Akron Ohio has just recovered from quadruple bypass surgery. His biggest accomplishment in life was losing 200lbs and gaining it back in a week. I have to admit, Im very nervous about the survivor experience. When I dont eat I become enraged and resort to violence and Pilates! Chiply Hunter is a newlywed from Maine. Chipley lost his first wife in a grease explosion and hopes the Survivor experience will help him forget about a unfortunate past. Survivor will help me forget about a horrific past and a new beginning. A million dollars also would be nice!
super39	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#6	[-]
Posts: 732 (08/01/06 8:35 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This is my first time writing a fanfic....:S Hope you like!:) Jeff: Im standing here on the western edge of the Pacific ocean where 16 average Americans will compete for the 1 million dollar prize. (theme music plays) Boat carrying all 16 castaways arrives on shore. Jeff: Welcome to Survivor: Somoa! (everybody claps) Charice: F* yay thats what Im talking about, you mother fuckas better not mess with my black ass! (flips Arlington the bird) Jeff: (Shakes head) Your first challenge begins right now. Hidden in the jungle are 7 maps to the campsite. When I say go you and your partner will be shackled together by the feet . Arlington: yummm bondage Charice: STFU old hag. And will have to retrieve a map, by looking around and exploring. The team who doesnt retrieve a map will be exiled together. Lets begin Marshall/Cidney Peter/Arlington Charice/Steve Tiffany/Tyson Connie/Shaun George/Karen John/Deborah Chipley/byron Cidney: I was paired up with Marshall. Wow if I was a bit younger and he was a bit older. Wink. I looked up in a tree and saw the first map so Marshall got on my back and pulled it down. Marshall: Alright baby! (highfive) Make their way to the beach Meanwhile: (Peter sweating buckets and collapses) Arlington: (tugging him) Get up you fat lazy piece of s! Pilates instructor my ass! Peter: I need water (eyes roll to the back of his head) (Arlington tugging him through the jungle) Shaun: Connies english is very hard to understand. We had some difficulty bonding. (Connie shown speaking Chinese as Shaun makes a hand jesture of a gun and puts it to his head. Connie: Look in der! Its a map! (Being only 4 ft tall Connie was able to fit into the cave while still attached to Shaun and retrieve the map!) Make their way to the beach Deborah: I totally hate the outdoors okay, and my partner John is such a troll. He refused to carry me even after my $200 dollar pedicure like what a douche! John: Deborah is what I call a Republican with an attitude. Always taking never giving. Deborah: Thanks to my brains okay. I noticed a map hidden in the beach okay. Like John was so jealous. Never underestimate the power of a blonde MILF from California (blows a kiss at the screen) Makes their way to the beach. George: As a child I knew I was different. I was always figitting and diagnoised with ADD and ADHD at 3 yrs old. ( George shown picking up a snack and putting it down Karens back) Karen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH F YOU ILL F* YOU UP! (screaming continues, as she runs right into the ocean, still attached to George she begins to drowned him. George: While submerged, not by choice, I noticed the map at the bottom of the water. I dove and got it. Boy did Karen feel like a idiot screaming and holloring like some kinda pansy! Makes their way to the beach Chipley: Dude I cant Byron: Its just a puddle! Chipley: I cant swim man! Byron: Chipley refused to cross a god damn puddle! What do I do Im sitting here with a black man twice my size who wont cross a puddle! And there is no possible way to go around! I knew I was screwed. Tifanny: Our map wasnt hidden Hard at all Litterally hard. ( screen shows Jiffy pop at the beginning with a hard on eye raping Tyson and undoing his shorts) Tyson: It was painful.. butt I got it litterally (shivers) Makes their way to the beach Charice: Ok heres our gameplan.. you listening? We gonna follow anotha team and tackle em for their map. (Shown following Arlington dragging Peter in the mud) Steve: (silent and follows) Charice: Find a map yet white girl Arlington: (english accent) are you talking to me? Charice: Yes I am talking to you and your wrinkly old behind Arlington: Dont mess with me chocolate I will eat you alive. Peter: Arlington, my behind is itchycare to rub? (Pulls a map out of his crack) It must hae stuck to me while I was in the mud! Charice: You are one nasty F*** (storms of tugging Steve) Arlington and Peter make their way to the beach Steve: I notice something inside the cave. I flicked on my headlight and found the final map! Charice: Thats what Im talking about! (highfive) Makes their way to the beach! Meanwhile Jeff approaches: Byron and Chipley and tells them they are the last team to arrive at the beach and the 14 others are immuned from T.C. that night. T.C. Jeff: You two really screwed up, what went wrong? Byron: Chipleys black thats what went wrong. ( A muffled AH HELL NO is heard coming from the other 14 survivors, camera focuses in on Charice, she flips it the bird) Jeff: Well its time to vote. Charice youre up first. Charice: thats what Im talkin about Charice votes followed by Marshall, Deborah, John, Cidney, Karen, Shaun, George, Arlington, Connie, Tyson Tiffany Steve and Peter. Jeff: Ill go tally the votes. Once the votes are tal.. Charice: We know the spill asswhipe Jeff: Ill read the votes (Peter farts nervously and uncontrolably) Jeff: first vote Chipley Charice: F* racist piles of s! Next vote: Byron Chipley Byron Byron Chipley Chipley Byron Chipley Byron Byron Jeff: First person voted out of Survivor Somoa: Byron Charice: O HELL YA! Jeff: Byron the tribe has spoken VOTE BREAKDOWN CHARICE** BYRON GEORGE BYRON TIFFANY BYRON CIDNEY BYRON SHAUN BYRON TYSON BYRON KAREN BYRON STEVE* BYRON MARSHALL** BYRON ARLINGTON CHIPLEY JOHN CHIPLEY DEBORAH CHIPLEY PETER CHIPLEY CONNIE* vote was illedgible
kingpin34	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#7	[-]
Posts: 6775 (08/01/06 8:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	THIS FANFIC SUCKS.
rudyknowsbest	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#8	[-]
Posts: 6603 (08/01/06 8:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	x 1000!
super39	Survivor Samoa Islands	#9	[-]
Posts: 732 (08/01/06 9:40 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Who is your favorite? What is the best part? What is the worst part?
Data the Android	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#10	[-]
Posts: 172 (08/01/06 10:50 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Who is your favorite? Thr unnappealing contestants What is the best part? The End What is the worst part? Wasting five minutes of this android's existence
x0xcindychickx0x	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#11	[-]
Posts: 1817 (08/02/06 12:59 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Isn't she one nanny 911?
kingpin34	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#12	[-]
Posts: 6775 (08/02/06 1:11 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Isn't cindychick a whore?
dannystultz	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#13	[-]
Posts: 12453 (08/02/06 2:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Who is your favorite? Peter What is the best part? Peter What is the worst part? THe Rest
mike039	Re: Survivor Samoa Islands	#14	[-]
Posts: 80 (02/01/07 9:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG!!!!!!!111one!!!one!!!eleven!!! CHARICEPWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Litus1980.survivor2sarawak		#15	[-]
Posts: 5 (03/13/09 6:01 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	HeyDude! I think this is hilarious. I hope you don't pay much attention to some of the critics that I've read around here. My favorite is Arlington and I hoe Charice is the next one to go. It looks as if the underdogs in this season had some kind of aliance. I'll ask you a favor: Post the pictures of the remaining contestants everytime because it makes it easier to follow the story if we have some faces to connect to the events.
hamandcheesesandwich		#16	[-]
Posts: 1 (03/13/09 6:25 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How the hell is Arlington a jockey
Emcee Batley		#17	[-]
Posts: 225 (03/13/09 10:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You do not know how to write....at all.....
Notaku		#18	[-]
Posts: 97 (03/15/09 5:34 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The last guy kinda looks like a whiter james.
platinumtlc		#19	[-]
Posts: 8556 (03/15/09 7:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BWHAHAHAHAA and a Cidney pic doesn't show up for me. INV <3
bryanpasa		#20	[-]
Posts: 98 (03/16/09 8:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Almost all are too old or not fit!! , maybe this is a battle between strong(evil) vs. weak(good)

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