Why don't you ever share YOUR food with me?
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If your pet could answer just one question...
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 BillGuido |
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Posts: 383 (03/06/09 3:19 PM) |
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youfist |
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Posts: 2120 (03/06/09 3:21 PM) |
Baby Please wrote: 
Ok, fine... When your brother, Puff-Puff, was shitting on the rugs all over the house even after I steam cleaned them AND bought an extra litter box.... and pissing me the fuckoff...why didn't you fuck him up? I mean I know you where just sitting there watch him take huge dumps all over the place... WHY??? |
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 10075 (03/06/09 3:25 PM) |
Dugie
You don' bring me dead rats You don't howl me love songs Padraig You hardly baby talk to me anymore When you come through that door at the end of the day... Dugie I remember when you couldn't wait to scratch me Used to hate to leave my lap Now after kneading me late at night Padraig When its good for you, mom And you're feeding me right Dugie When you just roll over and refuse to bite And you don't bring me dead rats anymore Padraig It used to be so natural Dugie It used to be... Padraig To howl about forever Dugie Mmm... Padraig But used-to-bes don't count anymore They just lay in the litter box Till we scoop them away Dugie And Padraig I remember all the things you taught me Padraig I learned how to ignore and I learned how to claw Dugie Well, I learned how to obey and I learned how to fillet Padraig So you think I could learn how to howl you goodbye Dugie So you think I could learn how to howl you goodbye You don't bring me dead rats any more... Both Well, you think I could learn how to howl you goodbye... Padraig Cause you don't say you'll heed me; Dugie You don't howl me love songs; Both You don't bring me dead rats anymore... |
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ashley madison |
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Posts: 5772 (03/06/09 3:32 PM) |
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 3020 (03/06/09 3:47 PM) Huge apathy
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Why do you eat hair brushes?
Did you know most dogs don't drink their owners coffee? |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 39727 (03/06/09 4:15 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
ONE questions assholes. LEARN TO FUCKING READ.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 5901 (03/06/09 4:18 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Can you bite the groomer the next time she fucks up your cut??
:: currently cranky as my dog once again looks like a fucking rat-dog :: |
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 10079 (03/06/09 4:18 PM) |
Yeah! Assholes.
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NotQuiteDeadYet |
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Posts: 1980 (03/06/09 4:26 PM) Registered User |
why do you have to take forever to find that perfect place to deposit your poopies? Why can't you just go????
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 3022 (03/06/09 4:28 PM) Huge apathy
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ONE questions assholes. LEARN TO FUCKING READ.
I have two dogs..it would just be rude. |
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youfist |
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Posts: 2126 (03/06/09 4:31 PM) |
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ZippyDoDa |
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Posts: 9873 (03/06/09 4:36 PM) Such a naughty monkey |
Cause my asshole itches!
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santoslhalper |
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Posts: 412 (03/06/09 7:42 PM) |
Which one of you shithead cats poops on my bed when I'm gone?
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PhoofeGirl |
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Posts: 2521 (03/06/09 7:49 PM) Registered user |
NotQuiteDeadYet wrote:'Xactly! Why do they have to do the cha cha until they find that ONE spot? |
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Omnipponit |
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Posts: 5383 (03/06/09 8:45 PM) Registered User
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Well then what IS your name? |
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 10099 (03/06/09 8:48 PM) |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 5142 (03/06/09 9:21 PM) Registered user |
Hey, can you teach me how to do that thing where you lick your own penis?
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 3822 (03/06/09 9:34 PM) Registered user |
To my cat Oscar:
You have THREE litterboxes to use, so why aren't you peeing and pooping IN them instead of on the floor? |
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goner1 |
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Posts: 6511 (03/06/09 9:39 PM) Registered User |
who's daddy's happy baby?
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kittyphx |
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Posts: 999 (03/06/09 10:27 PM) |
Where were you the first year of your life. You're such a sweet baby, how did you end up on the street?
Where were you the last month after you escaped from my house? I'm SO glad you're back! |
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- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
