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blmetsfan |
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America's couple in People Magazine? <3 FORT must be so proud.
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crzcanuck |
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Because Potstickers has proven to be such a reliable source in the past. I can`t wait to see the reason she`ll give
for being wrong about Jason`s ex going on Access Hollywood
Oh man that cover is priceless I swear I can hear the collective heads off all FORTers exploding. |
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Duke of Nerd |
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Hmm,,,,Jillian will be the next bachelllorette.
I'd hook up with her. He was a fool dumping her. |
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Pud Knocker |
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So what was the "final surprise" or whatever hyped up statement the show made that was supposed to be shown tonight?
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atherella |
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Pud Knocker wrote:Jillian being the next Bachelorette. Shocking... I know. |
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swim4life227 |
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When they said that the next bachelorette was someone who captivated everyone's hearts, I was convinced it was Natalie, Shannon, or Megan. I was so shocked
it was Jillian!!!1
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swim4life227 |
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An open letter to Mike Fleiss courtesy of BritLit
Dear Sir, Bravo! You've outdone yourself. Never have so many been humiliated so thoroughly by so few. This season has been a stellar one for reasons too numerous to recount; some, however, merit special mention. You hit the ground running with that fabulous opening cocktail party. Having the girls vote for "Least Popular"? Genius. And how lucky for you they chose the one with the 'foulest mouth.' Now fess up, did you count those votes fair and square? And, oh, the "Stalker One!" How long did the staff have to coach her on all the stats of TB's home life to make her seem believable? Then later, when you had her barfi her head off in the bathroom-I have to tell you that one had me laughing wildly. I can just imagine when she's watching the show with friends and family, having to warn them: "Now this is the episode where I puke my guts out."--too funny. But the Barbie Doll Date this season-best ever! Jewels, private jet, PURE nightclub (nice little subliminal jab there). When TB picked up that rose and waved it around in her face before telling her he thought she was a bleached blonde hussy, I have to tell you I actually yelped in glee. The DOVE FUNERAL? Only a truly devious mind could have come up with that combination. (Just the teensiest criticism here-whyever didn't you ask the foot-washing Dad to offer some thoughts at the service? Surely Rosie deserved no less.) The poor girl (bachelorette, not bird) is going to be in therapy for Years after that episode. And now, you rascal you, I hear you're actually going to have TB jerk the ring off the finger of that sweet little cheerleader at the After the Final Rose. Could it be? Well, you've definitely got the EMMY for this year wrapped up if that's true. I cannot wait for the episode to be shown-there hasn't been anything that much fun to watch since The Gong Show went off the air. Yours, A Viewer |
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colleenlover |
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man, they needed Stephanie to be the next bachelorette. that would be priceless.
Himbo getting out of limo greeting her - "Hiiiii, I'm Chance. Now are you willing to take a chance on Chan....oh shit! Jesus Christ!!!" |
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lml417 |
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I was hoping Melissa would be the next Bachelorette. Jillian is so meh.
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Corporette |
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So to recap this shitfest today because I missed it...absolutely nothing happened?
No more dumping? No more proposing? No more staged drama? That blows. Fliess, you've set my expectations so high now! |
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LOLABINGO |
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yedy Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 02:32 AM EST
Molly, throughout the entire process, shows her fully grown-up personality, proved her maturity, her natural caring nature her thoughtfulness (by buying Jason's golf outfit on hometown visit, and taking time to prepare that fairytale love book for him during the entire show) She fully covered the check list of a partner's needs and expectation, leaving no gap for another woman to fill. She also knows when to take charge, has full control of her emotions and her heart remained constant even after that tragic ending. This explains that her love for Jason is authentic. By definition: "Love endures, is patient, understands, forgives, etc" (See the Bible.) This is the person appropriate for Jason who is a soft and lean-back type of man. There is no rush; due to circumstances, take some time to strengthen the relationship before bounding in marriage. Ladies please don't judge Molly for what majority of women are doing since high school where condoms are distributed in classrooms to teens. It is unfair accuse her of immorality, because during the entire show she was decently dressed, and in her last scene she was in a bikini suit (like on the beach or at the pool) in intimate moment in a closed room with a man she loves (except they should not have shared this with you viewers.)How could people make her responsible for the child future conduct, when his own mother walked out of the home leaving the obligation to another woman to help the father raise him, and when there are so many immorality and perversion around kids in what is shown in most movies, and nudity on the streets in our generation. Stop fooling yourself; since they replaced the Bible in school by condoms, America stopped being an orthodox country. MJ Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 01:36 AM EST Chris Harrison, you have a foul odor about you just from being associated with this tawdry show. Do you disinfect after each of these cheesy shows? Do you
tell your mother you're a garbage man so she won't be ashamed of you?
1. Another theory: Jason was furious at the whole Bachelor franchise for what hahppened with Deanna. So now he's taking the whole thing down. 2. MOLLY DID NOT LIKE TY!! SHE'S GOING TO SHIP THAT POOR BABY OFF TO BOARDING SCHOOL LIKE THE BARONESS FROM THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!! 3. They need to incorporate a therapist into this show. Why does Tool Academy have more integrity than the bachelor?
Ricky Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 01:11 AM EST
This is just pure DISGUSTING...and it's pathetic that you are the ring leader to this mad circus...and then make excuses for it! There was absolutely NO reason that the break up had to be televised...how many of the other bachelor/bachelorette break ups have been televised! I mean "MAN UP" and quit making excuses...your productions was tacky, tasteless, disgusting, and a way of producing higher ratings (which equals, more pay in your pocket). Reality or no reality...this isn't the Jerry Springer show, and that is exactly what you guys made it! Melissa should have smacked Jason first, and then smacked you but it was obvious that she had more taste and class then you, Jason, or ABC. I think I'm dumbfounded still, and it's not with Jason's decision, it's with the decision to produce that show, then air that show, and finally trying to justify it with lame excuses! You may have had high ratings for ONE show, but I think you lost far more faithful viewers! I hope they can the show! Kate Brown Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 12:56 AM ESTI'm sorry Chris, I DONT BUY IT! First of all, when Brad lead deanna on and then rejected her, you totally called him on it, even called him a jerk. This time, Jason, who was 1000X worse than Brad, you were so nice to him, didn't call him out for being completely heartless. So that tells me that it wasn't all Jason and that th show that the producers set this thing up. The sad part is that it worked and you got your ratings but guess what? People are going to stop watching this show because you have taken all the fun of watching it away. I am totally embarrassed now to be watching this show, and that you guys profited off Melissa's pain. When have you ever televised a breakup before?? There a was another bachelor couple that broke up before AFTR and you never televised that... proving further that this was cooked up by the producers, and I would really love to know what Jason's selling price was. What is the price at which you sell you soul to the devil? I'm guessing it was 10million. TxRob31 Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 12:46 AM EST
Seeing how Mike Fleiss (creator / executive producer) is Heidi Fleiss's cousin all this is no surprise. Obviously trash runs in the family. |
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The Smoking Nun |
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The ladies in the audience were so homely, it was just sad. The one in the light blue shirt who stood up and said she was angry really sounded like a
delusional fool. Pretty much everybody in that room was fug, why don't they cast any good looking people for this show?
It would've been awesome if Jason had told all the rejects and the housefraus to fuck off and mind their own business, but instead he apologized over and over again. At least Molly had the balls to remind them that they are real people and not the property of the viewers. Oh well, it's not I give a shit about any of these turds, I would have been just as happy if the soundstage had burned down with everybody in it (with Stephanie as the lone survivor, of course.) And if Stephanie the robot widow got burned we wouldn't notice since her face is already made of plastic, and then she could've been the next Bachelorette (and she'd have an all new sob story.) I had to mute it when they showed fat Melissa's tantrum again. That cunt is beyond annoying. |
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3hairsandyouremine |
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I forgot this was on again.
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Cammie |
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That's great that Jason & Molly got the cover of People!
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Ethel Mae Potter |
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Ladies please don't judge Molly for what majority of women are doing since high school where condoms are distributed in classrooms to teens. It is unfair accuse her of immorality, because during the entire show she was decently dressed, and in her last scene she was in a bikini suit (like on the beach or at the pool) in intimate moment in a closed room with a man she loves (except they should not have shared this with you viewers.)THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I have read in ages!!!!! |
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maxxfisher |
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Why are people so worked up about this (not here really). They are going to be broken up by Labor Day and he would have broken up with the other one anyway
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bucking fitch |
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I want Jason and Molly to last forever! I want to see People Magazine covers detailing their engagement party, wedding, honeymoon and every single baby Molly
pops out. And I want a People spread showing them in the retirement home that they choose as well. Hopefully the same fraus will still be around to declare
their righteous indignation.
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croakrqueen |
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The Smoking Nun wrote:The audience = FORT. Or at least some of them, not sure if any FORTers actually spoke. |
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The Smoking Nun |
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croakrqueen wrote:Yeah, I was wondering about that. Those chicks need psychiatric help. Jason and Molly will probably get stalked by Melissa and her deranged fans. |
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