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MikeHaggarKJ wrote:

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it's funny to see coach think he has control and power and all of that when he really doesn't at all. in that way he's very much like jason.

the fact that he's such an old fart and is still so un-self-aware and naive about how people perceive him is sad and really annoying. for jason it was kind of forgiveable cuz he was young, you could sort of think "whatever, he's young, he'll learn" to brush it off and make it less annoying. cant say the same about coach >.>

You can tell that fucker thinks he is simply passing time until the check is his. He thinks, no HE KNOWS, he has it all in the bag. In his tiny brain he is controlling the tribe, they simply feed him and do as he bades. He decides who goes and when. In his smugness he is spending the check:
-New camera for Pete so he can make a real movie starring "Coach"
-Unlimited Valiums for Mommy so she can face her bridge club
-New tie for Dad (fuck it he has enough)
-And, finally the creme de la creme of his million dollar fantasy.........new Kayak for me, new car for me, new house for me, penis pump so I don't have anymore embarrassing moments like with that hooker, cool new weave for my samurai do', another shark tooth from a gift shop so I can claim I wrestled one off-camera in Brazil and some new suits to storm the casing agents offices with since they'll be clamoring for me.

Yes, in Coach's mind it's all sorted out, he's simply going to lay around, maybe have Sierra fan him with a huge palm leaf all day and decide who goes home with a mere flick of his wrist.

I can't for the dream-crushing moment that will be in his boot.

blistering wrote:

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Well, right you are. So in other words this season will contrast the Renaissance to the Holy Wars?

But Peter was out of there so quick, I think we missed out on a lot of whacked out stuff. Oddly enough, I started rewatching Marquesas a few days ago and just saw that episode. Peter seemed nice enough, but he definitely operates in a different universe. The Praise Jesus moment with him and Sean in the ocean was another wacky moment.

Plum, I would guess just the short form: Coach + douchebag

Was Peter the white guy with a jerry-curl who looked like he stunk?

jennthemermaid wrote:

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Coach,

Die.

Love,

Jenn

PS: SOON.

Love,

Jani