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ShelleysLeg wrote:

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he needs to fire the ahole who wrote this crapola since it's nothing but repetition about the same 3 boring things.....the trumpet, the kayak, the coaching........sorry, but i never heard of him before and he needs to go away ASAP!! DOUCHE is too kind a word.......i consider him a

CHOWDERHEAD!!!

from the first blah blah blah monologue where he was invoking the great Indian warriors i thought i would hurl.......what a mullet headed joke he is!!!!

That's basically it! GHhe needs to fire the ahole who wrote this crapola since it's nothing but repetition about the same 3 boring things.....the trumpet, the kayak, the coaching........sorry, but i never heard of him before and he needs to go away ASAP!! DOUCHE is too kind a word.......i consider him a

CHOWDERHEAD!!!

from the first blah blah blah monologue where he was invoking the great Indian warriors i thought i would hurl.......what a mullet headed joke he is!!!!


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That sums it up. He plays the trumpet, coaches, and Kayaks. Somehow these 3 things translate into him saving the fucking world and being the second coming of Christ? They mention the trumpet thing 80 times- he's not just a TRUMPET PLAYER- he's a "child prodigy", "world-class", "inspirational", "world famous" trumpet player! He's not just a kayaker- he's a "vigorous artist", "inspiration to millions", "brave and talented", "nobel warrior", "been on a 3,000 mile trek" kayaker! He's not just a COACH- he's a "renaissance", "shaping-young minds", "brightest", "one of the best in the entire world" coaches! I have never seen so many adverbs in one website!

And how do we know he fucking kayaked 3,000 miles? How is that even possible?? I saw 2 guys try to go from one island from another on "I Shouldn't Be Alive" and they almost died! I bet this fucking douche had a yacht and cheated! How would a kayak hold supplies let alone be durable to travel 3,000 miles?? Here is a pic below- they don't look like they could take you around my local lake let alone 3,000 miles! How did he sleep? Eat? Have enough water to drink without sinking the boat? I call BULLSHIT!

On his webpage: http://coachbenwade.com/ (Lower the volume on your speakers- the over-the-top-I-am-great music will blow your eardrums out.) People are posting comments on his guestbook:


From his "Guest Book" page:
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I just found this page, but i can tell you all that I live in the same town that Ben coach's in and I will tell you all that you are being SNOWED by this man, he is not the man you think he is. I know him personaly and I wish I never met him. as for all you loyal followers ... find something or somone else to spend your time with cause this man is not worth your time or your enery. IF YOU ONLY KNEW HIM
-A FRIEND 2/24/2009
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You all need to get a life there is nothing special about this man. He has done nothing great in his life that is worth talking about if it was not for the show no one would even know of this man. I even feel like a ass for even wasting my time telling you that you are wasting your time with this man he says that is one of the best socccer coaches in the nation, well he left his team 5 weeks before the season ended that to me is not a good coach not a good person who would do that to those girls they put thier entire hopes and dreams into that team and for what, for thier coach to just up and leave them when something better comes across his path. to me that is a prime example of a complete and utter BITCH
-CONCERED LOCAL
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I don't care who should be on "the list" I am just completely creeped out by this entire website.. This is the first time I have even seen this strange-ass website.. I have been hearing about this guy around campus.. I have heard so much and I myslef am a serious soccer player.. and I only have one question.. Is this for real?? The disturbing music and all? Is this guy for real?? I don't even know what to say.. I just want to say thanks to Coach Mitchell! I cannot even imagine going into college to pursue my dreams and being stuck with such a creep of a coach... Ugh.. and the thought of my coach licking my face.. I feel so ill..
-Hot Chick Denver, CO
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Oh, and evidentlly he survived a hurricane during his kyaking trip?? How the fuck is that possible? Here he is describing it:


One of the most dangerous moments he's faced so far happened as he was approaching the Mexican port of Portolabombo. He was unexpectedly hit by a hurricane.

"I couldn't see land and I didn't have time to put my life vest on," he said. Facing 30-foot waves, he suddenly found himself on the top of one in the wrong position. "Right before the wave crashed, everything seemed to stop and I thought 'This is it. These are the last four seconds of my life.'"

Wade says he began to pray for help and suddenly heard a voice. "It was God. He asked me, 'What have you done for me lately?'" His first reaction was that it was hardly an appropriate time to discuss the matter, but then he heard the same question again. "God told me that from that moment on I should take the name of his son on my lips to every single person I meet." After struggling against the storm for nearly four hours, the hurricane left Wade behind in a quiet bay. "Every time I tell the story I can feel his power," he says."

I guess God is a Janet Jackson fan since he asked Coachbag "What have you done for me lately?"