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I"m bored, so here's an analysis of seasons 1 and 2 contestants i've been meaning to post for a while. I'll do season 3 once it's over, and so far I think it goes 2>3>1 in terms of hardness.

SEASON 1

#1: Pam was the sort of ordinary person that just really showed a suprising amount of drive, especially for her age. She seemed like she was really able to rely on herself to get as far as she did, and even pulled a Stephen up until she messed up and swallowed the vials. Very much by far the best #1 yet.

#2: I personally believe that Michelle was the hottest solitarian yet, but other than that she did'nt bring much to the table. She wasn't mentally there for either of the challenges and seemed to be weighed down emotionally by her kids. She may have done better in 2.0 where it was more physical, but overall she's pretty forgettable.

#3: As a competitor, Taralee was one of the best of her season. Making it to the final three off of consecutive test wins and only quitting twice through the game, which is pretty good. I really think the whole "shyness" thing was a publicity stunt though.

#4: Florin seemed like a cool, laid back dude who just does and says his own thing and was just done in by his weight. Physically I'd say he ties with Mark as the toughest.

#5: Mark was colorful and went into the game with a hecklotta resolve, and was able to take on every test in the game until the very last one. He seemed to be "strategic" about quitting, which I hate, but he's definatly one of the toughest solitaryans, and absolutely the toughest #5.

#6: If you pay attention you can see him start to break around the 3rd or 4th episode. Cliff's one of those people that knows how to behave but has/had personal stability issues, seeing as he lost because of a crutch. I remember on one of those behind the scenes things that one of the producers couldn't stand him and kept calling him a mamma's boy. But still, he cleaned up for the first two episodes.

#7: A God-fearing man who seemed to have issues with failure but was otherwise very ordinary. Hes' also the reason why pod 7 needs a 400 pound lifeless slob in season 4 to restore the balance. Do it FR

#8: Danielle was and always will be awesome, but was too emotionally unstable for the game. She just did'nt have it, but she does win 'Most Entertaining of season 1'.

#9: Count the stereotypes.

SEASON 2

#1:

#2: Wins the patience award. Problem was she was too physically weak to make it to the end, and would have lost sooner if Kim didn't quit and Leroy dropped some pounds before going in.

#3: YOU get to fill in the blanks, I don't know if I can do justice for yall.

#4: Little Kimberly was a recovering alcoholic who got engaged before the day she entered solitary. If you're one of those clever people that can read between the lines, you should have seen the words "emotionally f***ed up" in bold size 48 print. No wonder she quit the first day.

#5: Kinda awkward but extremely awesome, the beginning challenges didn't cater to Leroy at all, since they both punised him for his weight. The spicy food thing was unexpected, but I felt like it was justice for losing the last test. Overall, Leroy's results weren't good but weren't expected either.

#6: That's right, season 2 didn't have 1, but 2 milf's. The only thing I remember about Michelle was her impression of Phu. She wasn't outstanding in any way.

#7: Tyler, at least to me seemed like a foil to Cliff. He actually was built up from a seemed like a timid dude to the best competitor (tied) on the season, or the editors were just that good. I would have had no idea that he was in the navy for the first few episodes. He also got totally robbed at the end.

#8: Phu won the game. Phu also won alot of tests. But Phu also quit second in every treatment he was in except one, and got copped out by VAL twice (and the second time was for ratings sake). I could keep going but I'm typing way too much. He does tie with Nikki for most entertaining though.

#9: From what I've seen on the internet most people don't like JP because somebody like him took your lunch money or went out with that girl that you liked to nervously stare at when she wasn't looking. Admit that the dude showed a lot of heart and gave it his all in everything he did, cause it's pretty hard to deny. He ties with 7 as the seasons toughest competitor, and the 2 made good rivals. He was alright for reality fodder.

SUPRISE ANALYSIS

Todd Newton: An absolute force to be reckoned with, when and if I make it on the show, his prescence will be the one thing that I both fear and loathe.

I'm done typing for a few weeks now.