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"The addition of the 2nd "After the Final Rose" . . . doesn't change what I know, it only makes what I know that much more believable when I eventually tell you."

Well, you either "know" something or you "don't know" it. WTF would the schedule of this show have to do with what you know?

As far as I can tell, his spoiler is that reality shows are scripted to some extent, and that the shows are purposefully edited to tell a story. I'M GONNA HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK FROM THE SHOCK OF THAT MOTHERFUCKING WAKE-UP CALL RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd have to be a fucking idiot to not see this season as Part III of The Deanna Trilogy. In Episode I Brad embarrasses Fleiss by calling bullshit on the format and pulling his "I choose me" ending.

When Deanna loses her shit, they think they've found a way to redeem the franchise by making her the Bachelorette for Episode II. I mean, what else could they do, ALL OF AMER-I-FUCKING-A got its heart broken when Brad turned her down.

But then about 5 minutes in, Episode II went to shit when we all saw what a batshit insane cunt Deanna was, and most of sane America said, "oh, I guess Brad knew what he was doing." They tried all they could to salvage the season, including an unprecedented mid-season damage-control episode with just Chris and Deanna. But a cunts a cunt. Plus, it was clear that she was really after a guy who "just wasn't that into her", and we could all tell that whoever eventually "won" would just be sloppy seconds.

So they decided they were going to need an Episode III to cleanse the franchise's palate of the vague vomit-taste that is Deanna. Would it be Jeremy? Crying at the elimination, begging for reconsideration? Hmmm, that didn't work out so well when we chose Deanna. Besides, he's probably smart enough to realize he could get better tail as a private civilian than as a recurring famewhore.

So, Jason it is. Single father, whose rejection was the cause of AMERICA'S SECOND COLLECTIVE TRAGIC HEARTBREAK. Only, he's already a three-time fucking loser. But he's got the kid angle, the "sleepless in Seattle" retread theme, and he's as bland as Tofu so we can make of him whatever we want.

And we're supposed to be shocked that this might be "scripted".