Kenscookie wrote:I agree, Stephanie has had too much work for a 34 year old, she is probably at least 40. And you're right, she won't win. He will pick one of the youngest, most inappropriate women. They almost always do on this stupid show.
Stephanie really does look kinda like Joan Allen. And Jar Jar Binks too!
I'm sorry, I don't believe for a second that this woman is 34. Why would a 34 year old need all that Botox? Doesn't look like Botox is all she's had, either. Her face looks like she's walking through a wind tunnel.
I don't think she has any chance of winning this thing; Jason just thinks she's nice and he enjoys her company, but that's it. I call her as the chick who breaks down and cries hysterically in the limo after she gets the boot. Can't wait to see what a frozen face looks like trying to cry.
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Posts: 2667 (01/21/09 1:13 AM) Registered User |
That would have made for some awesome TV: Megan runs to help puking Shannon. Shannon stabilizes. Says " Oh, I'm so embarrased!" Megan says
"WTF, bitch! You OWE me?! Where is the love? Where is the gratitude? I need some validation, dammit!" Oh, what might have been!
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Posts: 2074 (01/21/09 2:17 AM) |
dagny1331 wrote:Neither of them were eliminated - it could still happen.... |
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Posts: 375 (01/21/09 8:49 AM) Registered User |
I wonder how much they made selling those painted busts? I wouldn't have wanted one of those if they were free. Kind of creepy to be honest. Don't
get me wrong, it was for a good cause and all, I just can't imagine why anyone would want to buy one of those works of "art."
On a related note, I did like how several of the girls were impressed that the bachelor believes in "giving back." I wonder if any of them ever consider that he doesn't really come up with all the dates. |
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Posts: 2080 (01/21/09 9:02 AM) |
Those busts were tacky and that whole concept is played out. I wouldn't want that crap in my house. I guess some creepy Bachelor fan might want them,
but I don't know who else would.
Most of the broads on the show are pretty stupid, I doubt they would ever figure out that production plans the dates. |
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Posts: 2 (01/21/09 3:40 PM) |
I want Melissa to win. I hear Molly was interested in married men. Wonder what the wife of the guy she was sleeping with thinks of her being on the show.
Wish I knew if things I read are true or not. |
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Isn't it possible that the weird looking face is due to the over shaped eyebrows rather than botox? She and Melissa are the only people on this show that
I can see Jason being happy with.
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Posts: 14760 (01/21/09 5:30 PM) Registered User |
Overshaped eyebrows don't fuck up your whole face.
I want Melissa to win. I hear Molly was interested in married men. Wonder what the wife of the guy she was sleeping with thinks of her being on the show. Yeah, someone here posted that about Molly. I'm sure the wife of the guy is really hoping Molly wins. |
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I bet the wife of the married man Molly slept with is hoping Molly DOESN'T get the ring and has to leave in the limo crying like a snot-nosed ho-bag....
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Posts: 14788 (01/21/09 9:04 PM) Registered User |
And come running back to her husband? Yeah, I'm sure she's looking forward to that, lol.
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Posts: 2178 (01/21/09 10:40 PM) Registered User |
I found it so sweet when Stephanie reached down and kissed Jason's arm. It was just a perfect moment -- but then I remembered she's 34, looks how she
does, and will inevitably be heartbroken, devastated, and forced into therapy when she isn't given a rose at some point. I'm honestly guessing sooner,
rather than later.
I can just picture her in her wedding dress from her first marriage, rocking back and forth with her little girl in her arms, with Sophie asking "Is he going to be my new daddy, mommy?" as they watch the show together. She lets out a single tear and then starts sobbing, saying "Yes baby, yes baby," in that horrid Southern drawl of hers. Ah...I hope not though. She deserves to be happy, poor thing. |
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Posts: 9421 (01/22/09 3:05 AM) |
OK. If any of you know me at all you will know that I am not able to catch the shows on their respective nights so I see them days later. If you also know me
you know that I laugh my ever lovin' ass off at them, but FUCK YOU ALL THIS IS AN ADORABLE SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's being cute as hell and if anyone disses that HO Natalie they are a good man. Who knew that he was smart as hell to get the fuck rid of her? GO JASON! Pick yerself a good woman. Oh and Glams? Sorry babe I love this season. |
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Posts: 2084 (01/22/09 3:26 AM) |
cindidindi76 wrote:Even if Molly does get picked in the end, it doesn't mean that it will last or that she would be faithful to Jason. Molly could go running back to the married man either way. |
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Posts: 4821 (01/22/09 4:21 AM) Registered user |
That Stephanie is either a creepy pageant robot or there may be a broomstick lodged up her rectum. Seriously, she does not act like a normal person.
The barfing dental hygienist with the gigantic row of fake veneers sticking out of her mouth is the scariest though. I don't know how she could work in a dental office with those chompers. |
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Posts: 3049 (01/22/09 4:48 AM) Registered User |
Who wants to bet Stephanie's husband isn't dead?
Likely scenarios: 1. Stephanie's husband was a passenger on Oceanic Flight 815. 2. Stephanie's husband has been brainwashed by the Alliance of 12 like Sydney Bristow. 3. Stephanie's husband never existed.
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Posts: 2182 (01/22/09 6:44 AM) Registered User |
Maybe Stephanie is Stephanie's husband. It would explain the hesitation to get sexual with Jason and the
extensive reconstructive work.
I'm so harsh on this girl, who I really think is a sweet lady. She's just a psychiatrist's wet dream. "Plane ride to heaven??" Really? Did Hallmark copyright that one before you put your hands all over it or something? |
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Posts: 1188 (01/22/09 8:28 AM) Registered User |
I was hoping dental hygienist would puke hard enough to blow those veneers right out of her mouth. Seriously, file those suckers down. Its too bad Stephanie
is such an androgynous butter face - she probably is a very nice person with enough maturity to deal with Jason already having a kid.
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Posts: 157 (01/22/09 8:34 AM) Registered user |
I don't think Stephanie is that bad-looking. I think she resembles Marcia Cross.
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