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A Dying Clown wrote:

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Sugar was way hotter than all these girls combined.

She was barely hotter than Scout and Lill combined

On her WORST day Scout would look better then Sugar at the reunion with her jank make up and wannabe Marilyn dress...I'm sure if Scout was here she would explain in full detail about her daily beauty secrets.

"And then you take the foundation. Now some people prefer to use the Covergirl Max Blend, but I prefer to use Old Sally's Face Powder : FREE CAN OF TARNISH WITH PURCHASE. Now I do not need the can of varnish, but the fact that the Old Sally corporation distributes FREE varnish with their foundation astounds me. My great grandmother, Sunshine Speckleflies, who was also woman rights activist and starred in the lesbian propoganda film "Hey That's My Girdle" (directed by Piama Oldenvageinah in the year 1867, which grossed 12 dollars, most of the money stemming from a theater in Minto, North Dakota), once told me that she had met the infamous "Old Sally" (really, was she always old? Perhaps I'll call Twila and ask her. As a matter of fact I wonder what foundation Twila uses? Perhaps she uses a self bronzer, her thighs were always filled with tan delight) one day at her ranch in Minto, North Dakota (maybe that's why "Hey That's My Girdle" made so much money in Minto, North Dakota. Perhaps I will ask my fellow Pangian Roger Ebert. Roger Joseph Ebert is an award-winning American film critic and screenwriter. He is known for his film review column (appearing in the Chicago Sun-Times since 1967, and later online [despite my wishes!]) and for two television programs Sneak Previews and Siskel & Ebert at the Movies, which he co-hosted for a combined 23 years with Gene Siskel. After Siskel's death in 1999 (I intended to attend [hmm that seems to rhyme, I wonder if Twila's at home, I think she will find that quite amusing]), Roger continued the show with Richard Roeper and the program was retitled Ebert & Roeper at the Movies in 2000. Although his name remained in the title, he did not appear on the show after mid-2006, when he suffered post-surgical complications related to cancer which left him unable to speak. Ebert ended his association with the show in July 2008, after the studio indicated they wished to take the show in a new direction. He and the widow of Gene Siskel still own the trademark phrase "Two Thumbs Up.") Old Sally was giving out free samples of her cosmetics and varnishes and Grandma Sunshine asked "Aren't You that Old Sally woman", "Yes!" Old Sally squeled with delight...my Grandmother was not aware that this woman would go on to make the makeup for many prestigous stars such as Candace Hilligoss, star of the cult film "Carnival of Souls". But anyway I might have strayed from the subject a bit. So you put on the foundations first. Now normally I would put on a pair of depends, but you might be different..."