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funny things you say or do that nobody else gets
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Posts: 3147 (01/10/09 12:44 AM) Treadmill martyr |
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Posts: 16314 (01/10/09 12:46 AM) super badass |
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Posts: 3099 (01/10/09 1:10 AM) Registered user |
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UrbanCenter |
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Posts: 10539 (01/10/09 1:13 AM) Registered User |
My humor is pretty highbrow. Few "get it."
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Posts: 55 (01/10/09 1:53 AM) |
Sometimes on a whim I'll visit Dick Clark at his home in the Hollywood Hills, squat, and take a steaming dump on his livingroom carpet. The way he contorts
his mouth and gags on his own drool trying to call for his wife always makes me giggle, dear.
Please remember to spay and neuter your migrant workers. |
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Bunny Frou Frou |
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Posts: 2483 (01/10/09 7:38 AM) Registered user |
whenever i'm asked "debit or credit" i say debit like lou costello.
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Rural Edge |
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Posts: 17 (01/10/09 7:41 AM) |
UrbanCenter wrote: There is nothing to "get" because you're not funny. At all. Ever. |
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Alexander the Pretty Good |
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Posts: 15708 (01/10/09 7:57 AM) Registered user |
Bunny Frou Frou wrote:How does Lou say it? Are you talking about how he says "Abbot?" As in "Hey, Ab Bot!!!" |
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khnum |
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Posts: 20276 (01/10/09 8:02 AM) Registered User |
UC's humor <333
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Ethel Mae Potter |
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Posts: 18587 (01/10/09 8:33 AM) |
I always quote minor episodes of I love lucy and no one gets in. But at least I crack myself up.
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Posts: 6424 (01/10/09 8:37 AM) |
squashthebeef wrote:Amy's looking fiiiineeee. |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 11763 (01/10/09 9:28 AM) this won't end well.
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most of my posts.
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hossc |
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Posts: 19437 (01/10/09 10:25 AM) Registered User |
^^ The topic said FUNNY.
FAIL.
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 2744 (01/10/09 11:40 AM) Registered User |
Read this board.
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goner1 |
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Posts: 6119 (01/10/09 11:55 AM) Registered User |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 38814 (01/10/09 1:33 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 8800 (01/10/09 4:43 PM) Registered User |
I recently made a joke about smelting and no one got it.
It was fast, witty and off-the-cuff. And really... how many smelting jokes have you ever heard? I think mine may have been the first in recorded history. That deserves something. |
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JugheadSpock |
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Posts: 354 (01/10/09 4:49 PM) |
My humor is pretty highbrow. Few "get it." Not adjusting your humor to your audience = low EQ. |
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studentnurse2003 |
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Posts: 1667 (01/10/09 5:34 PM) Registered User |
At work we have a radio in the medication room. I'm the one who is always turning the music up, and usually to the dance stations. It irritates the senior
nurses. Anyways, I have this habit of repeating the song lyrics in a spoken, odd tone, and direct it to my coworkers.
Last night 'Destination Unknown' came on, and I turned to one of them and asked 'if [you] lost her job, your car and you home, would you go to a destination unknown?". She hit me and told me to stop messing around. |
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Posts: 15861 (01/10/09 5:42 PM) Registered user |
Come on!
^see, none of you will get that. |
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
