Cool. There IS a thread about this! I LOVE this song!!! Definitely the best song by any Survivor EVER.
Michelle <3
Michelle <3
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"My Snatch" by Michelle Chase
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Posts: 4930 (12/27/08 11:25 PM) Registered User |
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Posts: 5570 (12/27/08 11:31 PM)
A Danger to Myself & Others
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OMG, I didn't even know this about her until now!!!
Michelle <333333333 |
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AnomyBC |
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Posts: 4931 (12/28/08 12:33 AM) Registered User |
I've transcribed the full lyrics!!!!
"My Snatch" by Michelle Chase My snatch…Pink and wet Your snatch…Stinks like pets My snatch…Soft and bare Your snatch…Too much hair My snatch…Sugah and spice Your snatch…Boogers and lice My snatch…Wrap a dick in a bundle Your snatch…Throwin a stick down a tunnel My snatch…Is the best pound for pound Your snatch…Touches the ground My snatch…Brings boys to their knees Your snatch…Stings when you pee My snatch…To quit you need a patch Your snatch…Stings and leaves a rash My snatch…Trim and fit Your snatch…Has extra lips My snatch…You do back bends for it? Your snatch…Oh, and don't even know it My snatch…Squeezes and tickles Your snatch…Onions and pickles My snatch…Like milk and cookies Your snatch…Chewbacca the wookie My snatch…Hot like an incubator Your snatch…Rough like an alligator It's time that I let you all know We hoes that like to use the dance po? PS I got from your mom Hit me up bombshellballer.com It's time that I let you all know We hoes that like to use the dance po? PS I got from your mom Hit me up bombshellballer.com My snatch…Sold out molds Your snatch…Too many folds My snatch…Paid a million for Your snatch…99 cent store My snatch…Sits in pink underwear Your snatch…Fits in your grams pair My snatch…Likes to cuddle Your snatch…Lost in a jungle My snatch…Teases and pleases Your snatch…Sneezes and wheezes My snatch…Poppin porno dicks Your snatch…Poppin carnie hicks My snatch…Grade A skeet Your snatch…Last week's roast beef My snatch…Will make your day Your snatch…Can't get no play My snatch…Ends the party with cum Your snatch…Has to do it with bums My snatch…Is the most downloaded Your snatch…Stale and crust-coated My snatch…Is worldly has jet-lag Your snatch…Is why we have douche-bags My snatch…Is overpaid Your snatch…Makes minimum wage It's time that I let you all know We hoes that like to use the dance po? PS I got from your mom Hit me up bombshellballer.com It's time that I let you all know We hoes that like to use the dance po? PS I got from your mom Hit me up bombshellballer.com Anyone know the correct words for the "We hoes" line? And anybody want to transcribe the "Santa is coming" song? Thanks! |
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Posts: 346 (12/28/08 12:45 AM) Registered User |
Sorry but she just completely ripped off "My Dick".
look it up before you flame kidlets. |
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Vyvvi |
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Posts: 1547 (12/28/08 11:31 AM) Registered User |
Who cares if she ripped off that song, Michelle's is MUCH better <3
I don't know if I love her or Lisi more  .
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Posts: 11894 (12/28/08 12:14 PM) Registered user |
This is the greatest thing, ever.
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Posts: 14142 (12/28/08 12:21 PM) Registered user |
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Posts: 5738 (12/28/08 3:53 PM) Registered user |
The whole thing is just amazing! She's a real gangster!
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I LUV TIJUANA |
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Posts: 11895 (12/28/08 9:11 PM) Registered user |
It's gangsta, Oscar.
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Posts: 2848 (12/28/08 9:30 PM) Registered user |
AnomyBC wrote:With the runner up being Tighty Whities by Lisi. |
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Jina |
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Posts: 2 (12/28/08 10:01 PM) |
hey is the real
i do no understand |
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O2JamFreak |
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Posts: 141 (12/29/08 8:30 AM) |
Jina wrote:STFU ghostie 
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AmightyRo |
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Posts: 671 (12/29/08 3:12 PM) |
I can't believe the producers allowed her to get voted off first. What a bunch of fucking pricks.
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Posts: 333 (12/30/08 11:54 AM) Registered User |
That confirms it.
When Jeff P did not mention at the reunion who had the LOWEST IQ, I was not quite sure, but now......it's hands down. Michelle, please keep your rapping and your dreams to yourself. |
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Posts: 5199 (12/30/08 1:57 PM) Registered user |
goose wrote:Your snatch…Stinks like pets |
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Dyke Cruser |
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Posts: 1701 (12/30/08 2:04 PM) |
Michelle Chase is a musical genius
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Posts: 93 (12/31/08 12:15 PM) |
wow...that song sucks
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shoeless rye |
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Posts: 5200 (12/31/08 5:40 PM) Registered user |
FourDozenEggs wrote: Your snatch…Poppin carnie hicks |
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Vyvvi |
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Posts: 1680 (01/21/09 10:49 PM) Registered User |
AnomyBC wrote: Santa Clause Is Coming "That's right...okay" Come Santa, Come Santa My mistle toe hangs low That's it, nice and slow Ribbons and bows, nibbles and toes x2 Suckin on my candy cane, candy cane, candy cane x2 No Christmas riff just a funky beat (?) Ain't no angel on my tree No 2 Front tooth just a whole lotta skeet x2 All Over my cookie sheet, cookie sheet, cookie sheet Comin on my cookie sheet, cookie sheet, cookie sheet Keep me warm jolly jolly Put it on this hottie hottie There it is, hubba hubba You're my Christmas Lova Love (Here comes Santa Claus) Come Santa, Come Santa x2 Trees filled with ornaments A Glee filling tournament Pine Cones and (?) Bones Making Angels in the snow All over my cookie sheet, cookie sheet, cookie sheet Comin on my cookie sheet, cookie sheet, cookie sheet Jolly Old Saint Nick Jolly, Jolly Great Dick Yummy Yum (Lick Lick) x2 Suckin on my candy cane, candy cane, candy cane x2 You're my Christmas Lova Lova (Come Santa Come Santa) x2 Come down the chimney So you can get in me Tell Rudolph to turn out the lights (My presant to you is wet and tight Santa Clause is comin tonight) x2 Merry belated Christmas! :D |
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Posts: 436 (01/22/09 11:19 AM) |
Whore.
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