CRYSTAL! The Queen Of Gabon is actually here?
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MASSIVE Crystal - As MASSIVE As Ever!
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 YemaGrl1988 |
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Posts: 3526 (12/30/08 9:05 PM) Registered user |
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CatLurvesDorothy |
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Posts: 2988 (12/30/08 9:09 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Yep. <3
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novaya |
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Posts: 597 (12/30/08 9:12 PM) |
As the High(ly gay) Priestess of the Church of Crystal Cox, I have so many questions I need answered. I feel ashamed that I was not here for Her MASSIVE
arrival!
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 roadblocker |
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Posts: 16491 (12/30/08 9:19 PM) Registered User |
STEP ON US, OUR GABON GODDESS OF RICE FIELDS! <3 <3 <3
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novaya |
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Posts: 598 (12/30/08 9:44 PM) |
Goddess Crystal. While I am not worthy to EAT YO RICE, I have the following questions:
1. Randy or Corinne? Choose one. 2. Did you ever think -- even when you first saw it on TV at home -- that "EAT YO RICE!" would become a Sucks' version of "Shalom"? 3. Which MASSIVE Monument best represents you: A. Mt. Ricemore; B. The Crystal Redentor; or C. The CrystalSphinx? 4. If you were ever invited back for a Survivor All Star season (and you will!) would you accept and grace us once again? 5. Why didn't you tell your fans "EAT YO RICE" at the reunion? We were all waiting with bated breath for your battle cry! 6. How MASSIVE did you feel next to the dwarf known as Darrell? 7. Did you LOL at your edit on TV, or were you more "LOLwut?! That's a damn lie!" about it? 8. Did you ever meet GABONESE SUB-GODDESS PASCALINE (aka the "Random Black Lady" in many of our avatars)? Was she amazing, or just random? 9. Do you eagerly await CRYSTAL COX'S GREATEST HITS VOL. 3 on YouTube? Glories to the Gabonese Goddess! This is all I ask for now. <3 |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 7599 (12/30/08 9:51 PM) Registered User |
CRYSTAL! What is your favorite photochop of you??
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unduli clone |
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Posts: 3766 (12/30/08 10:03 PM) Registered User |
OMFMC, I <333333333333333333333333333333333 you CRYSTALCOX. Please tell me to eat my rice.
I had to feed the nieces and little brothers rice tonight, and told them "eat yo rice!" I also told my brothers (whom watch Survivor) that when Crystal said it, she was telling them. They ate their rice. CRYSTAL, you are amazing in every sense of the word. I adore you and adore you and love you and love you. You're fantasmic. |
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SPunKeeMonKee |
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Posts: 11682 (12/30/08 10:22 PM) Registered User |
I made brown rice today and I ate it (of course) <3
Crystal: Is your cousin Ken still friends with Marcus after the crap he pulled at Ponderosa? Marcus definitely lied to both you and Susie so I don't understand how he gets off acting like he's innocent. |
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unduli clone |
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Posts: 3771 (12/30/08 10:37 PM) Registered User |
Also, Oh MASSIVECRYSTAL, please complete my year by telling me, personally to eat my rice. <3 My name is Clay, lolzer.
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 7602 (12/30/08 10:38 PM) Registered User |
I'm EATING my rice right now! Now for the rest of my life, everytime I eat rice, Massive Crystal will pop into my head.
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Jho |
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Posts: 171 (12/30/08 10:55 PM) Registered User |
massivec wrote: 
OMG! MASSIVE CRYSTAL <3 You should return as a twist a la Guatemala |
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MultiGeminii |
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Posts: 1350 (12/30/08 11:14 PM) Registered user |
Crystal <333
Happy New Year. I wish you had won. :) |
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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Posts: 7931 (12/30/08 11:48 PM) |
Crystal, I thank you so much for making this season as great as it was. You may not have found it funny, but watching you in challenges just became so lovable
over the season, and in fact, you gave two AMAZING performances in your last episode. You rock so much.
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TRPnitroS |
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Posts: 68 (12/30/08 11:51 PM) |
CRYSTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhhhhh!!!YAY! i can't stop laughing at the clip of you trying to make the basket by slam dunk and missing. for that im eternally greatful!! plus you're amazing! |
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worutaa worii |
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Posts: 7 (12/31/08 1:20 AM) Registered user |
Hi Crystal. Happy New Year. Good luck in the future. You're my favorite Survivor: Gabon castaway. :D
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BortBort |
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Posts: 78 (12/31/08 1:27 AM) |
Hey Crystal! Congrats on your new found fame. I have a few questions:
1) Do you think you will ever live down your woeful performances in the challenges? I don't wanna be an arsehole, but COME ON, you were almost as pathetic as China's Courtney and Chet! 2) After the Gabon experience, are you completely sick and tired of rice? eating it, talking about it, telling people to eat it...when do you think enough will be enough? 3) Why does Kenny hate Sucks so much? Has he never been called a cunt before? Thanks for being an entertaining contestant and all the best! B |
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pinoyako |
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Posts: 4919 (12/31/08 1:59 AM) Registered user |
CRYSTAL I LOVE YOU!
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m0t0 maj1 |
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Posts: 708 (12/31/08 7:41 AM) |
Hail Massive Crystal, Goddess of Gabon!
*eats rice in reverence |
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izad |
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Posts: 4952 (12/31/08 7:43 AM) Registered User |
THE GODDESSS CRYSTAL COX >>>>>>>>>>>>> ALL
We love you all the way from Malaysia! <3 <3 <3 |
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survivor300 |
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Posts: 2864 (12/31/08 9:44 AM) Registered User |
crystal has pretty eyes!
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