Survivor needs a season of 18 sassy black girls

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token lunatic		#61	[-]
Posts: 21957 (11/12/08 7:40 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	funny stuff, guys
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#62	[-]
Posts: 2495 (11/12/08 6:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This is one of the most offensive threads in the history of Sucks. Not to mention it is fucking hilarious.
skeetervalentine		#63	[-]
Posts: 88 (11/12/08 11:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	<3 May-May
BBjXavier		#64	[-]
Posts: 88 (11/13/08 12:18 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sheletha Ragsdale and Aquatta Thomas from the Ghost Tribe twist make the final 2. They own everyone especially Sheletha. When her tribe wins a reward challenge Sheletha will scream to Jeff "bring me some cornbread! And put it in a basket too". Last Edited By: BBjXavier 11/13/08 12:30 AM. Edited 1 times.
roadblocker		#65	[-]
Posts: 16484 (12/29/08 10:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	off-season BUMP
Mypoody2		#66	[-]
Posts: 8579 (12/29/08 10:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	eta
AnomyBC		#67	[-]
Posts: 4941 (12/29/08 11:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They have a show like that already. It's called "America's Next Top Model".
YemaGrl1988		#68	[-]
Posts: 3524 (12/30/08 12:02 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES... YES YES YES... YES. (yes)
Mikester		#69	[-]
Posts: 628 (12/30/08 1:03 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	roadblocker wrote: Jeff: "Alright. Are you ready for the reward challenge?" Black Gurls: "mmmmHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!" Jeff: "For this challenge, you each have to compete in this obstacle course... IN THE OCEAN! Moshaniqquahtae: "ANOTHER DAMN SWIMMING CHALLENGE?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHEN WE GONNA DO TRACK AND FIELD OR BASKETBALL?" Jeff: "Wanna know what you're playing for?" Black Gurls: "mmmmmHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM!!!" Jeff: "Okay...... Shavon... your baby's daddy has come to see you. Come out Tyrone!" Shavon: "OH-MAH-GAAAAAAH! How's Junior?" Jeff: "Monesha... here's your ex, Jamal....... AND your other ex Rodney..... AND another one of your ex, Orangello.... AND his brother Lemongello.... AND your other baby daddies Denzel, Tyrell, Montell, Pharell, and Jarell...." Monesha: "OH-MAH GAAAAAAAAH! Wait.... who's mah baby's daddy?" Jeff: "Precious... here's your preacher dad, Reverend Quincy" Reverend: "HALLELUJAH! PRAISE JESUS! SHOUT TO LORD!" Jeff: "Alan.... Here's your mom Carol." Carol: (just stands there with arms crossed and looking intimidated) Alan, the token whitey: pisses his pants ::omarosa:: x17 million
platinumtlc		#70	[-]
Posts: 7582 (12/30/08 1:04 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	THANK YOU for bringing this topic back!!
Romber Rulz		#71	[-]
Posts: 2562 (12/30/08 3:37 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMFG this is the funniest thread I've read in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time... please.... more, it's killing me!!
ImANewUser		#72	[-]
Posts: 1489 (12/30/08 7:03 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This is SO hilarious.
Mypoody2		#73	[-]
Posts: 8583 (12/30/08 7:29 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	White pre-teens impersonating black women! ORIGINAL!
JamesM		#74	[-]
Posts: 849 (12/30/08 11:54 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tribes Tako Bhel Tribe: Guadalajara Dolores Carlita Rosarita Carmen Kaai Efce Tribe: Chandree Nikaellie Harmon'iic Saqueisha Murikka Sheken Bracole Tribe Ying Fen Lin-lin Chin Ma Gui Yan Pei Da Mhac Enchis Tribe Claire Brie Ariella Natalia Emma-Leah
JamesM		#75	[-]
Posts: 850 (12/30/08 12:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jeff: "Alright Survivor, this is an immunity challenge. The rule is simple. All of you will stand in a raised platform. You will attempt to push the others off the platform. Last person standing on the platform wins Individual Immunity. I'll give you a minute to find a position." Jeff: "Alright, let this challenge begin." Rodaquetaquan: "Oh you did not just touch my hair. Oh gurl you dead, you dead I tell ya!" Manisha: "All ya dumb cunts best step aside for me, ya hear?" Taneisha: "Oh NO you din't just push me. imma pull your mothafuckign weave out, ya ho'!" Michelle steps down voluntarily Destiny * steps down voluntarily* May-May: "haha, tried da move me ya skinny bitches. Aint no other way 'sides a bulldozer I tell you!" 5 hours later: Jeff: "May-May wins Individual Immunity!" May-May: "Yay! Take that, cunts!" [/steps down, FALLS AND BREAKS HER ASS]
GoHomeAndEatYoRice		#76	[-]
Posts: 874 (06/20/09 10:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Off Season Bump for Samoa! <3
ArtieeLangeisright		#77	[-]
Posts: 46 (06/20/09 11:29 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JamesM wrote: Jeff: "Alright Survivor, this is an immunity challenge. The rule is simple. All of you will stand in a raised platform. You will attempt to push the others off the platform. Last person standing on the platform wins Individual Immunity. I'll give you a minute to find a position." Jeff: "Alright, let this challenge begin." Rodaquetaquan: "Oh you did not just touch my hair. Oh gurl you dead, you dead I tell ya!" Manisha: "All ya dumb cunts best step aside for me, ya hear?" Taneisha: "Oh NO you din't just push me. imma pull your mothafuckign weave out, ya ho'!" Michelle steps down voluntarily Destiny * steps down voluntarily* May-May: "haha, tried da move me ya skinny bitches. Aint no other way 'sides a bulldozer I tell you!" 5 hours later: Jeff: "May-May wins Individual Immunity!" May-May: "Yay! Take that, cunts!" [/steps down, FALLS AND BREAKS HER ASS] Sounds like Sugar.
JDeanUT		#78	[-]
Posts: 228 (06/20/09 4:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	strawberrybitch wrote: Also, besides Tijuana, they have never casted black beautiful girls. Really?
PrisonFugitive2		#79	[-]
Posts: 3 (06/20/09 8:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh, the things I would do to them.
CAPSattack		#80	[-]
Posts: 2804 (06/21/09 3:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	<3

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