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NickF227		#3401	[-]
Posts: 5746 (12/25/08 4:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	QJaz wrote: Has anyone else seen the ad where these two young women are talking to each other about this clit stimulating thimble or summat? There's an old lady eavesdropping on their conversation and when the girls ponder where they can find said product, the older lady butts in and tells them to get the thing online....where she got hers. UGH. I hate this commercial. The lady is all eye rolling like a hag and then lets the girls know she uses that buzzer looking thing two. 05) I don't ever want to see that creepy infomercial dude talking about internal cleansing again. I saw that last night. I was like...."Mmm, okay, so I need to clean my colon and get an enema. Awesome. I'm gonna go to sleep now. barf"
floofymac		#3402	[-]
Posts: 329 (12/29/08 12:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ugh -- the fooking Publisher's Clearinghouse commercials are back, the one where they "loop" the video so that you see/hear the same woman screaming three or four times in a row. "Screeeeeeeeeeech!" rewind "Screeeeeeeeeech!" rewind "Screeeeeeeeeech!" Shuddup already!
MsJulieR		#3403	[-]
Posts: 5403 (12/29/08 12:26 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	clacking heels are back followed by "start the car, start the car, start the car" cracks me up every time
seaguy		#3404	[-]
Posts: 13443 (12/29/08 12:41 PM) AI Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	floofymac wrote: Ugh -- the fooking Publisher's Clearinghouse commercials are back, the one where they "loop" the video so that you see/hear the same woman screaming three or four times in a row. "Screeeeeeeeeeech!" rewind "Screeeeeeeeeech!" rewind "Screeeeeeeeeech!" Shuddup already! I was just coming here to post about that as I just saw it. Then they loop the doorbell ringing 3 times in a row. I turned the channel immediately before they did anything else. And at the old bitch who tells the two young girls about the clit stimulator or whatever it is.
cindidindi76		#3405	[-]
Posts: 14273 (12/29/08 7:42 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Now I get the concept behind all of this. To appear beautiful, slim and shapely. My question to you ladies is "What if your deception actually works?" "What if you do attract a male based on your augmented shape tricks, how exactly does that scenario play out?" You and him in a hotel room. You in the bathroom yanking off all of these many layers of accoutrement. Approaching the bed with your tits at your knees and your gut and butt approaching your ankles. Are you just hoping and praying that he is so drunk he doesn't notice? Or does none of this matter because, heh, you are there and he is there and what the fuck? Any thoughts? Couldn't tell ya, I've never even worn a padded bra, lol. Although I would thank that anything holding that much shit in is going to be uncomfortable as all hell, and then when it comes of it's probably like a Pillsbury can. Poppin' fresh, indeed.
TV MA LSV		#3406	[-]
Posts: 168 (12/29/08 9:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^ OH! And for those of you wondering what Vince has been up to, I saw this last night.
kurs10b		#3407	[-]
Posts: 855 (12/29/08 9:12 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I have one of those. Have had it for years. Opens up and everything. It came from one of those cooking parties. The blades still don't get all that clean in the dishwasher unless you rinse as soon as you are done and it is just a hair too tall to fit in there easily. It doesn't come out that often. It is just as fast to get out the knife and cutting board.
pussycow		#3408	[-]
Posts: 3833 (12/29/08 9:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"You're gonna love my nuts!" I almost want to buy one just because of that line. But what's with the fucking microphone?
TV MA LSV		#3409	[-]
Posts: 171 (12/30/08 12:23 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh come on! The Graty? Tacos, Fettuccine, Martini, Bikini... The Graty is the best ever! How could you not buy?
The Purple Parrot		#3410	[-]
Posts: 8345 (12/30/08 8:51 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Television Without Pity commercials anyone? They make me laugh cuz we talk badly about them. :P
Penalty Shot		#3411	[-]
Posts: 898 (12/30/08 1:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ExtenZe the All Natural Male Enhancement Tablet. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I'm watching harmless "Ghost Hunters" with my 16 year old kid, they played this commercial about 14 times...couple in bed praising the virtues of this crap that "dramatically increases the size of his man parts" (almost a direct quote, I forget exactly how they put it, but that's close) and the woman is practically drooling in graphic detail. Seeing the expression on my husband's face when it first came on was priceless though. He nearly broke his fingers trying to change the channel the the other 13 times it came on.
Liquidsunshine		#3412	[-]
Posts: 3137 (12/30/08 5:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SO much hate for the Jared's and Kay jewelers commercials. The idiots and their "He went to Jared's!" is bad enough but there was that stupid Christmas one where the male and female gingerbread ornaments are alive and are watching the guy with the ring he bought his wife and the female gingerbread person punches the male one and then he presents her with jewelry. Apart from being appalling weird, it's insulting and makes me cringe. I'm a woman, but I couldn't give two tiny mouse shits about diamonds. Has anyone seen the Weight Watchers commercial with the orange "hunger monster" that follows the woman around and torments her with food? At one point, she's sitting on her sofa typing on her laptop and the little monster sits down next to her with a pizza box and pretends to type on it. I think I laughed for a full minute.
hossc		#3413	[-]
Posts: 19266 (12/30/08 6:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Purple Parrot wrote: Television Without Pity commercials anyone? They make me laugh cuz we talk badly about them. :P Nothing like fat , balding lushes with an over abundance of self importance.
Piranhahaha		#3414	[-]
Posts: 11594 (12/30/08 9:02 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Holy crap, is that actually an ad? Where is it airing? Watching that would make me want to put TWoP on my ABP banned list. Plus, how come Sucks doesn't have an ad? Maybe Anti getting interviewed at ComicCon? Meanwhile, you know that annoying WASPy bitch who has the perfect household in which they have family discussions about even changing a lightbulb? And then her passive aggressive family, seething from years of being under the bitch's control, replaces her portrait with a bigass widescreen HDTV? And then she knows she's lost control of the house and the mutineers won? I saw a print ad with her in it. WTF is Madison Avenue thinking that this battleaxe will sell televisions?
seaguy		#3415	[-]
Posts: 13456 (12/30/08 9:09 PM) AI Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Piranhahaha wrote: Meanwhile, you know that annoying WASPy bitch who has the perfect household in which they have family discussions about even changing a lightbulb? And then her passive aggressive family, seething from years of being under the bitch's control, replaces her portrait with a bigass widescreen HDTV? And then she knows she's lost control of the house and the mutineers won? I saw a print ad with her in it. WTF is Madison Avenue thinking that this battleaxe will sell televisions? Is it that same woman with the grey hair (shoulder length) who is in the infomercial for those hangers, Snuggie, the ear thing that lets you hear people talking shit about you (she is playing BINGO in that ad) and she's also in one more that I saw recently, I forget the product. And have we discussed Pedi-Paws yet? Yeah. dogs and cats will sit perfectly still while you use that little device on their nails. Right.
cindidindi76		#3416	[-]
Posts: 14283 (12/30/08 9:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm 150 - 200% sure that my dog would try to eat my hand if I came at him with one of those things.
TV MA LSV		#3417	[-]
Posts: 173 (12/30/08 9:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	HA! You guys are on fire. Or maybe the ADs lately are just so bad. How about the newest Disney campaign for DisneyWorld. Starting January 1, DisneyWorld will let you into the park on your birthday for free! They provide a website with a simple way to register you birthday with Disney. Once you register Disney sends you a personalized admission ticket. And all of the advertising is targeted at children. Now little Johnny and Mary (or Pedro and Inez, or Deaengelo and Shawnika, et. al.) can register, get their ticket and then its up to the parents to explain why THE PARENTS will not/can not fulfill this magnificant gift from Disney. Nice marketing Disney. Joe Camel got nothing on you.
MMMadcow		#3418	[-]
Posts: 6382 (12/30/08 10:11 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Okay, I'm ashamed to admit...I purchased one of those shit Pedi-Paws. No way in hell would they ever get a dogs nails down to a managable size. The damn thing is sooo slow. It would take a dog year, and I do mean, as in seven years , to get one nail done. The reason the dogs in the commercial are so calm and relaxed is the damn thing barely moves. You're better off getting a shitload of emery boards and filing them down. It will take all night, but you may eventually get the nails filed. With a Pedi-Paw, your dog will not only have long nails, he will mock you for buying a piece of shit. Dog mocking is no way to go through life.
GameShowMyAss		#3419	[-]
Posts: 4044 (12/30/08 10:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Glad commercial about the lady who is BUSY cracks me up. For some reason they often play it twice in a row here. Obviously the Geico freaks need to die. Again. No stacks with eyes.
star jumper		#3420	[-]
Posts: 38496 (12/30/08 10:18 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I LOVE Vince's nuts. ALL HAIL VINCE!!!

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