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Mrs Visalo		#1081	[-]
Posts: 2367 (12/16/08 6:51 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is Booze finally taking a toll on Aunt Sandy's looks? (But I admit I have no idea when these pix were taken) Somebody said she looks like all she consumes is booze and diet pills. another pic of the infamous cake somebody made^ Here's another one! The person said she gave this to her hubby as a joke.
WiscBadger95		#1082	[-]
Posts: 12569 (12/16/08 9:05 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Looks like she forgot the visit make-up before she went on the air.
SlashAsterisk		#1083	[-]
Posts: 4 (12/17/08 9:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I had some laughs reading this thread, surprised to see that I'm not the only one to share a small distaste for Sandra's not so tasteful concoctions. CANNED Potatoes? Anyway, I decided to grab a few caps of the Holiday dessert show..... And from Fox & Friends Weekend, when Sandra was getting them all liquored up at 8am. /*
Kenscookie		#1084	[-]
Posts: 5354 (12/17/08 9:55 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mrs Visalo wrote: Is Booze finally taking a toll on Aunt Sandy's looks? (But I admit I have no idea when these pix were taken) It's amazing what a lil makeup and a soft focus lens can do.
Mrs Visalo		#1085	[-]
Posts: 2368 (12/17/08 12:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I can't believe people have actually showed up for her book signings.
WiscBadger95		#1086	[-]
Posts: 12611 (12/17/08 3:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That state rep at the end of that clip must not know much about nutrition, she said Drunk Aunt Sandy promotes "healthy meals." There's not a damned thing that's healthy about the the overprocessed crap she uses in her "cooking."
BITTEREX		#1087	[-]
Posts: 24 (12/17/08 6:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	shadowdiana wrote: Don't forget to notice the corn nutsm on the kwanzaa horro as well Aunt Sandy has really changed it up ! LOLOLOLOL Call Tony Bourdain - I'll reserve the flights to Guantanamo and get the waterboarding equipment.
bobo5467		#1088	[-]
Posts: 1109 (12/17/08 8:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BITTEREX wrote: Mrs Visalo wrote: Anybody see yesterday? Her tablescape was birdhouses and colored eggs. No, it wasn't an Easter theme . Birdhouses...I'm still trying to figure that one out. The title of the show was COMFORT FOOD ZONE She tasted yesterday's cocktail REAL fast. It was supposed to be hot but that didn't bother her. She couldn't wait. Found this on google: (somebody chop in Aunt Sandy's face) Look at me, I'm Sandra Lee, I got no creativity. Won't make a meal using anything real - I can't, I'm Sandra Lee! Watch me! I'm not Julia Child. I don't use anything grown wild. I'm corporate paid making semi-homemade. I'm rich, I'm Sandra Lee! (spoken) I don't cook, I combine. If it's canned, it's just fine. I don't care if it's healthy or green. Get off your high horse, this is no cooking course - Would you pull that crap with Paula Dean? Don't you wonder how I stay so skinny when I cook this way? It's really no trick, my own food makes me sick - I'm not stupid, I'm Sandra Lee! (Spoken) Now just add a can of cream of mushroom soup, some baby marshmallows, canned mandarin oranges and a box of Duncan Hines cakemix. Cook it in your crockpot for four hours and serve! And remember - Why make it healthy? Why make it delicious? When you can make it - Semi-Homemade! It's probably been posted already, but I thought it was cute. :) Ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahaha, I lurve this song; gives me deep belly laffs. I've seen it before on someone's blog. It's simply brilliant. It's really no trick, my food makes me sick! HAHA! I've been watching Sandra Lee since that bitch first landed on Food Network. This is the funniest shit on tv. The Office, 30 Rock, and It's Always Sunny doesn't have shit on Semi-Homemade. I must admit her beer margarita concoctions are bangin and her summer bbq cookbook is easily one of the best cookbooks i own. Aunt Sandy just doesn't fuck around and why should we?
DoYouHaveToes		#1089	[-]
Posts: 202 (12/18/08 12:11 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	does anyone have videos of aunt sandy's holiday specials this year?
TataniaStarstrider		#1090	[-]
Posts: 761 (12/18/08 12:52 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've never caught Aunt Sandy on the Food Network in Canada (don't watch it much) but the videos of the Kwanzaa and Green Monster Cake have me laughing so hard I need a tissue. That kind of "cooking" might have appealed to a certain segment of housewives in the Fifties when mixes and canned stuff was novel and all the rage but today!!?? What segment of the market could possibly be buying and making this crap?
BITTEREX		#1091	[-]
Posts: 25 (12/18/08 6:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	bobo5467 wrote: It's really no trick, my food makes me sick! HAHA! I've been watching Sandra Lee since that bitch first landed on Food Network. This is the funniest shit on tv. The Office, 30 Rock, and It's Always Sunny doesn't have shit on Semi-Homemade. I must admit her beer margarita concoctions are bangin and her summer bbq cookbook is easily one of the best cookbooks i own. Aunt Sandy just doesn't fuck around and why should we? You actually make her food? How does it turn out for you, really?
BITTEREX		#1092	[-]
Posts: 26 (12/19/08 5:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mrs Visalo wrote: I can't believe people have actually showed up for her book signings. The mere idea that she has compared herself to Julia Child, in this clip and in previous interviews, is enough to make me wanna throttle her turkey neck.� She couldn't carry Julia' PAP SMEAR IFAIC!!!
Cousin Oliver		#1093	[-]
Posts: 3079 (12/20/08 1:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I love that woman at the end who commends Aunt Sandy for all of the work she does to promote good, healthy meals. All of her recipes promote either high blood pressure or adult-onset diabetes! Still, I love the crazy bitch.
Mrs Visalo		#1094	[-]
Posts: 2370 (12/22/08 9:41 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That crazy bitch had her famous cocktail tree on yesterday! And I think it's on today too. Sandy Lee says what Christmas means to me is booze!
lutiebascomb		#1095	[-]
Posts: 823 (12/23/08 4:44 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sadness. Tuned in yesterday to see the cocktail tree but it was the hour special instead.
downtown somewhere in Texas		#1096	[-]
Posts: 1307 (12/23/08 9:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'll be glad when this thread goes to the next page. starting out with those scary pix of her early in the morning is a bit hard to take.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#1097	[-]
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Tequila Sheila TX		#1098	[-]
Posts: 219 (12/23/08 10:02 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mrs Visalo wrote: That crazy bitch had her famous cocktail tree on yesterday! And I think it's on today too. Sandy Lee says what Christmas means to me is booze! That was seriously the worst tree I have ever seen.
NeonTetra67		#1099	[-]
Posts: 5370 (12/27/08 11:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I am posting the Kwanzaa clip again I posted in youtube. The last comment I read made me laugh. Must be a suckster. That poor assaulted angel food cake. All it wanted in life was some fresh berries and whipped cream. Instead it got frosted and doused in canned fruit and salty snacks and then impaled with huge candles. RIP, angel food cake.
BITTEREX		#1100	[-]
Posts: 27 (12/27/08 3:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NeonTetra67 wrote: I am posting the Kwanzaa clip again I posted in youtube. The last comment I read made me laugh. Must be a suckster. That poor assaulted angel food cake. All it wanted in life was some fresh berries and whipped cream. Instead it got frosted and doused in canned fruit and salty snacks and then impaled with huge candles. RIP, angel food cake. It's almost like food-rape or something. I can totally see Elliot Stabler or Olivia Benson putting her in a headlock. Last Edited By: BITTEREX 12/27/08 3:32 PM. Edited 1 times.

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