I was asking Derek, not you. Please pay attention.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9070 (12/09/08 10:01 PM) Registered User |
I posted the pics of the 12 year-old boys, because I knew it would get YOUR attention.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2224 (12/09/08 10:06 PM) |
Are you confusing me with your Uncle Abner now?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9071 (12/09/08 11:55 PM) Registered User |
Why don't you take Archie out for a nice snowcone...a nice lime one....so his tongue and lips will turn green, just like they will if he attmepts cunnilingus on your Toxic Twat.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2226 (12/10/08 12:36 AM) |
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm no longer indulging your perverse conversation. I'm a Pure Lifer
now!!!!!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9072 (12/10/08 3:21 AM) Registered User |
Wow! According to Pure Life 50% of Christian men are addicted to porn. The other 50% are cheating on their wives I'll bet.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2227 (12/10/08 7:46 AM) |
You need to stop think about sex and become pure!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AmaiLover |
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Posts: 116 (12/10/08 8:57 AM) |
How would thinking about sex make him pure?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9073 (12/10/08 11:06 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Does this mean you are going to stop being a third-rate. two-bit prostitute and have to get a real job now? I wonder if there is a way you could make money by sucking the chrome off of trailer hitches...then at least you could apply your skill set to a new career. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2230 (12/10/08 7:38 PM) |
Make fun of God all you want.
I will have the last laugh. When I am dancing with wholesome boys and girls on the beach and enjoying my eternal paradise in heaven, you will be burning in hell for your promiscuous sinful homosexual ways! |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9074 (12/10/08 8:09 PM) Registered User |
I hope they are sure to keep the boys and girls segregated so there isn't any hanky-panky going on!!! And of course, this will allow all of the Gay boys
who are in the choir because "they love God" plenty of time to expolore their sexuality on the beach. Here is a hint for the newbies: Anal sex
really HURTS when there is sand in your anus!!!
PS Praise God! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2231 (12/10/08 8:13 PM) |
"Expolore" one's sexuality sounds like a particularly painful thing to do.
Are you sure your addiction to pornography isn't destroying your ability to spell? |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9075 (12/10/08 9:04 PM) Registered User |
No...just a problem proofreading, due to the fact that all of the masturbation is causing blindness.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2232 (12/10/08 9:32 PM) |
Blindness is God's way of stopping your self-destructive immoral ways, since clearly you refused to help yourself.
Repent, and embrace His ways! Purge yourself from sinful thoughts of sex or you will never be a Pure Life Beach Freak! |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9076 (12/10/08 10:16 PM) Registered User |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2233 (12/10/08 10:25 PM) |
Please stop posting pornography in this thread, thank you.
I reclaim this thread in the name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9077 (12/10/08 11:31 PM) Registered User |
Are you auditioning to be the new Mary Magdelane? Sorry, 'Ho...you be too fallen to rise again...your legs have been apart for so long that they're
pen pals...
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2235 (12/11/08 12:19 AM) |
Doubt me all you want. Jesus knows very well that you are plagued by the sin of Envy and Covetousness because you are too old to join Beach Freak '09.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9078 (12/11/08 12:30 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Well you and the damn Protestants can go to that party....I will be going to the much cooler Catholic Beach Party. 
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2236 (12/11/08 1:38 AM) |
Don't worry, I'm a charitable Christian so I will still visit you at the retirement home. I can't read aloud dirty stories, though, but fret not.
Excerpts from the Good Book will be good for your soul!
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
