Dear overindulgent pre-school parents

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blondemss		#21	[-]
Posts: 11070 (11/29/08 7:49 PM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	YOUR CHILDREN DO NOT BELONG IN THE GROCERY STORE! when you 'send them to do errands' (read get them out of YOUR hair and into mine) and they either a: need help or b: get under my feet/get in my way/start fucking around in the aisle i will correct them. if they don't say thank you for the help i WILL bring them to you and point it out. they are YOUR problem. not mine.
factoryhurl		#22	[-]
Posts: 4455 (11/29/08 7:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	urgh, the screaming kid thing is a huge kind of wrong. if your kid starts wailing, fucking take it outside.
Aunt Pappy		#23	[-]
Posts: 17317 (11/29/08 7:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Please bring rope or straps to tie your child to their seat in the restaurant. Thank you, Aunt Pappy
Podunk Town		#24	[-]
Posts: 410 (11/29/08 7:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hate people who bring their bratty children shopping with them. The kids don't want to be there. The parents don't want them to be there. The employees don't want them there. The other customers don't want them there. So why are they there? I imagine the parents are just too cheap to hire a babysitter.
omzig		#25	[-]
Posts: 5837 (11/29/08 7:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Please stop bringing your screaming kids to TGIFridays on Tues & Wed just because you can get them a free chicken finger.
1000Proof		#26	[-]
Posts: 8717 (11/29/08 8:00 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hate parents who become immune to Lil Johnny/Susie's shrieking cries or annoying behavior. To keep shopping, watching a movie, enjoying YOUR dinner, and blocking out your little bastards while the general public must suffer is rude and unfair. Parents like this need their penises sliced off or their fallopian tubes snatched out.
factoryhurl		#27	[-]
Posts: 4458 (11/29/08 8:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	stop taking your kids to restaurants, period. waffle house is the only exemption.
Ziji		#28	[-]
Posts: 10478 (11/29/08 8:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Screaming kids on airplanes, people. Focus.
tdugan333		#29	[-]
Posts: 8605 (11/29/08 8:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
1000Proof		#30	[-]
Posts: 8718 (11/29/08 8:10 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh my gawd. I would have straight up ripped out that kids vocal cords.
tdugan333		#31	[-]
Posts: 8607 (11/29/08 8:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Heh. I love it. Condom advert.
blondemss		#32	[-]
Posts: 11072 (11/29/08 8:15 PM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	dear ignorant parent: do NOT wonder why your little damien is acting like, o, damien, when he's got a baba of koolaid in one dirty fist and cheeto dust on his nose (and the accomonying cheeto drool on his shirt), a lolipop hair glop patch and a packet of those sugar dusted donuts in the other dirty clenched fist.
SurvivorArctic		#33	[-]
Posts: 12909 (11/29/08 8:16 PM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That sounds like a description of DT on a Saturday night!
Guatevia		#34	[-]
Posts: 620 (11/29/08 8:22 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ohboy wrote: bookstores are not libraries. they are not your family rooms. do not camp out for hours, letting your kids sit on the floor and paw through the books, getting them nasty and putting them back in the wrong place. go to the library and stay out of my way when i'm trying to shop. Well, if you must take them to the library, keep them with you the entire time. Don't drop them off in the childen's section and expect the children's librarian to watch them for you while you go browse the grown-up section. And this one bothers me the most: In the self check-out lane, if the kid wants to "help" let them scan JUST ONE ITEM. Don't let them slide every single item over the scanner again and again until they get it right and then swipe the credit card. It's not cute to those of us waiting in line behind you.
DeadTwista		#35	[-]
Posts: 4132 (11/29/08 8:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Electric collars for the little fucks! A couple of eye popping electrical shocks will teach them some manners. (ignores SA as I am always a gentleman on my illicit excursions)
1000Proof		#36	[-]
Posts: 8719 (11/29/08 8:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Guatevia wrote: And this one bothers me the most: In the self check-out lane, if the kid wants to "help" let them scan JUST ONE ITEM. Don't let them slide every single item over the scanner again and again until they get it right and then swipe the credit card. It's not cute to those of us waiting in line behind you. My gawd you just caused me to take two shots of southern comfort for this one!!!! The parents who do this and the ignorant fuckers who use the UScan lines for a whole CARTFUL of groceries have a special place in hell reserved for them.
CallMeMadam		#37	[-]
Posts: 411 (11/29/08 8:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If you take the subway with your toddler and insist on using one of those gigantic strollers that is not only carrying your precious little lardass, but also several full shopping bags, don't you fucking dare give me a helpless, pleading look begging me to help you carry the damn thing up or down the stairs. I will cut you.
blondemss		#38	[-]
Posts: 11073 (11/29/08 9:57 PM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	:threadjack so, while we're talking about little brats can we talk about big ones too? my kid. i can't figure out if he's being a spoiled brat or if i'm being an nonunderstanding bitch. i made the mistake of mentioning to him that i was thinking about getting him a flat screen lcd monitor for christmas. i only mentioned it because i dont' know much about the specs for technilogical stuff. he starts bombarding me with links to the ones he wants. the latest is a 24 inch with a ton of specs that he insists he HAS to have in order to enjoy gaming properly. keep in mind that he has a regular big ole monitor that he will be making do with when i decide to get him NOTHING. he comes downstairs and says 'so, when are you ordering that monitor?" i'm like, dude seriously, you're sucking the fun out of it and missing the point. i'm not spending over four hundred bucks on a twenty four inch monitor. not doing it. i planned on the basic 19 inch, hundred and fifty dollar one. his response is 'don't bother then'. really? really? you'd rather have the big old non flat screen non lcd monitor you've got instead of the big ass one i won't get? so ot, brat or bitch?
Ziji		#39	[-]
Posts: 10483 (11/29/08 9:59 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	brat. welcome to the prematurely affluent generation who think by the basis of their existence on the planet they deserve everything without lifting a finger or uttering a thank you.
ZippyDoDa		#40	[-]
Posts: 8600 (11/29/08 10:00 PM) Such a naughty monkey Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	brat

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