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MikiBoi wrote:

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Well, next weeks eppie where Audrina thinks Lauren is fucking JB was in the rumour mill not long ago when it occured in real time so I'd imagine it really is 2 months or less. Must be weird to see it on t.v. like a month and something later.

The drama on this show is getting repetitive. I watch because.................oh I don't know why. I ask myself every week why I am and I can't figure it out.

Whitney's show looks good from the previews at least.

I have, actually my therapist and my life coach have.. we are inferior people who aspire to not be inferior and through the looking glass we see ideal selves.. people and by people I mean self absorbed leeches with no real discernible job or income or personality but nonetheless people who by some twist of fate or ability to perform sexual favors better than we, we yearn to be them.

For that analysis it costs several hundred a week.. for you free!

The Hills are again awash with the drama and dirty laundry that only the beautiful and languished reside and leave the cleaning and the working to the brown people that also seemingly reside there but have no real significance because the speak funny.

We awake at the Hills to find the beautiful and tragic Princess with the Paper bag personality is once again complaining to her Lady in Waiting the she bitch about the malingnments and histrionics of the false rumormongering and grotesque story of her canoodling with the Court Jester of the great unwashed, Sir Justin Bobby. Much pouting and eye popping at the shock and horror that in the Hills of all places rumors of such absurdity would such exist.

Cut to SCENE TWO....We are the "workplace" of the Lady in Waiting She of the Dead of Eyes speaking to a scullery maid about again the attempt to communicate at the large lounge with the loud noise and strange extra table mates, a place conducive to such significant dialogue that it is quite amazing to the Lady that nothing was resolved with regards to the supposed cavorting with the Princess and Sir of the Great Unwashed, Justin Bobby. Much pouting and eye popping at the shock and horror that in the Hills drama and apologies over rumors would cause such distress. The scene indicates further evidence that the scene "writers" are taking some time off writing the promos for the Hills sequels, The City of Darkness, and Bromance, another Brody Jenner project.

We then relocate to the Sister of He Who Shall Not be Named arriving at the clearly downmarket boite of the Lady who Wants to be Waiting but just can't wait for the Other Lady in Waitings to die or have a final blowout that she will be replaced in the cast..... He remarks on the decor while smirking at the lines given to make him seem like a bigger douchebag than is.. which is ironic that the same writers taking time off feel compelled to provide such vitriol... he invites the Sister to the visit of the elderly "Nana" a senior undoubtedly hired unwittingly to play some type of genetic association and to prove to others that the Hills residents were not manufactured for our entertainment but in fact progeny of actual human procreation.

The Visit to the Nana culminates with He Who Shall Not be Named trying to provide the Nana with the entire encapsulated history of the past season of the Hills in a two minute diatribe. Nana not being a Hills regular, YET, deviates from the script either because she is senile or even she in her encroaching age refuses to use words that are not genuine or authentic to a woman of her age.. and Nana's seeming oblivious nature to the HE and the Whore with him provides clues that Nana is someones Nana just not those people's Nana.

Back at the "workplace" of the Princess and the Lady in Waiting Soon No More as she moves from the Light to the Darkness with her own "show" "life" "drama" "whatever" discussing ONCE AGAIN the insults of the implications of the rumors of the gossip of the supposed canoodling.. proving once again that the "writers" are taking a break while working on The Hills, other peoples. Careful acknowledgement of the product placement and subtle mention of the new fake job and relocation are planted to segway to the new show premiering in one month!!! However careful editing was missing when asked if the Lady talks or texts to the new foreign hot boyfriend paid to befriend the Lady... the Lady gets confused,, SHOCK, and says "he calls" and then comments that he puts "x's and o's" after everything.... how does he "speak that" is that some Australian thing?

We return to the Sister of He Who Shall not be Named with the Nana at the Beach.. the Sister attempts to explain to the Nana who Spencer is and his character on the Hills.. Nana in a moment of senility or again clarity for the Hills seems oblivious to the show and the dialogue.. saying such cryptic things as "bucket of worms" and so forth leading the perplexed Stephanie wondering what casting call got this broad for the Hills.. where is Joan Collins as the Nana?

Meanwhile the Princess and She of Dead Eyes meet AGAIN at another named nightspot soon to be on the requisite tour of the Hills hangouts after the Homes of the Stars... they once again hash over the details of the perceived slight, insult, accusations, rumors, gossip, here say, narrative and anything else the writers desperately threw in because keeping the Nana on script was difficult and they are exhausted writing Bromance...

The ladies part without eating or drinking a state again not needed in the Hills unless the production crew needs them to fake it for some type of product placement. Promises of loyalty, honesty, fealty, trust and friendship are bated about with the belief that all is well now in the Hills until the next time when DRAMA arrives to disrupt the happiness of the Hills residents... what will that be.. Nana and a hookup with Brody.. he seems to be a cougar chaser.

The Princess is SCENE driving off into the night her black Mercedes Chariot that mysteriously arrives without delay leaving the Lady in Waiting for her Honda as all Ladies do.