Wow, what a great list that is.
"Don't get me wrong: it's not that we want a woman who can balance a beer tray on her head."
Says who?
"Before you throw e-daggers my way, I'm not suggesting that it's not OK to cry or that women shouldn't seek proper attention when they're in pain, either physically or emotionally."
This qualifier exists because people who read yahoo.com lists are too stupid to figure this out on their own.
"...we like a baseball cap the most when it's worn by a woman."
Nothing says "fuck me" like a raging case of hat hair.
"Show a guy a woman who knows her way around systems, networks, and connections, and he'll be dazzled by her smarts - and appreciate her talents."
...And will not be concerned at all that she knows how to dredge up his browser history and Google searches.
"...the smell of her freshly washed hair that's nestled up under the chin on a Sunday morning is a reminder of all that's good about relationships."
"Mmmm...Honey, I just snorted your dandruff, and now I have a boner."
"But the look that makes men feel both comfortable and excited is when she's wearing boxers (waistband rolled) and a thin-as-can-be T-shirt that's neither too tight nor too big."
...Or you could just get naked, which would likely be even more appreciated.
"Seeing the dirt, mud, sweat, and occasional road rash is something that stokes our primal side."
"Hey baby, I noticed you have a big bleeding case of road rash on your legs and arms. Motorcycle accident? Let's fuck."
"Men like smart women..."
Haha.
"...if she can show that she may not know everything, it reinforces something deep inside a man that he's needed, that he's trusted, that he can be there to help."
"Ug ug. Grunt-click. Me man. Me feel better when wo-man act stupid like me. Unga bunga."
"And ultimately, this game isn't about competition..."
Translation: "I've never been married."
"Don't get me wrong: it's not that we want a woman who can balance a beer tray on her head."
Says who?
"Before you throw e-daggers my way, I'm not suggesting that it's not OK to cry or that women shouldn't seek proper attention when they're in pain, either physically or emotionally."
This qualifier exists because people who read yahoo.com lists are too stupid to figure this out on their own.
"...we like a baseball cap the most when it's worn by a woman."
Nothing says "fuck me" like a raging case of hat hair.
"Show a guy a woman who knows her way around systems, networks, and connections, and he'll be dazzled by her smarts - and appreciate her talents."
...And will not be concerned at all that she knows how to dredge up his browser history and Google searches.
"...the smell of her freshly washed hair that's nestled up under the chin on a Sunday morning is a reminder of all that's good about relationships."
"Mmmm...Honey, I just snorted your dandruff, and now I have a boner."
"But the look that makes men feel both comfortable and excited is when she's wearing boxers (waistband rolled) and a thin-as-can-be T-shirt that's neither too tight nor too big."
...Or you could just get naked, which would likely be even more appreciated.
"Seeing the dirt, mud, sweat, and occasional road rash is something that stokes our primal side."
"Hey baby, I noticed you have a big bleeding case of road rash on your legs and arms. Motorcycle accident? Let's fuck."
"Men like smart women..."
Haha.
"...if she can show that she may not know everything, it reinforces something deep inside a man that he's needed, that he's trusted, that he can be there to help."
"Ug ug. Grunt-click. Me man. Me feel better when wo-man act stupid like me. Unga bunga."
"And ultimately, this game isn't about competition..."
Translation: "I've never been married."
