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Dictatorship wrote:

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tomersde wrote:

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God, I wish Probst force Marcus to come out at the reunion.


- Probst: "One of the best things I like about survivor is the strong relationships that contestents, who never knew each other before, and only known each other several weeks, form on the show. This season, one of those relationships stood out from all the others" (camara on Charlie and Marcus, audience cheers).

- Probst: "Before you say any thing I have to ask you too a question. Alot of people I meat on the street (aka: sucks) have asked me if there was somthing more to your relationship then just friendship?" (Charlie smiles and starting to get a little red, Marcus smiles nervusely for a second but controls himself and smiles amusingly).

- Marcus: "I've been asked the same question myself, and I'm sorry to say that we're just very good friends who are very comfortable with each other and I can see how it can lead to a certien conclusion".

- Charlie: "Yes we're just realy good friends who happens to be a gay man and a striat man".

- Probst: "But Charlie, we've seen the show and it's clear that at least you had some other feelings then friednship" (video of Charlie's confessionals about Marcus).

- Charlie: (going from amber to bordo) "Yes, I did had somthing on Marcus. But It's like every strait man have certien thoughts about every cute woman he meets. I have the same thoughts about every cut man I meet. You know Jeff I thought you were cute when I first met you" (everyone starts laughing).

- Probst: (still smiling) "But Charlie you didn't call me amazing and gushed all over me in your confessionals and Marcus you yourself were less obviose but still you could see that there's somthing more" (video of Marcus eating the fruit off Charlie and sences from pondarosa).

(Charlie and Marcus both blushing and everyone else just laughs)

- Marcus: (looking into Probst eyes with a serious look) "Jeff, it's easy to take raw footage and edit it to make somthing seems more then it is"

- Charlie: "Yeah, it's easy to make somthing apear different then what it realy is, besides other people were at Pondarosa and they would tell you somthing different" (looks at Corine)

- Corine: "Don't look at me, I was there Charlie"

(crowed oooooooses, Charlie and Marcus looks at Corine like they want to kill her and then looks at each other franticly)

- Charlie: "Yeah..well..but Jeff..."

- Marcus: "Oh what the fuck. Yes Jeff we've been together for 4 mounth and it's going great".

(Crawed cheers in frenzy, the other survivors starts to cheer also, Jacuie looks like she's going to shoot herself, Randy starts to yell kiss him, kiss him)

(Marcus kisses Charlie, the crowed explodes, the camra's showing Marcus and Charlie's families hug).


- Probst thoughts: "Fuck, it could've been me and charlie".

- Burnet thoughts: "Here goes the few endorses we still have".

- Les Moonvers thoughts: "Fuck you ABC, FOX, NBC and CW. We too have gays in primetime".

most pathetic.post.EVER.