blondemss wrote:
<< five foot nine in bare feet. lives in stillettos.
mocks short people (when i notice them)
Jebus, stilettos? I'll wear a bit of a heel but I ain't putting myself through that.
oh and a little shy of 5'7
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Posts: 6750 (11/08/08 9:33 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Jebus, stilettos? I'll wear a bit of a heel but I ain't putting myself through that. oh and a little shy of 5'7 |
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blondemss |
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Posts: 10924 (11/08/08 9:38 PM) Guttersnipe |
i actually only wear comfortable shoes. i'm far too self absorbed to be uncomfortable intentionally. but yah, stilettos :)
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ustrasana |
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Posts: 4975 (11/08/08 9:57 PM) Registered user |
When the 1939 classic "The Wizard of Oz" was being filmed at M-G-M Studios, one hundred and twenty four midgets (who played
the "Munchkins" in the film) converged on Culver City, and most of them stayed at the old Culver City Hotel, just a few blocks away from the famous studio.
At the time, the six-story hotel was the city's only "skyscraper."
 According to some of the not-so-tall tales, many of the 124 adult midgets
got drunk, sang choruses of "Ding Dong, The Bitch Is Dead," and almost wrecked the hotel. Despite a promise of high wages once filming of
"The Wizard of Oz" was completed, rumors spread that the tiny cast members might not be paid at all. So, when M-G-M suddenly announced that
the Singer Midgets would also play the roles of the Wicked Witch's "flying monkeys," many of the little people concluded that they were being
duped and went on strike against the studio. Among other alleged Munchkin antics in Culver City: a female midget propositioned a stagehand, a male little
person bit an M-G-M policeman on the leg, and another one supposedly fell into a toilet at M-G-M and had to be rescued.
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 6703 (11/08/08 9:59 PM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
Short people are dumb and dull.
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hatebrigade |
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Posts: 2770 (11/08/08 10:05 PM) Registered user |
I got one of those deluxe gophers for high shelves.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 15403 (11/08/08 10:18 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
fuck all you giants.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 15417 (11/08/08 10:20 PM) super badass |
Tall chicks are ungainly and they make your terwilliger look smaller. I'll take the spinners.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 15404 (11/08/08 10:21 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
5'2" here. *bats eyelashes*
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 15418 (11/08/08 10:23 PM) super badass |
Waddle off, gravy girl.
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 1465 (11/08/08 10:23 PM) I'm not drunk
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It must be really difficult for chicks to scissor in midget porn.
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kitty white |
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Posts: 7222 (11/08/08 10:26 PM) Registered User |
Bernard Wrangler wrote: definitely one of springsteen's 10 best songs ever |
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 745 (11/08/08 10:29 PM) Registered User |
When I was in St. Louis last year, I had my picture taken with a statue of the world's tallest man. I came up to his waist. I captioned the picture,
"He's nuts over me."
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Puppetsock1 |
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Posts: 5 (11/08/08 10:41 PM) |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 15425 (11/08/08 10:44 PM) super badass |
One more and we get an octopus on the ice!!!
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 32689 (11/09/08 9:02 AM) Registered user |
Penelope McBagpipe wrote:I posted this before: I used to be 5'7, as per doctor's office, ten years later Mr. Pie measured me at 5'6. This was a couple of years ago. I just had him measure me now: still 5'6 so I'm not a midget...yet. I'm still looking for that missing inch. 
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 22669 (11/09/08 9:08 AM) MESS member |
I lost an inch between HS and now
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Frankie G Morris |
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Posts: 17974 (11/09/08 9:16 AM) All your ghosts are belong to us |
An advantage - I can stand up in the back of my van to move things around with out boinking my head on the roof. :)
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 32692 (11/09/08 9:23 AM) Registered user |
For reals? How tall are you, Francesca?
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 32692 (11/09/08 9:23 AM) Registered user |
For reals? How tall are you, Francesca?
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Stanley Livingston |
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Posts: 12 (11/09/08 9:25 AM) |
Jeepers Mrs. Morris, it was pretty creepy when you kept driving that van back and forth in front of my school asking me and my buddies if we wanted to see your
kitten.
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