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Happy Birthday, MisterSlippery!

This is a great opportunity to send a warm, affectionate, heart-felt message of good cheer -- and to suck up at the same time.

In Gay Years, you've been dead quite a while and are well into the final stages of decomposition. But don't let that bother you. There are LIVING people here with less personality than a corpse, so...



Here. I stole it from a gay wedding. Just flick off the little statuettes and write on it with one of those Cake Mate pen-things.

I bought you an adorable mesomorph that I think you'll enjoy very much. As soon as I get him fully sedated, I'll ship him your way. Make sure someone's home to sign for him and have a bowl of water or milk ready -- he's sure to be very thirsty once he's out of the crate.