Wan & Christian's TAR 2: The COMPLETE Second Season!

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maximillian		#2121	[-]
Posts: 2288 (10/18/08 2:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Funkey 01 wrote: Give's all cash to Caleb and Owen My goodness! Thank you very much, Funkey! Is this possible, kat? To receive Joey & Don's money, I mean.
Funkey 01		#2122	[-]
Posts: 2575 (10/18/08 2:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I doubt it. Sorry to everyone that I didn't think about giving cash out until now.
maximillian		#2123	[-]
Posts: 2290 (10/18/08 2:22 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Funkey <3
Thingamajig		#2124	[-]
Posts: 3425 (10/18/08 2:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Max: Look, May. We got the title quote! May: Well that's great. I guess that's what comes from giving something to Bhutan Max: But we didn't give Bhutan anything. In fact, we infected a volunteer with rabies. May: But as long as everyone loves Bhutan, it'll all be ok Blaziken: Blaze blaaaze (If you don't shut the fuck up about Bhutan in the next few seconds I'm going to Blaze Kick your ass)
NickF227		#2125	[-]
Posts: 4815 (10/18/08 3:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well, the checkins were the first part of this entire race that I have read.. But why did TEAMPOKEMANZOWNAGE get a penalty?
Katsuya		#2126	[-]
Posts: 2351 (10/18/08 3:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Teams weren't allowed to be negative whilst in Bhutan, because it's the happiest nation in Asia. Therefore, by yielding Joey & Don they didn't exactly spread happiness, and it was turned back on them.
Funkey 01		#2127	[-]
Posts: 2576 (10/18/08 4:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thingamajig wrote: This was meant to be more epic... as Joey & Don were meant to be here... but whatever Max: Here's the yield Max: Will Bhutan approve of this? May: Why would Bhutan put a yield in it's own leg if it didn't want us to use it Max: Maybe it's a test of will May: Why would Bhutan do that? Max: It wants to make sure we're nice people, too? May: Well it's the only one so... We choose to yield........... Joey & Don Max: But why? May: Okay, I'll tell you a story. Once apon a time, there were two nuns named Francis & Mary-Beth. They got tired of living a holy life and decided somehow that The Amazing Race was their only means of escape. So anyway, these two assholes from another reality show decided that despite the places being just about finalised, and the pitstop only one-two updates away, that they'd u-turn the poor nuns anyway Max: Well isn't that just strategy May: Well yeah, the nuns used the stoppers whenever they got the chance, they were evil like that. Anyway, I don't know why, but these Mafia guys give off the same vibe Max: But they didn't do anything May: Do you want to be last? I've just told you a really touching tale Max: Fine, whatever Taxi to the Jangsa Animal Saving Trust (-15) (1U) (2623) at Joey and Don getting yielded when they didn't even leave the starting line! And here we thought there was no bad karma from out of yzysg's race! Thinga, I hope the score is even now -- that's a long time to wait for payback.
Thingamajig		#2128	[-]
Posts: 3427 (10/19/08 1:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It was a happiness Yield... I was trying to make the race more fun... by spicing things up a bit... ... ... No?
Level 5		#2129	[-]
Posts: 2949 (10/19/08 3:24 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I for one applaud Thinga's commitment to keeping the race interesting by using the Yield so we could find out whether Bhutan really would rain down fiery vengeance upon him. That was a pretty nice twist, it'd be good to see what would have happened if everyone was active.
Thingamajig		#2130	[-]
Posts: 3429 (10/19/08 4:33 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Knowing what could've come of it, I wouldn't have tried, especially since I was specifically waiting for a U-turn. But I knew I'd be safe whether the yield bore consequenses or not, because Funkey wasn't there. And that it'd also be my last chance to do something before Joey & Don were eliminated. Last Edited By: Thingamajig 10/19/08 4:35 AM. Edited 1 times.
Thingamajig		#2131	[-]
Posts: 3430 (10/19/08 4:55 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	May: Oooh, we're going to make the final 3... this is so exciting Max: Don't get too confident just yet May: Why not? We're the only team that can still go for the Fast Forward Max: Maybe so, but the last Fast Forward is generally something tough May: Who cares? We'll get it done in no time Max: Don't say that, it'll end up being some awful task... like having to clean the cobwebs out of Wan's vagina May: Ewwwww.... can't Beautifly do that?
Level 5		#2132	[-]
Posts: 2952 (10/19/08 6:29 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Stella: chuckle Did you hear what Max just said about Wan's snatch? When this race is all over I gotta buy him a beer for that. Starr: Stella, you do realise that Max and May are just kids, right? Legally you can't buy them beer for about a decade. Stella: You say that as though I don't have biker friends who'll whip up a couple of fake IDs for me. With beautiful leathuh binding. And if they happen to win I'll charge them half a mil each for the generous offer. Starr: Well who knows what's going to happen before the Finish Line. I know if I were Max I'd look out... see here, it specifically states in the rules that team members must not mention Wan's vagina cobwebs. Stella: Oh yeah, and Wan's so scary, right? Please, I've hung out, and made out, with much bigger and meaner women than her. So what's the penalty for cobweb-discussion supposed to be, anyway? Starr: It's not very specific... something about torture. And a variety of vacuum attachments. Stella: Oh... looks nervous You don't think she monitors what we say between the legs, do you? Starr: looks around for cameras, speaks loudly Sorry, Stella? What'd you say about what Wan's got between her legs? Stella: Ugh, this is what I get for opening up your hamster ball for the fresh air. slides window close
maximillian		#2133	[-]
Posts: 2301 (10/19/08 11:23 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is the race on in like, 7 minutes? No one's here!
Thingamajig		#2134	[-]
Posts: 3431 (10/19/08 11:24 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tumbleweed flies past
Nimberlane		#2135	[-]
Posts: 2799 (10/19/08 11:25 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Opening Confessional Kelly: This is it betch. The final two legs. Heather: Yes. It's kinda sad, though. This race is ending way too soon. Kelly: Blame the lack of contestants. sighs Well, whatever happens, it was awesome racing around Asia with you, Heather. Heather: Aww, same here, Kelly. Kelly: Now, let's get ready to kick some ass! Heather: Hell yeah. I can smell that million dollars with our names on it. But it won't be easy. Our competition is, to quote Christian, fierce. Kelly: We'll just have to be fiercer then. I know we can beat these bitches. I mean, if we lose to those little kids and their Pokemon that'll be fucking sad. Heather: Ugh, lets not let that happen ok? Kelly: You got it. 2373 BTN REMAINING
Level 5		#2136	[-]
Posts: 2954 (10/19/08 11:25 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Opening Confessional Stella: The pressure going into this leg is enormous. All these other teams are tough. As tough as Janice Dickinson's leathuhy old hide. Janice Dickinson: Zip it bitch, you're dead in my book. Stella: Oh, you're checking out all the gay little grommets in Bhutan too? I'm so glad Wan wasn't quite as murderous in the first season and let you live. Anyway, where was I? I really feel like Starr and I can make it to the end. I've finally started taking this race seriously, and I'm like totally awesome. So surely that means we're gonna do great, right Starr? Starr: inside biochamber, sewing frantically Stella: Starr, what the hell are you doing? The penultimate leg's about to start and you're frikkin' sewing? Starr: I just found that magical Bhutan-inspired spew you showered my chamber with so inspirational. And I think I've done it. I've finally come up with my follow-up to the tumour dress... behold, my creation! Stella: Hmm, why does that look so familiar to me? And what on Earth is that high-pitched whine I'm hearing all of a sudden? Starr: I'm not sure... it's getting closer... Stella: Ugh, it hurts my brain! Starr, you're not going all freaky and making people bleed from their head-holes again, are you? Kenley: pops out of bushes I can't believe you don't recognise my soothing nasal tones, Stella. Starr: Who the hell's this? Kenley: Who the hell am I? Who the hell are you, stealing my beautiful, totally original and always unique designs? high-pitched whine Stella: grabs ears Oh God, this leg is going to be tougher than I thought. 2800BTN remaining L5: Hmm... I don't know about everyone else, I just spent too long writing my opening confesh. ETA: And there everyone is. Whee.
maximillian		#2137	[-]
Posts: 2302 (10/19/08 11:27 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Opening Confessional Caleb: Alright, Final Four! We have nothing to lose now. It's a go-go-go till the finish line. Owen: Don't get too fast, J.P. Calderon, or you'll find yourself running in a totally opposite direction. In this important time, we must race cautiously. Mummy Nolorey: I'm so happy! Think about it! We're in Bhutan and this is semi-final round in a competition! Caleb: Oh, mum, we really don't want you around us now, especially when we could just drop off like flies. Owen: Why couldn't she just go with us, Callie Boy? Caleb: No, she has to leave. I don't need no distraction. She is one. So mum, just fly back to Manila. Marlene must be running like a cat on a hot tin roof looking for you. Mummy Nolorey: Why do you have to insist chasing me away? Caleb: No offence, mum, but I need to focus on the race. I have no time to babysit you. 2098 BTN remaining
Thingamajig		#2138	[-]
Posts: 3432 (10/19/08 11:28 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	2638BTN Starting Max: This is it the final leg before the final leg! May: I know... this is where it gets exciting... I can taste that ribbon already Max: THIS ISN'T A... May: Remember, Bhutan Max: Oh, right. Remember, May. This isn't a Pokemon contest May: Yeah, silly me. Anyway, I still think we can win Max: Righ- Thinga: Hold up. Is the finale TODAY? WTF? I don't have time for two legs!
Katsuya		#2139	[-]
Posts: 2354 (10/19/08 11:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ҷумҳурии Тоҷикистон ROUTE INFO: Make your way to the 122nd best HDI ranked country, and the capital of the Gorno-Badakhshan region... Post We are going to (City), (Country)! 1st Stella & Starr / Questionable Designers (Level 5) 2nd Kelly & Heather / Friends (Nimberlane) 3rd Caleb & Owen / Stepson & Father (maximillian) 4th Max & May / Brother & Sister (Thingamajig)
maximillian		#2140	[-]
Posts: 2303 (10/19/08 11:32 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	We are going to Khorugh , Tajikistan!

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