Stella: Frickin' incredible, did you hear that? We're actually gonna be able to leave the hotel. I just overheard that weirdo Caleb saying he was going
to bang a sheep in preparation or something.
Starr: And just when I was getting at home here, I'll have to go back out into the harsh light of the outside world, with all its Nina Garcias scowling and pointing their indelible markers at me.
Stella: Well thank goodness you're back to your usual miserable, nervous self. You really freaked me out there in the last leg when you actually stood up for yourself. Just keep in mind, doll, you're a miserable failure and I'm awesome. It's just the way our dynamic works.
Starr: Well, actually, I've been catching up with the latest Project Runway episodes in the downtime..
Stella: Aw, shit.
Starr: I thought you told me you made it all the way to Bryant Park?
Stella: Uh, I meant that I met Bryant Gumbel. In the park. He wanted to spice up his look with a bit of biker chic.
Starr: Well I just want to tell you that I'm not going to put up with you making fun of me any more. Because, um, even that creepy goblin guy managed to beat you.
Stella: Ah, Blayne. Such fond memories. His overtanned skin was so much like leathuh. But if you think I'm going to stop teasing you, you're as sadly mistaken as you have been for every previous decision in your life.
Starr: And just when I was getting at home here, I'll have to go back out into the harsh light of the outside world, with all its Nina Garcias scowling and pointing their indelible markers at me.
Stella: Well thank goodness you're back to your usual miserable, nervous self. You really freaked me out there in the last leg when you actually stood up for yourself. Just keep in mind, doll, you're a miserable failure and I'm awesome. It's just the way our dynamic works.
Starr: Well, actually, I've been catching up with the latest Project Runway episodes in the downtime..
Stella: Aw, shit.
Starr: I thought you told me you made it all the way to Bryant Park?
Stella: Uh, I meant that I met Bryant Gumbel. In the park. He wanted to spice up his look with a bit of biker chic.
Starr: Well I just want to tell you that I'm not going to put up with you making fun of me any more. Because, um, even that creepy goblin guy managed to beat you.
Stella: Ah, Blayne. Such fond memories. His overtanned skin was so much like leathuh. But if you think I'm going to stop teasing you, you're as sadly mistaken as you have been for every previous decision in your life.
