people are under the impression they're having a drink. they are misinformed. they're drinking a dessert. every day, sometimes twice.
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dmb154678 |
coffee---it's why america's so fat |
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yep. starbucks. that's right. having bartista'd for a week, i'm a little in shock. when i go to starbucks i get coffee of the day, regular or
decaf, depending on the time. i have sold, in 3 days, 5 actual coffees, the rest goes down the sink. every 30 minutes, right down the fucking sink. you would
not BELIEVE what people actually drink there, many of them every single day. full fat lattes with flavoring syrup that's pure sugar,
fatassfrappacino's by the dozen. whipped cream with all of it. caramel and chocolate sauce on the top.
people are under the impression they're having a drink. they are misinformed. they're drinking a dessert. every day, sometimes twice. |
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blockhose |
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Forget about all that nonsense... can you make fancy little designs in the foam yet?
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Frankie G Morris |
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Did you move on from Target to Starbucks? Did Jimmy come with you?
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blondemss |
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i actually call the following lunch: peppermint mocha hot thingy, skim no whip. like that slimfast stuff; meal replacement
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dmb154678 |
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the target starbucks. they were changing the hours in the deli, so i told my boss (not his fault about the hours, decree from on high) i would probably be
giving my notice. the next morning the starbucks manager was waiting for me, with the hours i want. jimmy's still in the deli, working one day a week. foam
sword fighting is a demanding mistress i guess.
yeah blockhose, the foam and crosshatch pattern on top is the fun part of the job. "here's your 1200 calorie snack! enjoy!" |
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Powers |
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Coffee itself has no calories you ill informed java jockey.
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Sugarpuss OShea |
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Hi DMB. I like your fall avi. I'd also like a hot passionfruit tea, please.
I love that stuff! |
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Jakob Speed |
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coffee connoisseurs like moi prefer a great bean, fresly ground, black w/ a raw cane sugar.
Chain brand coffees are made with at best - "B" quality beans. For a comparable price to Scumbucket coffee you can make a great cup instead of a cup of acidic mud. |
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Actually, the caffeine in coffee stimulates insulin production, therefore making you hungrier and causing you to store more FAT. or something like that
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dmb154678 |
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it's the thread grabber powers!!! you opened the thread didn't you?
my point is, NOBODY gets coffee. they get desserts in a coffee cup. and a muffin top over their pants. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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I saw a weight loss show where woman drank almost 100 grams of fat a day in coffee cream alone.
DAMN that's a lot of cream. |
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Hamdingers |
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dmb154678 wrote:I'd be fired within a day for drawing swastikas and boobs. |
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pearly whites |
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I like my coffee enemas like I like my women.
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EmmaPeel |
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I used to go to Starbucks all the time..not so much anymore. All the yummy mummies in their tennis togs used to show up after preschool
dropoff. dmb: give us some inside shocking Starbucks scoop. And check out Starbucks Gossip for barista bitching. |
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Hamdingers |
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pearly whites wrote:Brown and runny? |
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dmb154678 |
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i can only fit that on a venti, of course. hi sugarpuss. what sugarpuss gets is what thin women get. that's why they're thin. eta; hellloooo emma. so far, people are actually nicer than the deli. they're happy, bc they're getting a treat. a big fat sugary treat. i'm sure i'll have some stories, soon. |
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Monsieur Muggles |
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I don't go to Starbucks for their coffee/fraps/whatever, but I do go for their black iced teas, sweetened, about once a month. Will I get fat too???
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dmb154678 |
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no. you won't. i'm talking about the people, almost exclusively women, who get fraps and lattes every day. every fucking day like clockwork. the
employees sometimes get them twice.
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Senhor Muggles |
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Then that's just disgusting. Those people are geh-ross.
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raa66 |
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Blame the Pike Place. It's all in the business plan. Get people hooked on the brand and switch out what was a reasonably good house blend for the fresh
burnt owl pellet flavor of Pike Place. Now everyone gets a $5 latte and you're pouring that shit down the drain.
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nomellons |
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There is a Starbucks less than 3 blocks from one of the high schools near me. My friends daughter cannot for the life of her figure out how she has gained 8
pounds since starting back at HS a month ago. She gets one of those milk shakes things pretending to be coffee before school, at lunch and after school --
every single day.
If she keeps this up she'll be pushing 200 before Christmas break. |
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