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I just spent the last hour listening to a phone interview with Megan and some blogger. The blog guy was totally nervous and weird, but she was fun and hilarious as always (she probably made fun of him afterwards). But yeah, she's just as good in real time as she is edited on these shows.

RANDOM HIGHLIGHTS:

-Her take on Beauty and the Geek - "The guys were really gross...and it wasn't that fun, but I won so I guess it was okay."

-She never liked Bret at all and claims she didn't even really date the guy they brought on as her "ex". She's only friends with Daisy and Jessica, and hates everyone else from her season.

-Her reaction to the Heather/Daisy reunion fight - "I felt terrible for Daisy because Heather is such a monster! She's just so bitter about her life and appearance. Like an old, psychotic drug addict... and poor, young, smaller, cuter Daisy...I totally felt for her!" <3

-The toolish host of the reunion was an ass to her and got all the girls to join in, which is why her segment was edited out. She says he's desperately in love with her and hit on her back stage, and she wanted nothing to do with him so he became bitter. She also mentions that he's a judge on Charm School and was still mean and bitter and that she never wants to see him again in her life. <3

-She found out about I Love Money through Jessica, who apparently got a call and started calling other people to see who else was on. Then she didn't make the final cut lolpwnt. Megan got a call later and told them she'd only do it if she could bring her dog and if it would only be good looking people. <3

-The only people she knew beforehand in the cast were Heather and Destiney, and she hated them so she thought she had no chance at the beginning.

-She's happy with how she's being portrayed and thinks she looks really good on tv, and isn't surprised that she's being made out to be the star because everyone else was boring and hardly ever strategized. She says that if anything, she should have been shown even MORE. <3 The guy also asked if it's true that the producers feed her lines so she can be funnier, and she said that that's a rumor made up by jealous losers who are sad that they can't think of anything funny to say. "It's all me, I get all the credit." <3

-Heather and 12 Pack hooked up for the first time in the hotel the night before they began filming. She "claimed" him within 2 hours of meeting him by jumping in his bed, and then 12 Pack was upset later when he found out Heather wasn't the hottest girl on the show and that there was nothing he could do to escape her clutch since she didn't let anyone else near him.

-Her retelling of the history between her and Lily was hilarious. She rescued her from a horrid inbred farm in Ohio, and found out she was retarded when she didn't move for two straight months and just sat there with her tongue hanging out. Then one day Lily flew out of her arms like a bird, landed on her head, and passed out stiff for 30 minutes. She then came back to life, but her tongue has hung out a little farther ever since. <3

-She was then asked for her opinions on everyone else in the cast. They're so joyous, so I copied them word for word:

Midget Mac - "Well I only met him for one day.................but he seems like a total idiot. I couldn't understand a word coming out of his mouth."

Nibblz - "I don't even even know who that is."

Heat - "He's really short, like to the point of being handicapped. He's a nice guy, but completely delusional about being attractive. And I think he goes both ways."

Mr. Boston - "I actually called him recently and we made up. I think he's actually a really nice guy, and he gets a really big discount at Guess, so I have NOTHING bad to say about him."

Destiney - "I've never liked her. She's just too stupid for me. An insecure and desperate whore...just a pathetic groupie. She's like Heather's parasite. Yes."

Chance - "He's just a disgusting idiot. I hate him. He's fake and he's like a little boy with gigantic sunglasses on."

Rodeo - "I hate her too. She's a lesbian, for one. A desperate, old, crazy lesbian."

12 Pack - "I actually like him. He's the only good thing in New Jersey. Heather wouldn't allow him to talk to me so we couldn't make any plans together, but we could have worked well together."

Heather - "*ahem* Let's see...well you know how in a strip club, there's the house mom? That's Heather's only future. As a strip club house mom."

Entertainer - "He's just insane. He actually really likes me and can't accept the fact that I don't like him. I refuse to like him so he pretends to hate me."

Brandi - "I love Brandi! I live in her bed."

Pumkin - "Oh my God, it's just the perfect example of trailer park trash, obviously. That's all she is and that's all she'll ever be. She's just bitter that she's always going to be poorer, uglier, older, fatter. I'm going to beat her in everything in her entire life, but that's her only option so she needs to get over it. She's just always going to be in a trailer, wearing a bathrobe and slippers and drinking herself to death."

Toastee - "I think she was one of those ugly girls that nobody wanted to have sex with, but now that she's been on tv she can actually find people to have sex with, and she's taking that and running with it. She's getting all the sex she can get because there are ugly fat losers who want her now. Making up for a lot of time lost."

Real - "I don't know him very well. I don't know."

Hoopz - "I like her. We get along and talk. She's very down to earth and in Tennessee, away from all the craziness, and she likes it that way."

Whiteboy - "I have absolutely nothing to say about him except that I wish I never met him. That's my only comment." (they later talked about how he described what sex with her was like on some radio show, so that's why she hates him now)



-She kissed Brandi on ILM because they were making fun of Real's proposal to Hoopz. Megan fake proposed to Brandi and Brandi said yes and then they kissed. True love. <3

-She says the Real proposal was actually genuine and that he was all upset and kept asking her in the hotel after filming ended. "It was really sad." <3

-She's not scared about being attacked at the reunion (which films this weekend). "They all lost. They're all losers. What can they say? That I beat them and they're jealous I'm smarter than them? It happened months ago so they should be over it by now, but if they're not I just feel bad for them." <3

-She thinks Toastee is pathetic and all talk for saying she's going to "get Megan back" at the reunion, when she has nothing to be mad about since they turned on Brandi and her first. She says she and Brandi do have something hilarious planned for the reunion though.

-She had "no comment" on the rumor that she gets paid more for appearing on the shows. <3

-She says Charm School had way more drama than ILM because they don't have to hold back since eliminations are out of their hands.

-"Dallas likes to do crazy things to get attention so that people look at her, because if it was up to them, no one would ever look at her." <3



Basically Megan owns my tv right now. Best person ever. <3

zippityboomboom wrote:

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She and White Boy did it??

Whiteboy claimed so in an interview. She denied it and said he was just trying to seem cool and thought she'd never find out. She claims they just hung out a lot after the show since they got along and were in the same area, but that that's all over now and she wishes he was dead.

The Nibblz comment was one of my faves. He spent like 2 minutes trying to explain who she was and Megan really had no clue. <3