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Ways to kill Jerry before Thursday.
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Posts: 292 (08/31/08 12:33 PM) Registered User |
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The Bostonian Godfather |
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Posts: 8981 (08/31/08 12:33 PM) Registered User |
Send in Jack Bauer.
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omzig |
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Posts: 4933 (08/31/08 12:34 PM) Registered user |
buried out back wrote: 
YAY!!!!!! Perfect shot for the sniper!! << insert dancing muffin>> eta: or Jack Bauer |
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Monkeyshow |
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Posts: 363 (08/31/08 12:37 PM) |
We are all going to hell.
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The Bostonian Godfather |
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Posts: 8982 (08/31/08 12:39 PM) Registered User |
I confess every Sunday during the BB season. :)
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buried out back |
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Posts: 7446 (08/31/08 12:39 PM) |
Monkeyshow wrote:OH, shit! We will see Jerry again after he's done with this season then. Wait, I'm Catholic. I can go to confession. Carry on. |
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Monkeyshow |
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Posts: 364 (08/31/08 12:41 PM) |
Does confession work if I'm not Catholic? Or am I doomed to an eternity of listening to Jerry drone on and on about "cumstock"?
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The Bostonian Godfather |
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Posts: 8983 (08/31/08 12:43 PM) Registered User |
I sure hope so because I'm not Catholic.
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ImCrushingYourHead |
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Posts: 3202 (08/31/08 12:44 PM) Registered user |
Why oh why has Jerry turned us all into virtual murderers? Has ever a HG been so loathsome?
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Monkeyshow |
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Posts: 366 (08/31/08 12:45 PM) |
ImCrushingYourHead wrote:Not that I can recall. Which is actually saying a lot considering some of the loathsome people that have been on this show. PePaw tops them all. |
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SovereignSex |
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Posts: 345 (08/31/08 12:49 PM) |
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Riff |
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Posts: 1753 (08/31/08 1:48 PM) |
bergdogg469 wrote: Did you see the video of his family trying to think of things to say to him? His "grandson" who had to be poked and prodded to even talk to him? I think this death is going to be joyous to literally everyone. And how would I like to kill Jerry? Send him print-outs of this thread and the "Jerryatric's X-Factor HATE!" thread. When he gets to see just how much America loves him, he'll die of embarrassment. |
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Pragmatically Absurd |
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Posts: 1256 (08/31/08 2:11 PM) |
Distract him with a banner plane so he walks backwards into the pool, cracks his skull open, and drowns.
So close. So so close. |
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buried out back |
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Posts: 7461 (08/31/08 2:12 PM) |
Pragmatically Absurd wrote: 
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ReximusNiko |
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Posts: 11 (08/31/08 2:46 PM) |
All these scenerios are fine and dandy and all...but frankly i think we can all agree that he will develop a tumor in the near future, From what I remember of
his wife, she is near death. He will not be soon after LOL!!!
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Bobby Mc in C Town |
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Posts: 192 (08/31/08 3:06 PM) |
Clove of garlic?
Holy water? Silver bullet? Call the Ghostbusters? I haven't seen Night of the Living Dead in a while. How did they kills the zombies in that flick? |
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diewinelle |
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Posts: 10040 (08/31/08 3:07 PM) |
God is toying with us.
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buried out back |
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Posts: 7471 (08/31/08 3:14 PM) |
diewinelle wrote:He's just giving us a slow build up to the most anticipated death ever in the history of the world, die. Our time will come. |
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Micronesia Princess |
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Posts: 477 (08/31/08 3:14 PM) |
Death by drowning
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Monkeyshow |
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Posts: 369 (08/31/08 3:18 PM) |
OMG. I go out for a few hours and come back to find out that Pepaw fell in the pool. So close. So close.
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