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Posts: 444 (08/30/08 11:13 PM) I need a life |
Evel Dick comes back to wake-up the houseguests with pots and pans. Jerry suffers from a death related to his ear or just loses his hearing altogether because
of the banging so close to his ears and his brain. :)
Howie comes back and does his Busto schtick on him. |
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Posts: 1387 (08/30/08 11:15 PM) |
Surfing Hippo in Trouble wrote:Isn't that what we were saying in July? |
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NinaWeena |
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Posts: 2835 (08/30/08 11:24 PM) Registered User |
a. Renny & Keesha show themselves naked to Jerry = heart attack
b. Memphis gives Jerry a blanket party. c. Dan beats him with a soap sock. d. Renny poisons Jerry's food. e. Jerry slips on his dentures. |
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floofymac |
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Posts: 290 (08/30/08 11:26 PM) Registered User |
He gags on slop. Again.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16492 (08/30/08 11:31 PM) Registered User |
bergdogg469 wrote: Well, Seahag was almost universally hated, but I don't think we begged for her death. It was more fun just imagining how awful her life would be once she left the house. |
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The Bostonian Godfather |
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Posts: 8977 (08/30/08 11:36 PM) Registered User |
Ways to kill Jerry before Thursday:
die jumping over the fence and strangling him Romphis/planters peanut threesome sextape on HOH television (inducing a heart attack yay) |
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Posts: 2443 (08/30/08 11:45 PM) |
The Bostonian Godfather wrote: Here's the winnah !! |
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Posts: 3197 (08/31/08 12:00 AM) Registered user |
I would like to see April return to the house.
With explosives implanted in her chest. And Jerry DYING to honk them one last time . . . . |
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Posts: 821 (08/31/08 12:26 AM) Registered user |
Make him eat all the filthy, disgusting words he's said about everyone else, and him choking on those words.
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08/31/08 12:30 AM.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16495 (08/31/08 1:14 AM) Registered User |
The Bostonian Godfather wrote: 
We will name the baby TBG. |
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Big Gangster Veto |
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Posts: 136 (08/31/08 1:17 AM) |
Die Jerry
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xeny |
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Posts: 127 (08/31/08 1:44 AM) Registered User |
watchinuall wrote:Live on TV with Chenbot going over them in excruciating detail on the couch. Nothing would please me more than him keeling over after he realizes Americas hate and the screen going blank or a paramedic scene and a cut to commercial . |
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Everything is Eventual |
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Posts: 3539 (08/31/08 2:00 AM) Registered user |
In the backyard alone, and bench pressing his actual weight, Renny flips a switch in the kitchen activating the 12 ton magnet located directly beneath the bench and he is strangled to death by the dumbbell, while America watches, on BBAD. |
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Posts: 326 (08/31/08 2:26 AM) |
Put Chelsia's smelly crotch in his face.
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totell |
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Posts: 788 (08/31/08 2:38 AM) Registered User |
In nature, the old and the weak are the ones often targeted as prey.
In Jerry's case, we can add annoying as HELL to the above. So, I'll keep hope alive that maybe the next time he lumbers out into the yard at night...a huge pack of local bats, whose sensitive ears have had enough of the sound of his raggedy-ass voice, will swoop! attack!
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Posts: 3277 (08/31/08 2:46 AM) Registered user |
This thread is absurd. There's no way to kill the undead.
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Everything is Eventual |
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Posts: 3548 (08/31/08 4:43 AM) Registered user |
blistering wrote: 
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Posts: 1563 (08/31/08 5:10 AM) Registered user |
Bunch of future serial killers in this board.
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