Wan & Christian's TAR 2: The COMPLETE Second Season!

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Funkey 01		#541	[-]
Posts: 1964 (08/22/08 7:18 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thingamajig wrote: Quick question: This leg won't go for any more that 3-4 hours will it? Normally I wouldn't be worried but having run in yzysg's race I can never be to o cautious. Actually, that'd be a fairly short leg for yzysg's race. ;)
oh ehm gee		#542	[-]
Posts: 1298 (08/22/08 7:33 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Natalie: So...yeah, I'm getting a feeling. Parvati: Is it the feeling of you wanting to jump my bones? Because we've talked about it. Natalie: No. It's that...we need to finish this leg fast. Like...Fast Forward fast. Parvati: Huh? Why? Natalie: Something about having to accomodate the fact that OMG's supervisors have gotten themselves behind schedule and don't want to push back the deadline.. Parvati: That's gay. Not that there's innythang wrong w/that. Natalie: Did you just imply I was a lesbian? Parvati: I've already done it, hon. Get with it.
Level 5		#543	[-]
Posts: 2712 (08/22/08 9:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Just want to make sure I've got the time zone thing right - the next leg starts in a little over eight hours, right? Making it start at 8AM in my time zone... ugh.
Katsuya		#544	[-]
Posts: 2085 (08/22/08 10:05 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Narrator: In a world full of winners and losers, two women have risen above, to bring you...Racers Bite Back! Chung: Hey everyone! Adelaide: I am Adelaide, and this is Chung, since she got knocked up and Julie is especially now "not TV friendly"! Chung: So, it's the start of another new exciting season of The Amazing Race, as formerly hosted by me and Wan. Of course, now she's got pretty boy Siriano in my role. Adelaide: He's soooooo dreamy. Chung: And soooooo gay! Adelaide: Yeah, but if I'm nice to him he might make me a dress. Chung: You're going to whore yourself out to a gay man for fashion? Adelaide: You got a better plan? Chung: I wish I could say yes. ---- Chung: So let's have a look at some of the teams. First up are Starr and Stella! Adelaide: I think you'll find it's "Stelluh". You know, to rhyme with-- Chung: I get what it's supposed to rhyme with. Anyway, that Starr girl is gonna have to calm down, or she'll be wearing a tumor herself. In her head. Adelaide: Ouch, that's harsh. But true. Harsh but so very, very true. Chung: We have a special guest caller on the line to talk to us about the next team, Jeff and Zoila. It's Zoila's mom! Voice That Is Obviously Adelaide/Zoila's Mom: Hola! Chung: Hello Mrs. Zoila! So, how does it feel to have your daughter on The Amazing Race? "Zoila's Mom": She baaaad, she should help me cleeean! Chung: There you have it, straight from the horse's mouth. And given Zoila's "looks", that might actually be true. Adelaide: So up next is the anime kids, Max and May. Do you think she'll let me keep one of those things as a pet? Chung: I highly doubt it. Adelaide: Besides, shouldn't they like...not be on here? After the Kid Nation fiasco and all, children on TV? Chung: They're actually 41 and 67. They've just got some weird condition, I think. Adelaide: Then there's Joey and Don. I mean, seriously, organised crime? I thought that I was bad enough...and you and your triad friends too...man, we tend to get a load of crooked people on this show, right? Chung: I love how you're complaining about the gangsters and not the whore and the pimp. Adelaide: Yeah, but he's hot and my husband might like a threesome some day. Chung: ...you realise she's probably laden with stuff? Adelaide: But cheap! Chung: ...let's go to commercials. ----- Chung: Now we have two very special guests, who I know very well, because I raced against them and kicked their asses! Ashanti: Liek WTF!? Adelaide: Seriously? I thought that Serge and Mary were annoying...ya know, until we nuked them. Chung: Yes folks, it's Brooke and Ashanti from Season 3! Brooke: Yazers! Chung: So girls, how are you liking the show? Brooke: My pager is on vibrate, and it tickles! Ashanti: OMG! Chung: ...great, thanks. ----- Adelaide: Now that the retards--can I say retards? Chung: Nobody's gonna watch this, so go ahead. Adelaide: Thanks. Now that the retards are gone, let's have a look at some of the upcoming highlights in the race. Christian (voiceover): In the next episodes of The Amazing Race! Wan: Things happen. Oh, and chicks may get wet. Christian: Watch it, or else. Adelaide: ...wow. Chung: ...I know... Adelaide: That looks AWESOME! Oh my god, I am so happy I took this job! Chung: That's...wonderful, Adelaide. Seriously. Next are Caleb and Owen, and-- Adelaide: My God I want to fuck them. At the same time. Chung: Right, are you on something? Because you're acting rather...bizarre, even for a character made by Katsuya. Adelaide: I may have taken some coke before the show started, but that is in no way impairing by judgment. Chung: Fair enough. We'll be back in a moment with the final part of Racers Bite Back. ----- Chung: We're back, and let's conclude our look at the teams by starting with Parvati and Natalie! Adelaide: Famewhores, next! Chung: We have to say more about them, let's be fair. Adelaide: Okay then. Slutbag famewhores. Next. Chung: Antoinette & Portia? Adelaide: Slutbag donkeyfaced famewhores. Chung: Heather & Kelly? Adelaide: Betch is not going to catch on as a catchphrase. As an aside, I loved Runway this week. Chung: I did too, but it's a bit off-topic-- Adelaide: Chung, will you please shut the FUCK up! Chung: ...you're like Wan in so many ways, you know that? Adelaide: That's such an honor. Speaking of honors, at the end of the season we are going to be holding the "Ultimate Race Awards". Chung: That's right. We are now going to be accepting nominations for a host of categories via Katsuya's Private Messages. So get nominating! Adelaide: Because in life, there are winners, and there are losers. Chung: We were two halves of two of the greatest Amazing Race teams ever. Be jealous. [[[Ultimate Race Awards - Nominations - Reply via PM]]] Best Team: (Nominate up to FIVE of the best teams from any season of the races that are on the board) Best Player: (Nominate up to THREE of the best players from any season) Best Season: (Nominate up to THREE of the best seasons) Best Leg: (Nominate up to FIVE legs, from any season) Worst Leg: (Nominate up to FIVE legs, from any season) Best Moment: (Nominate up to FIVE "moments") Worst/Dumbest Moment: ((Nominate up to FIVE) Best Host: (Nominate up to TWO hosts) Since we've had nine races (smiley's, ATTAR1-4, W&C 1&2, yxysg's & Crow's), I figured it would be best to have a little recap of them all >_> Last Edited By: Katsuya 08/22/08 11:22 AM. Edited 2 times.
Katsuya		#545	[-]
Posts: 2086 (08/22/08 10:06 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Level 5 wrote: Just want to make sure I've got the time zone thing right - the next leg starts in a little over eight hours, right? Making it start at 8AM in my time zone... ugh. ahem, 5 PM PDT is 1 AM my time >_>
Nimberlane		#546	[-]
Posts: 2422 (08/22/08 10:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kelly: scoffs Betch will so become a catchphrase! Heather: Wern't you supposed to do a concert or something? Kelly: Yeah but I've decided that Macau isn't good enough for my many talents. Heather: Wow. Snobish much? Kelly: shrugs It is what it is... hey... what the hell is that? points at two flickers of light in the distance Heather: Dunno... But it's coming right at us! pulls Kelly down to the floor with her Kelly: Ack! Twin flickers of light just miss them and impact with the wall, leaving a crater Heather: stands up and peers into the crater Holy shit... I think these are lockets. Kelly: Huh? peers also Oooo, jewelry! grabs one Heather: grabs the other one Interesting. Lockets: begin to glow bright Kelly: Umm... Heather? Heather: What the fuc- Bright flash of light obscures them from view. They then go through an intricate ten minute transformation sequence before the light fades away and leaves them wearing weird outfits Kelly: What the hell?! tugs at poofy skirt Heather: Did... did we just transform? Kelly: I think we did... throws her hand out by mistake and levels an entire city block HOLY FUCK BALLS! Heather: Oh... my... god... Do you know how much we can ABUSE this power?! Kelly: cackles maniacally Oh yes. And no one will be able to stop us! Heather: Well... first things first... turns to Natalie and waves her hand REVEAL YOUR TRUE FORM!
Level 5		#547	[-]
Posts: 2713 (08/22/08 10:57 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ahem, 5 PM PDT is 1 AM my time >_> We should swap time zones then. My brain functions much better at 1AM than it does at 8AM. I'm really not a morning person. Fan favourites Brooke & Ashanti <3
maximillian		#548	[-]
Posts: 1670 (08/22/08 11:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Katsuya wrote: Since we've had nine races (smiley's, ATTAR1-4, W&C 1&2, Max's & Crow's), I figured it would be best to have a little recap of them all >_> Kat, I never host a race before >_> You mean yzysg's maybe?
Katsuya		#549	[-]
Posts: 2087 (08/22/08 11:21 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DAMNIT MAX YOU HOSTED THE RACE! >_> I'm sorry for that outburst...or am I?
Nimberlane		#550	[-]
Posts: 2423 (08/22/08 11:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I just remembered that Tallulah hooked up with Lachlan post AT's TAR 3. What happened with that I wonder. <_<
TimmyTAR		#551	[-]
Posts: 610 (08/22/08 12:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh, an awards show seems like fun! I'll have to look through all those threads before nominating. Or maybe I won't since I'm a n00b to this kind of thing. ;) Zoila: Get up, Jeff! Time to get ready! Jeff: Yawns and stretches in his bed Whattya want, Zoila? Zoila: The Race start back up today. We get going now. Jeff: But it won't start for another six hours. Jeff does a double-take Jeff: SIX HOURS?! Oh, shit! Jeff jumps out of bed and begins his daily regiment of manscaping, dental hygiene, skin hygiene, and showering. Zoila: Jeff, this crazy. You don't need to get clean like that. Jeff: I need to be pretty for the Race, and damn it, this is what I do. Honestly, Zoila, you've lived in my house for years and you haven't gotten used to this at all. Zoila: Shut up, Jeff. No, you don't usual do this. You just shower and do less stuff then work. Jeff: And eat bacon. Make me some bacon! Zoila: We no have bacon. We can go get food. Jeff: Even better. Jeff is now sprakling clean and ready for racing. Jeff: How much time have I killed? Zoila: Looks at clock before answreing Thirty minutes. That very fast than usual. Jeff: Ah, hell. Well, I guess we should go eat now. Zoila: Yum, food! Jeff: And after this, I'm going to need you to clean this hotel room up. We don't want to leave a huge mess behind. Zoila: Shut up, Jeff.
NickF227		#552	[-]
Posts: 4250 (08/22/08 1:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	runs in San and Rose/Tracey and Nick/Celeste and Collete/Koda and Kumi/Iris and Teigun/Whatever those guys names' were from Crow's race for Best Team! I'll be nominating later. <_< runs out
Crowlass		#553	[-]
Posts: 1684 (08/22/08 4:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DeJeMaul: Yo Candy, time to get your ass in gear, we got a race comin' up soon. Candy: I'm ready! I'm ready! Let's go, let's go now! We should start right this second! Oh I can't wait 2 hours to race! What the hell I wanna race! DeJeMaul: Ohhhh hell Candy... You didn't go and do crack before this leg, did ya? Candy: Well I was trying to make money for our team. So I gave out some sexual favors for some guys on the corner! After I was finished I asked for the 15 bucks they owed me, but they didn't have any money. So I was all like 'Oh HellllllllNo.' And finally I convinced them to pay me in cocaine, so yeah, no money for the team, but I'm ready to go go go for this next leg. Go go go Candy and DeJeMaul!! DeJeMaul: Aw shit this leg gonna be a trip....
Level 5		#554	[-]
Posts: 2714 (08/22/08 5:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Opening Confessional Stella: We're one leg down, and it was pretty frikkin awesome coming in first place. Well, at least I thought that until I realised I'd have to live with this for the entire duration of the race. points at Starr Starr: sobs uncontrollably Stella: I don't understand what's the matter? You should be happy we did so good. Starr: sobs When I started out crying, I was happy. sob But then I realised that now everyone's going to see us as a threat. They're all going to hate us! Stella: Honey, you've gotta relax. Chances are, they would hate you anyway. But we can't let the other teams worry us. Besides, there's at least one competent seamstress between the two of us - if anyone messes with us we can ruche them up and sew trophies out of their skin. Starr: Don't be so graphic, you know I've got a weak stomach! I still just can't shake the nagging feeling that the only way from here is down - what if we just got lucky in the last leg? Stella: Honey, if you don't stop whining, you'll be lucky to make it to the end of the leg alive. Starr: cowers 1078MOP remaining
maximillian		#555	[-]
Posts: 1671 (08/22/08 5:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	UGH, getting up at 7am to do the race is a real pain. I don't know if I'm going to function well today >_>
Katsuya		#556	[-]
Posts: 2089 (08/22/08 6:00 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ROUTE INFO: Teams must now make their way to 北京市. Post We are going to (City), (Country)! 1st Stella & Starr / Questionable Designers (Level 5) 2nd Max & May / Brother & Sister (Thingamajig) 3rd Caleb & Owen / Stepson & Father (maximillian) 4th Kelly & Heather / Friends (Nimberlane) 5th Jeff & Zoila / Boss & Maid (TimmyTAR) 6th Candy & DeJeMaul / Whore & Pimp (Crowlass) 7th Joey & Don / Business Partners (Funkey 01) 8th Parvati & Natalie / Friends (oh ehm gee) 9th Antoinette & Portia / Heiresses (smileyriley14)
TimmyTAR		#557	[-]
Posts: 613 (08/22/08 6:00 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Zoila: We're here! Oh, thank God! Jeff: Zoila, I told you that going shopping to buy a new uniform would cost us time. Zoila: But I look so hip! Jeff: Yeah, but the Race is starting now! Zoila: Oh, God! I got a headache.
Crowlass		#558	[-]
Posts: 1685 (08/22/08 6:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	We are going to Beijing, China
maximillian		#559	[-]
Posts: 1672 (08/22/08 6:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	We are going to Beijing, China! Owen: Ain't they havin' some sports event there, Dolce & Gabbana? Caleb: Olympics you mean? Owen: Sheesh yeah. Maybe we could just drop on in for some fun.
Level 5		#560	[-]
Posts: 2715 (08/22/08 6:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	We are going to Beijing, China! Starr: Oh my God, the clue's in some crazy other language! The producers are trying to freak me out already!

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