Just give them a shove over with your hip merkyl. Works for me. Of course, I've had to pay for the drywall repair a time or two. Stupid child bearing hips.
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People who fix their coffee in front of the coffee maker
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Posts: 4875 (08/20/08 7:45 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 21636 (08/20/08 7:46 AM) Registered user |
I refuse to drink office coffee. I saw that big dude pissing in the coffee pot on that show that one time. That's not an urban legend y'know.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 3784 (08/20/08 7:58 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Well, just wait in line, mister. First, I have to heat the cream in the microwave for fifteen seconds, then pour my coffee. I will generously take my sweetener
packets and stirrer and move away from the coffee area after that.
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TC |
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Posts: 1067 (08/20/08 8:10 AM) I Need A Clue
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Great. Your body will already be embalmed when the radiation kills you.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 30082 (08/20/08 8:13 AM) Sexy asshole |
mister dmb does this at home. coffee, cream, sugar, heat coffee in microwave. all at a snails pace.
i need my friggin coffee, move it. |
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unkle greggo |
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Posts: 2662 (08/20/08 8:17 AM) |
You could just have your coffee at home and not waste company time.
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QueenMalla |
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Posts: 1204 (08/20/08 9:41 AM) Registered user |
Making your cup in front of the machine is nothing compared to those losers who leave a couple of tablespoons of coffee in the bottom of the pot so they
don't have to make more. Also, if you take coffee, put some money in the kitty! Those of us who do pay are tired of subsidizing your habit.
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 7028 (08/20/08 9:44 AM) Registered User |
The way to ameliorate the situation is to move all the coffee fixins away from the coffee pot.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12095 (08/20/08 9:45 AM) |
Who the hell is Amelia and why would I trust her with the creamer?
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 23071 (08/20/08 9:50 AM) |
merkyl always has to complain about something
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Antithesys |
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Posts: 22748 (08/20/08 9:54 AM) Gadabout |
I don't even drink coffee, but when I get a soda I then spend a couple minutes standing in front of the coffee machine.
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unpretentious username |
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Posts: 18963 (08/20/08 9:55 AM) |
He is a bit raggy today ... If you had Tim Horton's down there you wouldn't have this problem.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 2680 (08/20/08 9:56 AM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Little does he know that the coffee machine is a super-secret GEOCACHE THINGIE!
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merkyl |
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Posts: 57124 (08/20/08 9:56 AM) Registered loser |
Did miss rampage accuse me of complaining?
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kinghouseplant |
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Posts: 4610 (08/20/08 9:56 AM) Registered user |
My coffee was great this morning and someone gave me a bic velocity gel 0.7 pen!
Today was a good day. /ice cube |
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 23072 (08/20/08 9:56 AM) |
why yes, yes I did
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unpretentious username |
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Posts: 18964 (08/20/08 10:18 AM) |
FIGHT FIGHT!
Goooooo Riceme! |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 20317 (08/20/08 11:20 AM) MESS member |
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TC |
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Posts: 1078 (08/20/08 11:28 AM) I Need A Clue
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I hate gel pens. They never work when you need them.
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Screerider |
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Posts: 22522 (08/20/08 11:30 AM) Registered user |
But I brew the coffee so that it drips right into my waiting cup (already sugared and creamed). Then I quickly do-si-do the coffee pot in when it's full.
Anyone who complains, I think "Fuck you! I made you coffee!" |
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