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 TravelRachel |
NY Post Blind Item re: rape |
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Posts: 2248 (08/18/08 12:11 PM) Registered user |
WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut . Rape? WTF? I will guess: Christian Bale (even though I hope it isn't him) |
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Posts: 7707 (08/18/08 12:13 PM) Registered user |
Well, Tom Cruise IS in Tropic Thunder...
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 11996 (08/18/08 12:13 PM) |
Can't be Bale. He'd have had to pay more than $500K. My money's on Ed Norton.
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Posts: 9588 (08/18/08 12:17 PM) Guttersnipe |
nah, not norton
james franco or jason statham. (although i think statham is hothothot) |
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Posts: 12703 (08/18/08 12:18 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
Downey Jr has previous experience sneaking into homes.
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Posts: 12538 (08/18/08 12:18 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
cahd this is easy. :eye roll:
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 1805 (08/18/08 12:18 PM) Gay Canookian |
I was going to say Jack Black, but the article specified "heartthrob"
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5521 (08/18/08 12:20 PM) Registered User |
Don't let it be Franco... gawd he's hot.
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Posts: 450 (08/18/08 12:22 PM) |
Robert Downey 100% closeted homosexual
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hossc |
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Posts: 17822 (08/18/08 12:27 PM) Registered User |
The Rock.
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Panico |
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Posts: 5 (08/18/08 12:31 PM) |
:PANIC:
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EmmaPeel |
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Posts: 1875 (08/18/08 12:31 PM) |
It's not Bale.
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PatadyBag |
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Posts: 5406 (08/18/08 12:33 PM) Registered user |
Correct answer: John Goodman
"hunk": like how one might say "a hunk of ham" "summer movie": Speed Racer "heartthrob": b/c the ex's apartment was on the 3rd floor of a building w/o an elevator "ended up in the hospital": how could you NOT end up in the hospital after being raped by John Goodman? |
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Posts: 7708 (08/18/08 12:36 PM) Registered user |
The lovely Emma is right.
Bale just beats his relatives. No; its not Shia Lebeouf, either. But it will be... |
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 32623 (08/18/08 12:50 PM) Registered user |
Is Matthew McConaghey in anything this summer?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 11997 (08/18/08 12:54 PM) |
He's in Tropic Thunder. I was thinking of him too.
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PatadyBag |
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Posts: 5409 (08/18/08 12:54 PM) Registered user |
I feel like the only thing McConaughey could get violent on is a bag of Doritos.
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 12542 (08/18/08 12:54 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
franco recently moved to new york to attend grad school. ;-) and he's in the pineapple express and he just finished filming milk where he got cozy with
sean penn. ;-)
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 4827 (08/18/08 12:56 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Was it Heath?
Just another victim of the Batman curse I guess. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 57027 (08/18/08 12:57 PM) Registered loser |
Nothing worse than being raped by a dead guy.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 11998 (08/18/08 12:57 PM) |
I WAS ONLY SLEEPWALKING.
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