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GETYOURPEANUTS |
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You have the handwriting of a serial killer.
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amikino |
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No, I can do anything. Except snakes, I don't have the counter space.
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Ogakorbutt |
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Ouiser: I am not a bitch! I've just been in a very bad mood for the last 40 years.
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2ManyAndersons |
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KILL REX, KILL! BITE HIM IN THE BALLS!
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CatNamedRudy |
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Ouiser: The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.
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yofox02 |
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"There is no such thing as natural beauty".
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Podunk Town |
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Clairee: The older you get, the siller you get.
Ouiser: Yeah, well the older you get, the uglier you get. Ouiser: You are too twisted for color TV. Ouiser: I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a bitch before I could help myself. Clairee: Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life. Ouiser: Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hoppin'. Clairee: All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve. Clairee: Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me! Ouiser: You are evil, and you must be destroyed. I can go on and on and on. I love this movie. My favorite scene in the movie is when Ouiser first meets Annelle and starts grilling her. "Are you married or are you not? These are not difficult questions." |
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Klazzy |
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Drum: Ouiser, you look like hammered shit.
Ouiser: Don't you talk to me like that! Drum: l'm sorry. You look like regular shit. ... |
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drinkinghotchocolate |
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Darryl Hannah and Olympia Dukakis were the only good things about that movie
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CatNamedRudy |
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drinkinghotchocolate wrote: Shirley MacLaine and Tom Skerritt were fucking hysterical in it.
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UnemployedSpaceBum |
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Shelby: Remember what Daddy always says - an ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure!
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Comrade Jerrifan |
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Podunk Town wrote: They stole that from Alice Roosevelt, which makes me hate this movie even more. The men were portrayed as being so dopey and useless. |
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Ogakorbutt |
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Pink is my signature color!
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