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Posts: 3827 (08/06/08 5:44 PM) Registered User |
Our Lord is currently on a holy crusade to spread the word of Jonatheism. Maine this week, then he heads to Greece.
Let us pray that his true teachings reach the hearts of those he preaches to. Can I get an AMEN?! |
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Toddomination |
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Posts: 97 (08/07/08 12:18 AM) |
Amen!
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 84 (08/07/08 11:24 AM) Registered user |
Amen!
Maybe it will be cooler in Greece than it is here. Yikes! Johnathan, what are you thinking with the heat? *slaps self* must not criticize. Dear Lord Johnathan, Please send slightly cooler weather this way. Though the heat was kinda good for drying the floodwaters from earlier this spring. We're just never happy here, Lord. Please, make us happy. Amen. |
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 WylDawg |
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Posts: 15952 (08/07/08 11:59 AM) Registered user |
I'm going to meet a shitload of Survivor people this November!
......none which include our Lord and Savior 
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craig |
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Posts: 13659 (08/07/08 12:05 PM) Registered User |
Do you know that through Myspace, or have a more personal connection to Penner? |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 3834 (08/07/08 12:34 PM) Registered User |
craig wrote: Someone has arrived at the party VERY late. |
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 529 (08/07/08 3:26 PM) Registered User |
Dear Jonathan, before you decide to go try to convert Plato over in Greece, would you please speak healing words and cure me of the cold that has hit three
days before I'm supposed to sing the Mozart 'Great Mass'? It's tough enough without having to fight laryngitis.
btw, how's the knee? |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 15958 (08/07/08 5:38 PM) Registered user |
Conveniant that Jonathan would go to Greece. I mean, that's where all the roman Gods are.
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JonathanPDisciple |
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Posts: 56 (08/07/08 5:59 PM) |
How fitting
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finishthemoff |
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Posts: 9343 (08/07/08 9:31 PM) Registered user |
and that is the beginning of New Testament.
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limnThief |
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Posts: 131 (08/09/08 4:04 AM) |
Jonathan <3
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PanamanianDevil |
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Posts: 524 (08/10/08 3:42 PM) |
Jonathan <3
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LuteinSa |
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Posts: 52 (08/11/08 6:49 PM) |
Jonathan Christ worship
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JonathanPDisciple |
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Posts: 64 (08/13/08 4:30 AM) |
Daily prayer to our lord
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Octogonal |
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Posts: 57 (08/14/08 5:27 AM) |
Jonathan <3
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 3187 (08/14/08 6:12 AM) |
This is nothing without PagongSchlong, Wyldawg and Riliss.
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 530 (08/14/08 1:47 PM) Registered User |
Yeah, MP, but think of it this way....even our Apostles have to take a sabbatical. I'm sure they're off having their own spiritual retreat.
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 15999 (08/14/08 3:24 PM) Registered user |
I'm still very much here. i just lost a little bit of faith when I learned I wasn't going to meet our Lord and Savior. And add to that the fact that he
will not respond to on myspace.
It's like knowing there is a God but you'll never get to see or communicate with him. Actually that DOES sound like God.... |
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 531 (08/14/08 4:10 PM) Registered User |
The problem with Our Lord, Apostle WylDawg, is that He is a technodoofus. Unless he has someone respond for him on the myspace page, my understanding is you
will not get a response. I think that's okay because *I* am a technodoofus and cannot understand the Gates of Hell myself.
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 3846 (08/14/08 9:12 PM) Registered User |
Mister Plum wrote: Thank you, but remember the words found at 1 Corinthians 3:6:
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