1. People can water ski in leather jackets and no one comments about it.
2. Even though dads are stupid, fat, and have crappy jobs, they stayed married to the hot wife.
3. After the 1960's nobody sat around the house smoking cigarettes.
4. You can always find a convenient parking spot if you're on a case.
5. When you get a motorized scooter, you just do doughnuts on your living room carpet as everybody watches, instead of using it to get around.
6. The totally cool kids at high school always have some dweeb as a friend.
7. I can wake up and see a stranger in a king's outfit and not call the police.
8. If zit medicine worked for a celebrity then it has to work for me.
9. If I buy a phone from Verizon, I'll suddenly be followed by hundreds of people.
10. Even though you are a famous bandleader and movie star, you still have to rent an apartment with one bedroom.
2. Even though dads are stupid, fat, and have crappy jobs, they stayed married to the hot wife.
3. After the 1960's nobody sat around the house smoking cigarettes.
4. You can always find a convenient parking spot if you're on a case.
5. When you get a motorized scooter, you just do doughnuts on your living room carpet as everybody watches, instead of using it to get around.
6. The totally cool kids at high school always have some dweeb as a friend.
7. I can wake up and see a stranger in a king's outfit and not call the police.
8. If zit medicine worked for a celebrity then it has to work for me.
9. If I buy a phone from Verizon, I'll suddenly be followed by hundreds of people.
10. Even though you are a famous bandleader and movie star, you still have to rent an apartment with one bedroom.
