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Favorite Disney Sing-a-long? (FYI, their movies still suck -- ALL OF THEM)
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Posts: 14202 (07/26/08 7:29 PM) super badass |
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Shorty |
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Posts: 2433 (07/26/08 8:48 PM) Registered user |
Your posts say no but your ears say yes.
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Shorty |
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Posts: 2434 (07/26/08 8:52 PM) Registered user |
Disney goes hermaphrodite!!
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10960 (07/26/08 8:57 PM) |
Eurytol wrote: � Best.Disney.Film.EVAH.Rob?� That's such an ugly word, we never rob.� We just...borrow from those that can afford it. |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 14208 (07/26/08 8:58 PM) super badass |
STOP WITH THE FUCKING YOOTOOBS!
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10961 (07/26/08 8:59 PM) |
Hamdingers wrote: � LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN! |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 14209 (07/26/08 9:01 PM) super badass |
PLEASE doan throw me in no briar patch!
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10963 (07/26/08 9:04 PM) |
Has anybody actually WATCHED Song of the South recently? Holy Fuck. Brer Rabbit really is as bad as Jar Jar fucking Binks.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 2370 (07/26/08 9:07 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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We are NOT talking about Disney movies here.� I HATE Disney movies.
The music is borderline acceptable, though. Has anybody actually WATCHED Song of the South recently? Holy Fuck. Brer Rabbit really is as bad as Jar Jar fucking Binks.:: quote-skips squashy while quoting the post directly in front AND I'm getting ready to do another youtube video :: (for Hammy) |
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Bawdy Madge |
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Posts: 244 (07/26/08 9:12 PM) |
Walt Disney liked to whistle Hi Ho whilst Ole Madge slobbered on his Doolicker. Oncet I was done bone lipping, Walt would segue into You Can Fly, You Can Fly
and flap my mingy meat drapes like we was about to take off.
Ole Madge would just Bludgeon his Beefsteak during the chorus. |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 2371 (07/26/08 9:13 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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That's just gross.
EMO-DISNEY: |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10965 (07/26/08 9:15 PM) |
Robin Hood doesn't count as a Disney movie. It was the first one after Walt basically stopped paying attention. Ken Anderson originally wanted to do Renald
the Fox. It's still the only major Disney flick with only anthropomorphic animals and no human characters.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 2372 (07/26/08 9:18 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Yeah, I think I made fun of that movie, too.
I'm going to see if TexasBlues emailed me the post I made about it... If she did I'll post it and make you pissed off. One sec!! |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 2373 (07/26/08 9:33 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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I think the beginning got caught off, but read this and TRY to refute it. Really.
Just try.
-------------- He fucking sucked his THUMB. Allusions of blowjob, much, Disney? You think it's a coincidence that Prince John's partner in crime was a SNAKE? And at the tourney he had to "free him" from a basket? He even slept in the same room as him. Way to go, Disney! (Check out Prince John's bling-bling and fancy robe, no straight man would wear all that shit). 
Mmmmthexinessmmmm The whole premise of Robin Hood BLOWS for kids. Do a google search for "blows" and this movie will assuredly pop up within the first couple pages. "Steal from the rich and give to the poor?" What a bunch of liberal bullshit. Someone needs to kick the soapbox from underneath Disney's feebled legs, it's worse than yellow journalism. Hey! Let's make a biased movie and turn kids into hippie, pot-smoking rebels! This movie was made in 1973. Quelle surprise. Anyway, they portray Robin Hood as a sympathetic figure, although riddle me this. If you knew of an armed man living in the woods with a bunch of "merry men" (lots of token gay characters in this one) who would steal from those who passed through his woods... Would you be thrilled? No! You would assume that the crazed reclused loon is the next Unabomber.
His going around in costume does not impress me, either. The one good thing about kids is that they usually don't hide behind masks, they say what they will and you damn well better like it. They'll learn all about putting on a front when they enter junior high, until then, leave them the fuck alone, Disney. My main irk is that he shows children that conniving behavior is acceptable so long as it's for a good cause. Who's to be the judge of what the cause is? Disney is teaching children how to justify and rationalize their inherently wrong actions. I like how the "kids" end up trespassing. If you're stupid enough to lose an arrow, a baseball, a kidney, in someone's yard (or bathtub) you need to get the fuck over it. It can be replaced. You were stupid enough to get it there in the first place, learn your lesson and move on. Does Disney hold these little kids accountable for their actions? No! The kids are rewarded by being graced with the presence of that slutty Maid Marion (way to make out with Robin Hood in the dark with his "merry men" surrounding him, whore) and her companion (that fat chick that's comic relief because all fat peope are jolly). I bet after watching this movie kids will intentionally throw baseballs into yards and "retrieve" them hoping that some "foxy" lady will appear in medieval garb and flirt passively with 'em. 'Gads this movie blows.
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07/26/08 9:35 PM.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10967 (07/26/08 9:37 PM) |
The whole thing completely supports the idea that it's the rare decent Disney film. FUCK those stupid fucking 'message' Disney films. This film is
about kicking ass and fucking the hot rich chick. PERIOD.
(there's no 'merry men' in this film, btw. You're confusing it with the other Robin Hood mythology. There's just Rob and his wing man.)
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07/26/08 9:39 PM.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 2375 (07/26/08 9:41 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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There is no rare decent Disney film.
They ALWAYS have messages. ALWAYS. My main irk is that he shows children that conniving behavior is acceptable so long as it's for a good cause |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10968 (07/26/08 9:42 PM) |
But it's half-assed message at best. It's about humiliating idiots (Prince John), theivery, and fucking the hot Fox.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 2376 (07/26/08 9:44 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Yay! Let's celebrate people running around aimlessly in the woods and stealing shit from people! Oh, I'm sorry. Stealing shit and giving to the
"poor". Who gets to decide who the fuck the poor are, anyway? You steal from me, I say I just became a little bit poorer.
Fuckers. |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10969 (07/26/08 9:46 PM) |
But it's not about that. Robin and little John, in the whole film, give...what? A couple of coins to a rabbit? It's about STEALING GOLD and FUCKING HOT
MAIDENS.
I support this. |
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Shorty |
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Posts: 2436 (07/26/08 9:46 PM) Registered user |
The message of all Disney films: your kids will love our characters so much they'll drive you nuts until you take them to Disneyworld and spend every last
dime on all the DVDs and merchandise. Your money will flash before your eyes.
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