porpae wrote:
OuijaBroad wrote:
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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porpae wrote:
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bumpage |
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sawsuage |
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Poor Amy.
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chapera rocks |
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Apparently this guy doesn't know about how evolution works.
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OuijaBroad |
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THAT IS SO RUDE. GAH. I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU.
Besides, who could not be infatuated with you after hearing about you getting picked on at the bar? I'm only human. |
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star jumper |
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OuijaBroad wrote:
Oh snap! |
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thumbalenae |
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Ouija!!! OMG! you just made LOL!!!!!!!!!!!1
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rolandofthewhite |
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OuijaBroad |
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Clearly, Weems has known about her alien status for awhile now. His lack of shock and disbelief at the facts I have laid out before you all is a dead giveaway.
Hell -- maybe he WANTS a 1/2 alien baby. Question is, is he doing this on his own, or has he been brainwashed by "Amy" ?? |
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Gnarl24 |
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I can't stop laughing at the Amy picture! That's priceless!
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sadllama |
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I think we'll know for sure if when her race invades earth they only kill the blacks and mexicans and let the white people live.
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pussycow |
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OuijaBroad wrote:
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bubblemuffin |
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Dr Mitchell, along with with Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard, holds the record for the longest ever moon walk, at nine hours and 17 minutes following their 1971 mission. Who the fuck can moonwalk for 9 hours? |
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bubblemuffin |
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But WHY?
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OuijaBroad |
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JEALOUS ?? I give you IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Amy is a slack jawed extraterrestrial, and all you can come back with is JEALOUSY ? Come on now. Before I knew the truth, I was fully supportive of you and Amy. I even offered to be a bride's maid at the wedding which I will now refuse to attend for moral reasons. You better brush up on your acting, because your "I didn't know Amy's vagina is nothing more than a receptical for my human seed" act is wearing thin. To think I used to like you. YOU!!! Betrayer of the human race. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Time to move on weems. I think Ouija is smitten, and she has a better aura anyway.
:lights hope candle |
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MouthbreathingDemonPiglet |
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Dear Doctor Weems,
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. A pretty woman makes her husband look small, and very often causes his downfall. As soon as he marries her then she starts to do the things that will break his heart. But if you make an ugly woman your wife, you'll be happy for the rest of your life. An ugly woman cooks meals on time, and she'll always give you peace of mind. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. Sicerely, MbDP |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Word my brothah.
Weems needs to take the standards down a notch or it's a future timeshare in Bachelor Del Boca Vista for him. |
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merkyl |
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I agree too.
How YOU doin'? |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Not too bad stud. Don't let that female pattern baldness scare you off btw.
I've been on Rogaine for like 3 months now and I sense the payoff any day now. :toothy smile |
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