In a rare move, a New Plymouth Judge has forced a nine-year-old's
parents to change her name.The lawyer for the girl, originally called Talula Does The Hula From
Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt temporarily placed the girl in the
Hawaii, told the judge she was so embarrassed by her name she refused
to reveal it to friends. Her lawyer said she feared being mocked and
teased.
court's guardianship in February while a new name was picked. In his
ruling, Judge Murfitt said the name made a fool of the girl, setting
her up with an unnecessary social disability and a predispostion to anal sex.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 56389 (07/24/08 8:02 AM) Registered loser |
Fucking hippies.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 13077 (07/24/08 8:03 AM) Registered user |
Her new name is "Talula Blows Sailors For Pocket Change".
She should have thought this through. |
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Posts: 10833 (07/24/08 8:03 AM) |
WE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. LEAVE MY WIFE, LEOTARDIA ON THE BLOCK WITH DIAMONDS, AND I ALONE!
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Posts: 862 (07/24/08 8:04 AM) Lost soul |
But does she sell seashells by the seashore?
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merkyl |
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Posts: 56390 (07/24/08 8:04 AM) Registered loser |
Her new name is "Talula Blows Sailors For Pocket Change". I heard that was Eury's original name. (apologies in advance to Yuku legal) |
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Posts: 2509 (07/24/08 8:06 AM) Registered user |
TOU! TOU! You posted her last name!
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Driv |
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Posts: 3068 (07/24/08 8:08 AM) Registered user |
this thread makes me miss pie
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r |
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There are starving kids in africa that would let me call them mamamubo plays the bongos in the congo for a bowl of rice
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Posts: 10834 (07/24/08 8:12 AM) |
That's SOLICITATION!
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Posts: 35258 (07/24/08 8:25 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
r wrote: Why not give them a REAL meal? I'm pretty sure they are tired of rice. |
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Posts: 56392 (07/24/08 8:27 AM) Registered loser |
They can have more than rice when they get a job.
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Posts: 35259 (07/24/08 8:31 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
So them them one, merkyl.
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Posts: 10835 (07/24/08 8:32 AM) |
Yeah, Merk. Them them one.
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Posts: 35260 (07/24/08 8:34 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
: D
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 24327 (07/24/08 9:39 AM) Registered User |
Kudos to the judge in this case. Not that I think parents shouldn't be able to name their kids, but come ON!
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Posts: 3745 (07/24/08 11:28 AM) Registered User |
Hamdingers wrote: |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 8313 (07/24/08 8:59 PM) Registered user |
Me thinketh the Kiwis are trying to one-up us in the Crap Kid Name Department.
The article I read also mentioned kids named Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence. (Not Talula's sibs, thank God) Ways of conception, perhaps? |
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Posts: 2386 (07/24/08 9:00 PM) Registered user |
Of course, there's always Penn Gillette's kid...Moxie CrimeFighter.
And on a lesser note, I went to high school with a chick named Paris France. She was a cheerleader bitch. |
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Posts: 10390 (07/24/08 9:04 PM) Registered User |
Toppie Smellie. 'Nuf said.
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Posts: 6994 (07/24/08 9:07 PM) Registered User |
NiceToAnimals wrote: Yeah, but wasn't that her married name? She could have kept her maiden name. |
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