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Angie and Memphis are preparing for their epic battle wearing tinfoil armor. Memphis has tinful wristlets and a tinfoil mask. He asks if anyone can make him a tinfoil breastplate. When he put the mask on, he goes, OW, I cut my eyeball. He warns everyone to be careful of that. Then does the Gladiator pose, yelling, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!"

Angie is building a spear that looks pretty lethal looking. "I am Sparta!" she shouts. Steven's built a floppy looking sword. "What can I use to make it hard?" Angie laughs, "Well, Steven..." He laughs, getting the...um..point. She's also got a shield made. Memphis says to her, "You're good at origami aren't you?" Angie: "Oh, my god!"

Memphis walks in on Keesha and Renny in the spa room wearing his tinfoil mask. His weapon looks more like a hatchet. Keesha says, "You look like Chicken George." Steven decides to make his floppy sword into a dagger.

Cut to Libra bitching: "My body is shutting down. Will they be happy when I can't move or nothing. Some people's bodies doesn't agree with slop, so they are just screwed."

Thankfully, we're back in the backyard where the tinfoil warriors are still gearing up for battle. Angie's waiting on her helmet. She puts it on and Steven says, "You look like freaking Hellraiser."

The battle begins. Angie sheild falls apart as soon as she tries to put it on her arm. Steven is drumming the patio floor with a roll of saran wrap. More cries of "Are you not entertained!" and "Xenia!" and "Sparta!" as Memphis and Angie circle each other. Steven goes, "They've gone crazy. They've gone Lord of the Flies on our ass."

Eventually Steven gets a Saran wrap mask (which he has a hard time breathing through) and a cup hat on. He joins Angie and tells her she's her trusty sidekick. Then later he chases Dan all through the house yelling YAAAAAAAAAAH! Dan tried to defend himself with glass cleaner. He runs outside and says, "Freeze, I've got 409!" Without missing a beat, Angie says, "Because the world is not ready for 410 yet."

Steven refused to go into the hot tub naked unless one of the girls went in topless. The girls nominated Michelle, who wasn't out there at the time. While they were waiting for Michelle to appear, Steven did the slip n slide a couple of times, then hit the shower, shrieking from the cold water, and jumped into the hot tub. When he hit the water, it splashed April and Libra. Libra was not amused. When Michelle appeared, she refused to go topless saying the girls with the biggest boobs should go topless.

Nevertheless, while Michelle was sitting there, her nipple popped out of her top. TBG attempted suicide.

No game talk going on, just hamsters chilling it this evening.

Memphis outside playing pool with Libra and talking game. Tells her he still wants Dan and Jerry out. Says that Dan is like a fly on the wall and that he just can't stand Jerry. He says he's liking Renny more and he wouldn't mind her being in the jury house, but he doesn't want Jerry to get in there. Libra is going, yeah, yeah, right, right. Memphis saying they have the numbers to influence how everybody else votes.

Libra says that at this point it's pretty much luck, but when it gets down to seven people or so, it will be game on. Jerry comes outside and breaks up their game talk.

Meanwhile inside the house, Michelle is brushing her hair in the bathroom. She tells Jesse that Marcia used to brush her 200 times on each side. Marcia who? Jesse asks. Marcia Brady, says Michelle. She's mad at Angie for asking her if she was mad that the fucking alien didn't come to her. Michelle is telling Jesse she is just sick of Angie prancing around the house with the guys. Then she lets Jesse examine her scars on her knees. Jesse tells her she has sideburns and they're kind of sexy. Ooo, she really does!