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Yes. Let's deconstruct my every word and every activity, shall we?

1) I am working at my computer. I have the TV on as background noise.
2) I finish a task, and before starting another, I flip through a couple channels (701, 702, and 703) and notice Titanic is on in HD and 5.1 surround on channel 703 so I stop flipping. It's the part where the boat sinks and the poor people die, so I leave it on, as that's the only part of the movie worth watching. But I go back to working because the true carnage is still a few minutes away - at least it should be just a few minutes.
3) While working, I realize, "Hey... that's not carnage. They're showing a lot of commercials. And look at that - they're bragging that they have more movie, less commercials."
4) I feel like procrastinating, so I post on OT.
5) Mission accomplished - I bitch, people respond, I'm entertained.
6) I finish watching the poor people die, laugh, turn off the TV before that Canadian chick starts singing about her heart, finish my work, and come back to OT. Somebody is vexed, so I post this.
7) Now I'm going to bed. I will sleep for approximately 6.5 hours; then I will get up, shower, have some breakfast, and go to the office. You do know what the office is, don't you? Hint: It's not just a TV show.