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Posts: 1738 (07/15/08 10:52 AM) |
You are the only one confused.
But that's because you haven't touched a woman since pushing your mother down the stairs in 1914. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8244 (07/15/08 9:28 PM) Registered User |
I told you it was an accident.
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 8207 (07/17/08 3:09 AM) Registered User |
Suity! Look at what Cousin Ollie said in the Shear Genius thread:
Don't tell anyone, but I'm warming up to Rene Fris.  Let's all point at him and laugh!
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1743 (07/17/08 6:53 AM) |
That's not as embarrassing as SuitSnob owning six copies of each of Wes's "educational" books.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8250 (07/17/08 10:48 AM) Registered User |
OK, who is Rene Fris?
And Miss Alley...did you know that Coffee Tea or Me and The Happy Hooker are NOT "educational" and are not intended as bedtime stories for your kids? |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1746 (07/17/08 10:51 AM) |
Clearly my reading material is too haute couture for the member of hoi polloi like you. Here's what I am reading now:
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8254 (07/17/08 10:10 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley:
Watching this gave me a warm feeling in my heart from thinking of you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH6f_uP-dKo&feature=related PS: Be sure to remove all underage prostitutes fromt he room before watching! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1748 (07/18/08 6:54 AM) |
I can't imagine why. I'm more of a Johnny Bravo groupie myself.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8256 (07/18/08 10:41 AM) Registered User |
My favorite line was "When you were born, you had to come out yo momma's ass because her pussy was too busy" |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1750 (07/18/08 10:50 AM) |
Sigh. Projecting your own mother on me again, I see. Back at square one, back to the drawing board, zzzzz...
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8258 (07/19/08 12:59 AM) Registered User |
What can I say...you've seen one whore, you've seen 'em all.
I am off to watch A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa now... |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1753 (07/19/08 2:09 AM) |
Good for you. That will be a step up for you after the lifeless milquetoast Wes Moss and the Jabba the Hut wannabe Derek Atreta.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8262 (07/19/08 2:52 AM) Registered User |
Better than being you and trying to fuck a Mormon boy through his Magic Garment/ Chastity Belt.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1754 (07/19/08 4:24 AM) |
Archie = pretty.
You = never. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8263 (07/19/08 11:04 AM) Registered User |
It doesn't matter how pretty the gift is, if it comes wrapped in THIS:
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1759 (07/21/08 7:23 AM) |
Oh please. Archie is clearly a boxer-briefs person.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8273 (07/21/08 11:42 AM) Registered User |
Yeah...but he still wears them OVER The Garment.
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 8217 (07/21/08 2:57 PM) Registered User |
Archuleta wore his pre-approved Mormonic undies for the Guitar Hero commercial.�� David Cook wasn't afraid to wear tighty whities:
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1761 (07/21/08 4:47 PM) |
That's because David Cook wants desperately to be Tom Cruise.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8277 (07/21/08 8:03 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: No...Archuleta does. That is why he is using his cult "religion" to hide his latant, blatant homosexuality. |
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