Sorry..are being a disgusting whore and having lots of lovers mutually exclusive?
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I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum
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Posts: 8259 (07/19/08 1:01 AM) Registered User |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1752 (07/19/08 2:08 AM) |
Why do I get this creepy feeling that you are happily touching yourself inappropriately while you are composing your responses to me?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8261 (07/19/08 2:51 AM) Registered User |
Does dressing up as you and teasing the hair on my wig count?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1755 (07/19/08 4:27 AM) |
I am starting to understand how Cher feels.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8264 (07/19/08 11:06 AM) Registered User |
I can imagine, what with all the plastic surgery you've had. By the way, did your labia tuck hurt as bad as the faclift they did to the skin on your ass?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1756 (07/19/08 7:10 PM) |
At least they work, unlike your attempts to treat your lifelong afflictions of erectile dysfunction, acne, halitosis,
and body odor.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8265 (07/19/08 9:27 PM) Registered User |
Wow...your tongue really forgets nothing.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1757 (07/19/08 10:19 PM) |
Sigh.
I'm going somewhere else to play. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8267 (07/19/08 11:19 PM) Registered User |
I hear what you do is legal in Nevada.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1758 (07/20/08 4:04 AM) |
Yawn.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8268 (07/20/08 10:40 AM) Registered User |
Oh, who the hell is that? You've got me watching NCIS now just because of Michael Weatherly...I even saw a promo of him wearing a three-piece suit! You
are like a Beefcake Pusher.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1760 (07/21/08 7:25 AM) |
I only push because I feel sorry for your deplorable tastes in men.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8274 (07/21/08 11:48 AM) Registered User |
Not everyone has tasted as many men as you have.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1763 (07/21/08 4:51 PM) |
But you desperately wish that you have.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8278 (07/21/08 8:05 PM) Registered User |
No...I'd hate to be you and have had all my taste buds worn down. Of course, I am sure your clients love the Herpes callouses in your oral area-I hear
they are great for extra texture.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1765 (07/22/08 6:09 AM) |
Talk about a broken record, SuitSnob is back once again blabbering about my beautiful body and luscious sex life.
Here, stare at these, Suity, and behave. 
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8280 (07/22/08 10:47 AM) Registered User |
I don't know...he doesn't do that much for me...maybe it's because I was lusting after Christian Bale and Aaron Eckhart in The Dark Knight
yesterday and I am a bit spoiled.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1767 (07/22/08 10:59 AM) |
I met Aaron Eckhart once at a party when he was still a nobody/Neil LaBute's bitch and that man is a disgusting slobbering asshole. You can keep him.
Christian Bale on the other hand, is hot, especially when he lets his facial hair grow... |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8282 (07/22/08 8:52 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Did he beat you like he beat his mother and sister? |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1768 (07/23/08 7:41 AM) |
No, but he no doubt beat himself off that night due to sexual frustration after being rejected by moi. I do have that effect on men, you know.
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