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Posts: 8254 (07/17/08 10:10 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley:
Watching this gave me a warm feeling in my heart from thinking of you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH6f_uP-dKo&feature=related PS: Be sure to remove all underage prostitutes fromt he room before watching! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1748 (07/18/08 6:54 AM) |
I can't imagine why. I'm more of a Johnny Bravo groupie myself.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8256 (07/18/08 10:41 AM) Registered User |
My favorite line was "When you were born, you had to come out yo momma's ass because her pussy was too busy" |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1750 (07/18/08 10:50 AM) |
Sigh. Projecting your own mother on me again, I see. Back at square one, back to the drawing board, zzzzz...
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8258 (07/19/08 12:59 AM) Registered User |
What can I say...you've seen one whore, you've seen 'em all.
I am off to watch A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa now... |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1753 (07/19/08 2:09 AM) |
Good for you. That will be a step up for you after the lifeless milquetoast Wes Moss and the Jabba the Hut wannabe Derek Atreta.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8262 (07/19/08 2:52 AM) Registered User |
Better than being you and trying to fuck a Mormon boy through his Magic Garment/ Chastity Belt.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1754 (07/19/08 4:24 AM) |
Archie = pretty.
You = never. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8263 (07/19/08 11:04 AM) Registered User |
It doesn't matter how pretty the gift is, if it comes wrapped in THIS:
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1759 (07/21/08 7:23 AM) |
Oh please. Archie is clearly a boxer-briefs person.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8273 (07/21/08 11:42 AM) Registered User |
Yeah...but he still wears them OVER The Garment.
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 8217 (07/21/08 2:57 PM) Registered User |
Archuleta wore his pre-approved Mormonic undies for the Guitar Hero commercial.�� David Cook wasn't afraid to wear tighty whities:
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1761 (07/21/08 4:47 PM) |
That's because David Cook wants desperately to be Tom Cruise.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8277 (07/21/08 8:03 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: No...Archuleta does. That is why he is using his cult "religion" to hide his latant, blatant homosexuality. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1764 (07/22/08 6:00 AM) |
How can something be latent as well as blatant?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8279 (07/22/08 10:44 AM) Registered User |
How can you be a whore as well as a slut?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1766 (07/22/08 10:56 AM) |
Judging from your response, I take it you have no idea what "latent" means...
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8281 (07/22/08 8:51 PM) Registered User |
Sure I do:
Miss Alley is a blatant slut, though her herpes are latent now. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1769 (07/23/08 7:43 AM) |
You say that as if it's such a bad thing. Your own herpes is in full bloom every day of the year.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8288 (07/23/08 10:46 AM) Registered User |
Yes, but I take great care to coordinate the sores to my pocket square and tie.
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