Why do oldbies always smell like week old rotting corpses?????????????????? WHY?
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SirPaulMuaddib |
Why do old people smell? |
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Why do oldbies always smell like week old rotting corpses?????????????????? WHY? |
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merkyl |
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Most of their internal organs are dead.
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Hamdingers |
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Because they ARE rotting corpses. Duh.
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HugItOut |
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Depends.
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bluesboi |
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Moth Balls
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Shag |
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Because they poop themselves LOL x infinity
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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I past by this 200 year old man this morning, and he smelled like a body that was accidently left out of the morgue cooler for a week.
blech. |
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Shag |
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Poor diet, insufficient help with bathing and daily activities, and many medications can cause body odor. The elderly are naturally going to suffer since they
frequently have those issues.
And they poop themselves. |
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RoMa |
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Were you at a concert?
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Apprentice Talker |
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Old people smell oil from his/her white hair.
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Lovelway |
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So blind people can hate them too!
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arcticjim68 |
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One of my alltime favorite SNL fake commercials was the "Oops I crapped my pants" skit. When the old dude on the tennis court says, "I'm
crapping my pants right now" I always crack up.
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merkyl |
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Yup, that is one of the best ones, along with Bad Idea Jeans.
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Shag |
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It holds up to one gallon of dung!!!
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zippityboomboom |
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HugItOut wrote: |
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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It is the food they eat. If you eat a lot of cooked food, your body stores most of it as toxins, in your joints and fatty tissue. As you get older, the toxic load really builds up. Also, the intestines get packed up with about 39 pounds of dead fecal matter, that just gets thicker and thicker. Couple that with a lack of exercise, and Voila, the smell of "Old People". It will happen to you, too. Unless of course, you start eating living food, like people used to, in the good old days. You can find out more on this at (living-foods.com). Getting old, is a matter of habits, not age. The smell often associated with old people is caused by palmitoleic acid. It is the acid itself that causes the smell. Everyone's skin produces it, but it increases greatly with age. A person in their 70s produces 10 times more than a person in their 40s. Some people have it worse than others. |
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SmrtAss |
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I was walking with a fellow of 87 years who was very hard of hearing. I guess he couldn't hear himself FARTING the whole time, but I sure could.
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MsIzzy |
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And WHY do they wear the most hideous smelling perfume ever made? WHY? I have an old person in my house RIGHT NOW and I swear to fucking gawd this perfume is
going to drive me to insanity. And it won't go away! It is the longest lasting shit ever. :cuts
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youfist |
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39 pounds of dead poo??
I would like to see the 'Senior' edition of 2 girls one cup They would need that little Jap who wins all the hot dog eataing contests for that episode. |
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nomellons |
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My Dad seems to have a lingering cigar odor that follows him around everywhere. He stopped smoking cigars in 85. It is very odd.
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Carboys Desire |
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SmrtAss wrote: OMG, my mother in law used to do that before she passed away. Once we were in the elevator at a mall and she let one out thinking no one could hear it because she couldn't. |
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