Do you find yourself spending more than 6 hours a day visiting multiple message boards and keeping tabs on the latest developments at each one?
Do you get very upset when server problems or updates prevent you from getting into a board? So upset, in fact, that you continuously visit every 5 minutes to see if it came back online?
Do you constantly hit your browser's refresh button to see the latest responses to posts?
Do you find it neccessary to make your presence felt at each board or forum you visit by posting there on a regular basis?
Do you catch yourself thinking about particular message boards, forums or posters during your time offline such as when you're eating dinner with the family, taking a shower or having sex?
Do you find yourself caring about what happens to other posters if you don't see them post for more than a few days?
Do you find it important to be accepted by a certain clique or gang of posters who are popular?
When board drama flares up do you feel compelled to insert yourself into that drama even if it doesn't concern you?
Do you have more message board friends than real flesh-and-blood friends?
Did you ever wake up and remember having a vivid dream about certain posters or boards?
Do you find yourself delaying or not doing important things such as work or caring for your family to spend more time on message boards?
Do you find yourself sucking up to total strangers, such as board administrators or popular posters, in order to be liked even though you would probably never give them the time of day in real life?
Do you find that your board life is much better than your real life?
Do you find yourself getting upset, angry or enraged over trivial matters such as negative responses to your posts or unwarranted flaming?
Do you feel the need to get your post count up to a level where others will consider you a seasoned poster?
Have you ever been to a poster meet only to be disappointed and disillusioned by those you met who didn't look like their avatar, or were the total opposite of their board personality?
