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How many times have you been married?
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Posts: 6377 (07/17/08 6:37 AM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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TC |
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Posts: 456 (07/17/08 6:39 AM) I Need A Clue
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Dear Zeep,
Why are you falling into Merkly's pit? His low self-esteem and obvious under-endowment in the pantal area keep him making bitter comments he really does not mean. He's to be pitied. Sincerely, TC |
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Zeep |
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Posts: 8200 (07/17/08 6:42 AM) Psycho |
Oh, merkly I'm just playing with. Lissie, on the other hand? Needs the smackdown. Slut.
edit: wtf is up with your paragraph returns? Did you become a poet overnight? |
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 Beefcake |
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Posts: 1103 (07/17/08 6:43 AM) Registered User |
I honestly didn't think my statement was controversial; I think of it as conventional wisdom. I don't know any men who actually wanted to get married.
Why settle for just one chick when you can have your pick of hundreds? It makes no sense.
Off the top of my head: Wimmins; Financial security for life Mens: Financial responsibility for life Wimmins: Sweet lovin' down by the fire anytime they want Mens: Stuck screwing the same chick forever Wimmins: Get a live-in servant Mens: Never get any time of their own Wimmins: Let themselves go as soon as the ring is on their finger Mens: Get put on a vegetarian diet because meat is 'unhealthy' |
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 12863 (07/17/08 6:43 AM) Registered user |
::shakes ass like a woman in a rap video::
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9083 (07/17/08 6:45 AM) this won't end well.
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::gouges out mind's eye::
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 12864 (07/17/08 6:45 AM) Registered user |
Relax, Bernie......this is for the ladies.
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TC |
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Posts: 457 (07/17/08 6:45 AM) I Need A Clue
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I don't know why I did that. For some reason I thought you did it and I was following along.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 56046 (07/17/08 6:46 AM) Registered loser |
[talking to pet voice]
Who thinks they're equal? TC does, that's who? That's a good girl. [/ttpv] |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 5381 (07/17/08 6:47 AM) Registered User |
A Rod understands marriage. So does Madonna and yes the ex NY gov
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Mom HOLIO |
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Posts: 373 (07/17/08 6:47 AM) Registered Adult
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Married once, 25 years and 21 days. The last five the happiest since it had become a bi-coastal marriage. Divorced 15 years. Best thing about being divorced is
we get to be friends now.
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Shag |
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Posts: 6378 (07/17/08 6:51 AM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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don't know any men who actually wanted to get married.Then your friends are perennial Lost Boys who are probably lousy in the sack or closeted moes. |
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atomicradish |
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Posts: 16 (07/17/08 6:51 AM) |
Atomic Plunger wrote: I couldn't imagine why. |
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Baby Please |
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Posts: 3943 (07/17/08 6:52 AM) Baby Pees |
beefcake is like 14, right?
this August will be my 20th anniversary. Last 7 years have been the best years of my life. That's because that's when the bastard walked out to sleep with his ho-band gf. I won't file for divorce. That will be his job and HIS money!!! So you're staying with him out of spite? that must be a great way to live. |
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 1106 (07/17/08 6:54 AM) Registered User |
Shag wrote: If that makes you feel better, sure. In the meantime, I'll keep being miserable banging 19 year olds. |
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Shag |
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Posts: 6381 (07/17/08 6:56 AM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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In the meantime, I'll keep being miserable banging a 9- and a 10-year-old in my parish.CORRECTED. |
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 1107 (07/17/08 6:59 AM) Registered User |
Shag wrote: You say tomato, I say tomato. Why do wimmin-folk get so defensive about marriage? What's the big deal anyhoo? |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 17014 (07/17/08 7:08 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
Shag wrote: or were molested by Michael Jackson. |
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CatNamedRudy |
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Posts: 1677 (07/17/08 7:15 AM) Registered user |
Engaged once. Never married.
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 1108 (07/17/08 7:17 AM) Registered User |
GoodNeighborgirl wrote: Yes, that must be it. Why else wouldn't we want to be married to whiny shrews like the ones in this thread? |
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