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ginaf20697 |
I have my nose in Chica's National Archives |
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Them Redcoats sure were snappy dressers
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PieceOfSquash |
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Oliver Cromwell was kind of a dick.
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ginaf20697 |
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But William the Conquerer was a real bastard
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U91731 |
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When Queen Victoria died she had a 2 inch thick layer of grease paint and powder stuck to her ugly bloated old face. |
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ginaf20697 |
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Guy Fawkes was a real blast.
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Powers |
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This breaking news just in, Princess Diana is still dead.
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SmrtAss |
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In my experience, if you refer to the late Queen Mum as a crack ho, Brits don't really appreciate that.
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unkle greggo |
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Who gives a shit. Brits only count slightly more than Canadians as people.
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2ManyAndersons |
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Is that the new nickname for cooter?
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Trixie Delight |
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George the III smelled like tobacco and stale urine.
It's how he lost the colonies. |
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Mister Peepers |
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ginaf20697 wrote: That's actually true. Early in life, he was known as William the Bastard (look it up). I figured he want all bad-ass because he wanted a cooler name
nickname than 'the Bastard.'
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ginaf20697 |
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I KNOW THAT!!!! It's called SARCASM!!!!
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IndifferentCow |
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God, don't you hate explaining your humor? Buh.
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Gweedeaux |
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Have you ever walked the lonesome hills
And heard the curlews cry Or seen the raven black as night Upon a windswept sky To walk the purple heather And hear the westwind cry To know that's where the rapparee must die Since Cromwell pushed us westward To live our lowly lives There's some of us have deemed to fight From Tipperary mountains high Noble men with wills of iron Who are not afraid to die Who'll fight with gaelic honour held on high A curse upon you Oliver Cromwell You who raped our Motherland I hope you're rotting down in hell For the horrors that you sent To our misfortunate forefathers Whom you robbed of their birthright "To hell or Connaught" may you burn in hell tonight Of one such man I'd like to speak A rapparee by name and deed His family dispossessed and slaughtered They put a price upon his head His name is known in song and story His deeds are legends still And murdered for blood money Was young Ned of the hill A curse upon you Oliver Cromwell You who raped our Motherland I hope you're rotting down in hell For the horrors that you sent To our misfortunate forefathers Whom you robbed of their birthright "To hell or Connaught" may you burn in hell tonight You have robbed our homes and fortunes Even drove us from our land You tried to break our spirit But you'll never understand The love of dear old Ireland That will forge an iron will As long as there are gallant men Like young Ned of the hill
- The Pogues
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merkyl |
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I think we've all been guilty of raping a Motherland or two.
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IndifferentCow wrote: I know. Sometimes it's hard being the Dennis Miller of OT |
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CBRetriever |
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I always liked Ethelred the Unready
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ginaf20697 |
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While Chica is obsessing over JFK let's obsess over Edward II. Was he really ass reamed with a red hot poker or did he live in Italy for years after he was
supposedly killed as per the Fieschi Letter?
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CBRetriever |
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and what about the guy who was drowned in a butt of wine?
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