Shooting plane on a treadmill?
That's just dumb.
That's just dumb.
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Chef Boyardee Spaghetti in a can is not as vile as you might think!
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Posts: 1958 (07/11/08 1:58 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Posts: 11595 (07/11/08 2:25 PM) Registered user |
Citizen Postal wrote: Yeah, the drunken bitch has made a huge fucking fortune doing it, too. The absolute height of her creativity, is her Kwanzaa cake which is nothing less
than an insult to all of African-American culture.
(That's an alcoholic beverage in her hand, BTW.)
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Posts: 667 (07/11/08 2:43 PM) |
Hot, hard drinkin', politically incorrect slop food maker. I think I'm in love.
I'm so caught up in you Little girl And I never did suspect a thing So caught up in you Little girl That I never wanna get myself free And baby its true You're the one Who caught me, baby you taught me How good it could be |
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 3619 (07/11/08 3:26 PM) Registered user |
In deference to TC, I will not admit that I like Olive Garden's Soup 'n Salad. In deference to ILL I will not admit that I can't afford Olive
Garden right now.
I have a fridge now, but didn't have one the first week. Then I got a little dorm fridge to hold me over - we will use it in the garage to hold Foo's fishing bait and science experiments. A real fridge was delivered a week or two ago. I have a sandwich press because I got a brand new one for $1 at a garage sale. It was still in the box and the plastic and foam were still there. I have a $5 grill from Walmart, but I'm saving that for a special occassion. I have all kinds of fresh veggies and fruit now, and I had some two weeks ago, when I was here last. I didn't have any yesterday. Last night was a broke/hungry night so I went for the emergency canned spaghetti. I've been making lots of from-scratch stews, beans, etc. I didn't have the time, energy, or ingredients last night. I put in a 17 hour day and was ex-fucking-hausted. Nothing delivers out here and probably never will. I'm considering contacting the neighbours and doing a rotating "Take-out Taxi" night each month. Everyone puts in their orders and one of us acts as a delivery guy. How smart am I? Bread potholders and ghetto delivery driver. Tonight I'm having a steak, mushrooms, and some cabbage. I can have the steak and EITHER the mushrooms or cabbage at one time. The shrooms and cabbage both have to be cooked in my one tiny frying pan. Tomorrow I'm having grilled cheese with tomato and onion. Sunday will be eggs and potatos. Lunch for today, tomorrow, and Sunday will be bologna sandwiches (not pressed). I'm hungry and just realized I haven't eaten yet today. |
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Posts: 6086 (07/11/08 5:16 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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I like Tres. I like the Olive Garden. I would like to take Tres to the Olive Garden and treat her to some free breadsticks.
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Posts: 2332 (07/11/08 5:56 PM) Registered user |
You need to borrow a small saucepan from Maverick's owner. Be humble when you ask. Your neighbor will lend it to you graciously and she
will be delighted that she can help you out in a pinch. Trust me, I know West Virginians, including the ones who live out in the boonies.
Seriously, you and Foo need several 1 quart saucepans. They are perfect for heating up vegetables for two. Most food that is designed for the microwave can be heated up in a conventional oven. It takes longer and you may need a disposable foil cookie sheet, but it works. You are insane for having gone up there with NO potholders or kitchen towels and no saucepans. Have you been accused of having a martyr complex before? Sorry if that sounds tough, but you've placed yourself in a bad situation for no good reason. |
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 3623 (07/11/08 6:13 PM) Registered user |
BlackCat,
If I had taken the kitchen stuff with me then Foo wouldn't have it at our old home. She's not moving up here until the 19th or 20th. Since she's stuck dealing with the movers and most of the pets all by herself, I decided not to add to her stress by leaving her without kitchen stuff. We have one of each size pan and don't really need more than that. I'm able to put on Thanksgiving for five with just what I have now. I'm pretty sure that Maverick's mom won't like me. I knocked on the door yesterday but she wouldn't answer. I'm friends with her ex-husband. A tree fell in the back yard and blocked the porch. He moved it and cut the limbs off of it while I was at work yesterday. He's my new boyfriend and I love him. No martyr complex, just reporting funny things. I'm quite proud of my stale bread pot holders. I had to live here for three weeks without hot water, you should go read those threads, I whined a lot. I'm able to feed myself, I just don't like what I'm eating for the most part. Since I'm hugely fat it isn't killing me to eat less. |
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Posts: 9117 (07/11/08 6:15 PM) Guttersnipe |
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um, you're an idiot. martyr complex? i actually had a bunch typed out but i'm going to just leave it at that. |
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Posts: 3625 (07/11/08 6:17 PM) Registered user |
Black Cat is really a nice person, don't get pissed at her. She was just dissin' me for fun.
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Posts: 9118 (07/11/08 6:20 PM) Guttersnipe |
k. i did keep it short though. i get ranty occassionally
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Posts: 3626 (07/11/08 6:37 PM) Registered user |
I'll brb. I need to change into a fresh horse-hair shirt.
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Posts: 6091 (07/11/08 6:49 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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Don't forget to flagellate before bed.
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Posts: 19479 (07/11/08 7:00 PM) MESS member |
aw, come on, give tres a break
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Posts: 675 (07/14/08 11:15 AM) |
I hate the term "sauce pan." A pan is flat, you fry stuff in it. A pot is what you use to boil stuff. It's a pot people. A pot.
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Posts: 5336 (07/14/08 11:19 AM) Registered User |
Pot is best home grown
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Posts: 677 (07/14/08 11:23 AM) |
Go toss your dad's salad TC. Cunt.
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Posts: 2411 (07/14/08 11:26 AM) Registered user |
ZING!
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Posts: 3618 (07/14/08 11:26 AM) Registered loser
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TC goes to the kitchen to check out her cookwares' asses. |
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Posts: 3619 (07/14/08 11:32 AM) Registered loser
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Sheesh... Hopefully you won't miss it again
A sauce pan has a nicely rounded bottom TC goes to the kitchen to check out her cookwares' asses. |
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Posts: 679 (07/14/08 11:37 AM) |
: a small deep cooking pan with a handle
Here, TC, you can share with R. 
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