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DeadTwista wrote:

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JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: Jer-babes won't be getting "Husband of the Year" either. His wife was just diagnosed with "Old-timers" disease. Alzheimers tends come on fast. So by they time they boot his ass out she will have microwaved the cat and will be wandering the neighborhood in a housecoat and slippers singing "Maria!".

Actually it was Parkinsons so proper edicate states that ones spouse may leave to be on a Julie Chen hosted Reality Show.

Well then I guess that's OK. As long as he left her some food and water she should be fine.

Sigvold wrote:

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Michelle - Trash through and through. She'll be most likely woman to throw a punch or pee on the patio. She will look like SHIT when she wakes up and will constantly complain about the humidity when there is no humidity.

Dan - Zit-faced, lazy-eyed dork who probably got beat up a million times as a kid. And his only friend was the parish priest who took him on lots of camping trips. He will be voted out soon just because everyone will be tired of hearing his voice and all the zit-juice on the bathroom mirrors.

Memphis - "Memphis attended Florida State University and earned an Associate College Degree in Event Management." == so he got drunk for two years straight. He is dumb looking to match his dumb mind. He's Cowboy with a beer belly. Enjoys burping and farting loudly. Has no future in anything.

Renny - Will be asked to leave after she gets drunk and sexually assaults all the guys and a few of the women. She'll cover the back yard with cig butts and stay up all night. Will tell stories about her abusive boyfriends and getting abortions when drunk.

Libra - Danielle 2.0 Hopefully she is more thoughtful than your average knee-jerk liberal. She's probably gonna be disgusted by Ollie.

April - She will need years of psychiatric care when all this is over. OCD + an Aires! Lots of crying, fights, and temper tantrums. I hope she also picks and eats her boogers like the old April.

Jessie - If he could just keep HIS MOUTH SHUT, and rub tanning oil across his pecs all day long -- he'd be good as gold. But he's gonna open his mouth and everyone will quickly realize why he looks like he lived every waking moment in a gym during college. He'll date Whorika when he leaves the BB House and then get a job as a bartender at one of Mike Boogie's bar, where he'll quickly fade back into obscurity.

Keesha - So she aspires for Hooters Management, hmmm? Well the only part of Dumb Blonde that she will have to pretend is her hair color. She's Hollywood Holly without a personality.

Ollie - Closet Homo --- The African-American Abercrombie & Fitch wearing kind (think Will Smith). His hat shows he is so out of touch with what looks good -- he'll probably grow up to be one of them ultra-queeny black guys on ANTM. He's Will Mega in pink chiffon and will crack from the pressure of living under a microscope early on.

Brian - How did he slip by the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy? He's gonna have trouble controlling his emotions, going to be uber-sensy, and pretend to be smart and successful to compensate for the fact that he is neither.

Angie - Pharmaceutical Sales = will suck a doctor's cock for a hefty commission. She won't get along with any of the other women and all she really cares about is finding a rich guy (i.e. doctor) who will pamper her the rest of her life. God I hope I'm watching when somebody calls her a Retarded Chink for the first time!

Jerry -- Within 10 minutes of arriving in the house and all the young hot bodies form the "Kool Kids Klub," he'll be target #1. Will be voted out unanimously first week due to his obnoxious snoring.

Steven the gay cowboy -- won't be able to keep his eyes of Jessie. Will have to work extra hard trying to hide his Jessie boner from the cameras. He'll be interesting for 15 mins and then turn into another Bunky (minus the baby talk and sobbing)

This summation- along with your new avatar- made me pee-pee in my panties.