Aunt Pappy wrote:
Isn't this just kind of a different take on "metrosexual"? (Meaning, this is all news to me.)
No. Guidos predate Metrosexuals and are on the opposite end of the spectrum.
-SJ™
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SuperJude |
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Aunt Pappy wrote: No. Guidos predate Metrosexuals and are on the opposite end of the spectrum.
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WiscBadger95 |
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EmmaPeel wrote: Fake tan in a bottle. |
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ustrasana |
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This is all very new to me, I have never seen one IRL or even a picture of one before today. Thanks OT! |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Forget bombing the Middle East. Drop a few on New Jersey for this outright terrorism.
Sorry CG, but you're collateral damage. |
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Buggles73 |
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Back in the day, we called 'em Gweebs.
Back in the day meaning about 10 years ago |
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ustrasana |
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poor cg, we loved you.
I guess they don't travel out West very much, or I am just very lucky to have never seen one. |
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LaurenTheLush |
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Ughhh, visit any club on the Jersey shore during the summer (actually all year round) and they are all over as tan as ever.
One time this guy tried asking for my number. Meanwhile he was wearing a white shirt and his cover up and self-tanner were rubbing all against his collar because he was dancing and sweating like a beast. |
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blondemss |
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coupla questions here:
1: do you suppose if they all got together for a photo and got too close to each other their hair would stick them to each other like velcro stuff? 2: um, do some of them have make up on? 3: are they aware that that shade of pink lipgloss (presumably) gives them gorgous cocksucker lips? |
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Carboys Desire |
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I was going to say we don't have Guidos in Las Vegas, but that's not true. I'm sure we do. A lot.
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Cleofuss |
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You may find Guidos:
- Doing Cocaine in the public restroom at a beach - Saying "forget about it" when it does not apply - Acting out what they "would do" to Carmen Electra at a family restaurant - Talking about how they respect Usher - Turning up the Bass in an Excursion while passing a crowd of people. - Crying outside an Excursion while being searched by the police. - Asking "Do you know who I am?" in an attempt to bluff his way out of a fight. - Calling a girl a bitch because she doesn't like being groped by a stranger. - Watching "Growing up Gotti" as a group. - Driving at pace with a girl, who is angrily walking down the side of the road, trying to apologize to her over techno music - In a BMW with blue neon lights glowing from the bottom while speeding down the 495. - Drinking Coors light on a 25' boat while blaring the "Boys are back in town" by Thin Lizzy. - Quoting Scarface ad nauseam - Explaining to a mason how the working man is a sucker before taking his daughter out on a date. - Pretty much embarrassing Italian-Americans & all human beings everywhere. You will NEVER find Guidos: -Playing football in a park -Working -Wearing a shirt if it is not required -Politely ordering a meal at a restaurant -Looking a man in the eyes when shakinghis hands -Purchasing any goods or services with money they actually earned -Doing the right thing -Having a pleasant demeanor -Being genuinely happy -Having an educated opinion on a worldly issue |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Is the guy in the middle like the King of the Guidos?
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LaurenTheLush |
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No, the king of the oompa loompas.
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Buggles73 |
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sad thing is there are still tons of chicks that'd fuck them
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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The moist pink glossed lips are disturbing......
DISTURBINGLY HAWT. |
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blondemss |
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told ya. cocksucker lips.
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B DeBrun |
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Here in NYC, a dime a dozen.
Try Bensonhurst or worse, Howard Beach. |
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B DeBrun |
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PS: At a rest stop on the NY Thruway, saw a classic Guido on queue for a Starbucks:
Flip flops, wife beater shirt (Brooklyn - St. Francis Assissi Annual Feast, etc..), extra long shorts, tats everywhere (although the shamrock flag tat on his ankle threw me off), huge beer belly and triple chins and the requsite prison buzz cut. |
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Shorty |
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Remington Steele |
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AKA "Ginos" |
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NellB |
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CBRetriever wrote: HOT. |
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